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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:22 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:Enjoying this years offernig so far. couple of tidy broads in there too.
:mrgreen:
How long have you been living in 1930s Chicago General?
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:28 pm

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General Mannerheim wrote:Enjoying this years offernig so far. couple of tidy broads in there too.
:mrgreen:
How long have you been living in 1930s Chicago General?
he lives in a pre-war hospital??
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:41 pm

Big Brother? Surely that shite's ran its natural course by now.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:48 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Big Brother? Surely that shite's ran its natural course by now.
Unfortunately not. If we didn't have two TV's I'd be going out a lot. Insult to intelligence alongside Jeremy Kyle. Can't believe I married a woman who actually watches both :evil:
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Post by enfieldwhite » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:30 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Big Brother? Surely that shite's ran its natural course by now.
Unfortunately not. If we didn't have two TV's I'd be going out a lot. Insult to intelligence alongside Jeremy Kyle. Can't believe I married a woman who actually watches both :evil:
Not your fault pal. Neither were on the horizon when you got wed, I'll wager.

If she's developed these brain-candy tendencies since then, you've grounds for divorce by dint of unreasonable behaviour, no? :mrgreen:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:58 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Big Brother? Surely that shite's ran its natural course by now.
Unfortunately not. If we didn't have two TV's I'd be going out a lot. Insult to intelligence alongside Jeremy Kyle. Can't believe I married a woman who actually watches both :evil:
Not your fault pal. Neither were on the horizon when you got wed, I'll wager.

If she's developed these brain-candy tendencies since then, you've grounds for divorce by dint of unreasonable behaviour, no? :mrgreen:
What, her and half the women in the country? :wink:

I do have to visit the lounge occasionally and when the Kyle show is on it appears to be a "fattest women in the country show coupled with an audition for a re-make of Deliverence. What a bunch of misfits.
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Post by enfieldwhite » Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:10 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Big Brother? Surely that shite's ran its natural course by now.
Unfortunately not. If we didn't have two TV's I'd be going out a lot. Insult to intelligence alongside Jeremy Kyle. Can't believe I married a woman who actually watches both :evil:
Not your fault pal. Neither were on the horizon when you got wed, I'll wager.

If she's developed these brain-candy tendencies since then, you've grounds for divorce by dint of unreasonable behaviour, no? :mrgreen:
What, her and half the women in the country? :wink:

I do have to visit the lounge occasionally and when the Kyle show is on it appears to be a "fattest women in the country show coupled with an audition for a re-make of Deliverence. What a bunch of misfits.
Christ! And what's showing on the telly? :wink:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:19 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Big Brother? Surely that shite's ran its natural course by now.
Unfortunately not. If we didn't have two TV's I'd be going out a lot. Insult to intelligence alongside Jeremy Kyle. Can't believe I married a woman who actually watches both :evil:
Not your fault pal. Neither were on the horizon when you got wed, I'll wager.

If she's developed these brain-candy tendencies since then, you've grounds for divorce by dint of unreasonable behaviour, no? :mrgreen:
What, her and half the women in the country? :wink:

I do have to visit the lounge occasionally and when the Kyle show is on it appears to be a "fattest women in the country show coupled with an audition for a re-make of Deliverence. What a bunch of misfits.
Christ! And what's showing on the telly? :wink:
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Post by Raven » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:05 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Big Brother? Surely that shite's ran its natural course by now.
Unfortunately not. If we didn't have two TV's I'd be going out a lot. Insult to intelligence alongside Jeremy Kyle. Can't believe I married a woman who actually watches both :evil:
You are not alone, her indoors watches it too. Thank god for World of Warcraft!

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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:53 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:Enjoying this years offernig so far. couple of tidy broads in there too.

That Alexandra though, i would love to administer a curb stomp on her face, smash her teeth right in! never hated someone so much so soon! she is worse than charley, at least charley was funny for a bit.
You crack me up mate...


Anyway, I just dug this thread up to restate my guilty crush on Davina Mcall. :oops:
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:07 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:Enjoying this years offernig so far. couple of tidy broads in there too.

That Alexandra though, i would love to administer a curb stomp on her face, smash her teeth right in! never hated someone so much so soon! she is worse than charley, at least charley was funny for a bit.
You crack me up mate...


Anyway, I just dug this thread up to restate my guilty crush on Davina Mcall. :oops:
Your not on your own mate.

Unfortunately she has this continuing niggling habit of moving and talking!

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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:17 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:Enjoying this years offernig so far. couple of tidy broads in there too.

That Alexandra though, i would love to administer a curb stomp on her face, smash her teeth right in! never hated someone so much so soon! she is worse than charley, at least charley was funny for a bit.
You crack me up mate...


Anyway, I just dug this thread up to restate my guilty crush on Davina Mcall. :oops:
you're sick.
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Post by Prufrock » Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:05 am

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:Enjoying this years offernig so far. couple of tidy broads in there too.

That Alexandra though, i would love to administer a curb stomp on her face, smash her teeth right in! never hated someone so much so soon! she is worse than charley, at least charley was funny for a bit.
You crack me up mate...


Anyway, I just dug this thread up to restate my guilty crush on Davina Mcall. :oops:
Your not on your own mate.

Unfortunately she has this continuing niggling habit of moving and talking!
I think we all know one way to stop that, and you would seem to be the most appropriate man to 'sort it out' :D
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:33 am

Prufrock wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:Enjoying this years offernig so far. couple of tidy broads in there too.

That Alexandra though, i would love to administer a curb stomp on her face, smash her teeth right in! never hated someone so much so soon! she is worse than charley, at least charley was funny for a bit.
You crack me up mate...


Anyway, I just dug this thread up to restate my guilty crush on Davina Mcall. :oops:
Your not on your own mate.

Unfortunately she has this continuing niggling habit of moving and talking!
I think we all know one way to stop that, and you would seem to be the most appropriate man to 'sort it out' :D
this kind of sexism is abhorrent. I was at a march for women's rights the other week, sister moonchild monahan was delivering a dialectic on the devicive nature of sexist comedy. It was clear that jokes about women and the function of sex as a curative for their shortcomings, moods or for that matter any quality a man doesn't like was just a precursor to them becoming rapists.

double standards, they're a feck* aren't they?
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Post by Prufrock » Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:12 am

communistworkethic wrote:
Prufrock wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:Enjoying this years offernig so far. couple of tidy broads in there too.

That Alexandra though, i would love to administer a curb stomp on her face, smash her teeth right in! never hated someone so much so soon! she is worse than charley, at least charley was funny for a bit.
You crack me up mate...


Anyway, I just dug this thread up to restate my guilty crush on Davina Mcall. :oops:
Your not on your own mate.

Unfortunately she has this continuing niggling habit of moving and talking!
I think we all know one way to stop that, and you would seem to be the most appropriate man to 'sort it out' :D
this kind of sexism is abhorrent. I was at a march for women's rights the other week, sister moonchild monahan was delivering a dialectic on the devicive nature of sexist comedy. It was clear that jokes about women and the function of sex as a curative for their shortcomings, moods or for that matter any quality a man doesn't like was just a precursor to them becoming rapists.

double standards, they're a feck aren't they?
I think she's a nob. Her gender is irrelevant. My intention at the time was not to pop her one and then give her one so to speak, merely to pop her one so she shuts the feck up. I unlike you, am not a dirty pervert :mrgreen: (or at least you cant prove it)
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:21 am

so you "pop" blokes "one" to shut them up? Very honest of you to admit that.
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Post by enfieldwhite » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:38 am

communistworkethic wrote:
Prufrock wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:Enjoying this years offernig so far. couple of tidy broads in there too.

That Alexandra though, i would love to administer a curb stomp on her face, smash her teeth right in! never hated someone so much so soon! she is worse than charley, at least charley was funny for a bit.
You crack me up mate...


Anyway, I just dug this thread up to restate my guilty crush on Davina Mcall. :oops:
Your not on your own mate.

Unfortunately she has this continuing niggling habit of moving and talking!
I think we all know one way to stop that, and you would seem to be the most appropriate man to 'sort it out' :D
this kind of sexism is abhorrent. I was at a march for women's rights the other week, sister moonchild monahan was delivering a dialectic on the devicive nature of sexist comedy. It was clear that jokes about women and the function of sex as a curative for their shortcomings, moods or for that matter any quality a man doesn't like was just a precursor to them becoming rapists.

double standards, they're a feck aren't they?


So........ did you do her up the dirtpipe? :mrgreen:
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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:53 am

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:Enjoying this years offernig so far. couple of tidy broads in there too.

That Alexandra though, i would love to administer a curb stomp on her face, smash her teeth right in! never hated someone so much so soon! she is worse than charley, at least charley was funny for a bit.
You crack me up mate...


Anyway, I just dug this thread up to restate my guilty crush on Davina Mcall. :oops:
:whack:
You need help, you sick b'stard.
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Post by ratbert » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:29 am

And she's always pregnant!!
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