TW Caption Competition Part 2

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:27 pm

"Go on, admit it; you forgot your fxxking lines again, didn't ya?"

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:18 am

'Do you remember the avatar that DLH used to have, Frodo'
'I do, Sam Gamgee, I do.'

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:59 am

Little Green Man wrote:

Mr and Mrs Ribery were pleased with their appearance on Extreme Makeover.

WINNER

Over to you Mr Green.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:00 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote: WINNER

Over to you Mr Green.

No relation of Alan, I hasten to add. Ta, SOTWA!

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:02 pm

The police investigators finally found the key to Big Sam's secret cubbyhole.

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:10 pm

Little Green Man wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote: WINNER

Over to you Mr Green.
No relation of Alan, I hasten to add. Ta, SOTWA!

Fabrice Muamba asks for an 'advance' on his first month's wages.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:11 pm

The delivery guy was, snapped as he left Kevin Nolan's house after delivering his regular Friday night takeaway.

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:15 pm

Never realised talcum powder was so expensive man!!!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:28 pm

Muamba definitely likes Megson's plans for the future.

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Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:34 pm

Since at least 5 minutes ago, Muamba had always dreamed of playing for Bolton Wanderers.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:44 pm

This is an actual first view of what five-thousand Carr's Pasty vouchers actually look like.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:44 pm

Muamba was sold by Birmingham, after reports that he was eating away at the clubs wage bill.

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:50 pm

Phil Gartside chuckled to himself after he shifted the club accounts to Zimbabwe...

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:57 pm

After being given the same shirt number as Jay Jay Okotcha, the Bolton mail boy accidently gave Muamba the large package addressed to Okotcha, along with an appology letter from the Royal bank of Nigeria.

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:59 pm

The price of two carrots & a tin of peas in Harare was geting to be a bit ridiculous.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:01 pm

Anyway, I got this e-mail from a guy in Nigeria and for only five grand from me he's promised me a cut of.....

spraggy · Post by **spraggy** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:38 pm

Sam Allardyce makes his first signing as Blackburn manager.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:38 pm

Nigerian to attempt beer mat flipping world record

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:58 pm

it was a small price to pay for a peek at Mrs Abdoulaye's Twin's tits.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:48 pm

Big Clinton took the bribe off his cellmate little Joey Barton to leave him alone. He still gave him a slice though!

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