TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:07 pm

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Does my head look big in this?
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Post by screech powers » Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:17 pm

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Red- "Joey Barton escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I used to think it would take six-hundred years to tunnel under the wall with it. Old Joey did it in less than twenty. Oh, Joey loved Geology, I guess it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big god-damned poster. Like I said, in prison a man will do anything to keep his mind occupied. It turns out Joey's favourite hobby was totin' his wall through the exercise yard, a handful at a time. I guess after Tommy was killed, he decided he had been here just about long enough. Joey did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The guard simply didn't notice, neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? Joey crawled to freedom through five-hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. five-hundred yards........ Only to be greeted by Gary Megson and a year loan contract"
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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:28 pm

And the award for the longest caption in the world ever goes to... :wink:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:30 pm

"Now I know what being lumbered with a Joey really means."

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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:28 pm

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Post by thebish » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:16 pm

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as the invisible cucumber of time is shoved down the gaping maw of destiny
and the soap of fate falls onto the bathroom floor of eternity... I think it's the end of the show
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:28 am

Did you just spill my fxcking pint?
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Post by Little Green Man » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:17 am

And the winner of the Oscar for Best Caption Competition Screenplay is...

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Post by thebish » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:29 am

Little Green Man wrote:And the winner of the Oscar for Best Caption Competition Screenplay is...

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his short one or his long one?? (ooh err..)
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Post by Little Green Man » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:38 am

thebish wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:And the winner of the Oscar for Best Caption Competition Screenplay is...

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his short one or his long one?? (ooh err..)
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Post by screech powers » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:25 am

Why thank you :D

I knew my useless knowledge of the Shawshank script would come in handy (although i did look some of it up)

Try this -

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Ill pick a winner tomorrow afternoon
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Post by thebish » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:29 am

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le coq sportif?
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Post by enfieldwhite » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:32 am

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Post by spraggy » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:59 am

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Megson's new signing soon found himself way down the pecking order.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:11 pm

Fowl ref!
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Post by Little Green Man » Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:47 pm

Hey George! Guess what I heard? Only that the farmer's going to sell us both to a team called Kay FC.
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Post by Little Green Man » Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:51 pm

On me egg, son!
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:47 pm

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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:45 pm

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"Where's the pink footed goose then?"

"Bloody injured as usual".....
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