TW Caption Competition Part 2

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:06 pm

Joey Bartons first day back in training unfortunately coincided with team photo day.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:09 pm

LA Galaxy were already pissed off at the PR man's idea that they dress in uniforms from the 1900s, then having Victoria join them was really going too far

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:14 pm

Little did his team mates suspect that midfield libero, bob "mumbler" zimmerman (front row, right), would soon give up promising career in association football

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:17 pm

Hammersmith and Ealing Albion were the Chelsea of their day. So rich that they dispensed with the usual leather bound pig's bladder and played with a giant orange instead

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:27 pm

It wasn't quite what Alan Hansen had in mind when he ventured the criticism that Bolton's team needed a stronger spine.

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:33 pm

Posh, pushy as ever, insisted on being in the LA Galaxy team photo for the new season.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:35 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Posh, pushy as ever, insisted on being in the LA Galaxy team photo for the new season.

Think Commie beat you to that one Bobo.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:43 pm

Aquaplane!!!!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:45 pm

The Hunt family had a long footballing history

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:02 am

The Bolton Wanderers 2008-9 team picture was a nightmare. For a start off, no one liked the new kit. The new sponsors were a mystery. No one had heard of 'P U'. Then there was the gay element. Ali Al Habsi (pictured far left) wasn't quite the man that fans hoped he would be, although Blerim Dzemailli (next to his left knee) confirmed everyone's suspicions. As he'd done at his previous clubs, Gary Megson continued his bizarre custom of making the newest recruit hold the club pumpkin. Johan Elmander, having failed tried to back out of his contract, was left with no alternative but to grow facial hair as a disguise. Worst of all though, was Kevin Nolan (pictured centre). Stung by one poster on a well known Bolton forum, who said that he was a big fat bastard, the Wanderers captain had gone on the Atkins diet just that little bit too long. Yes, it was all the fault of that bastard, Warthog.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:18 am

Peterborough United never thought they'd be happy to see Barry Fry back at London Road. How wrong they were!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:25 am

Prestolee Undertakers XI had to recruit a couple of gravediggers for their team photo. Unfortuantely they had to bring their work along as it couldn't be left unatended.

Dujon · Post by **Dujon** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:42 am

Arnold Schwarzenegger (dead centre) prior to his medically supervised steroid regime.
The doctors (back row, L-R) are . . .

spraggy · Post by **spraggy** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:37 am

The only surviving fan photo-shops himself into the team line-up from the last time Newcastle United won a trophy.

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:30 am

Philadelphia United (pictured) could only raise a wry smile at Harry Redknapp's suggestion his Portsmouth squad were down to the bare bones.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:56 am

Amy Whitehouse poses with Tony Adams (pictured centre, back row) and his Priory United team.

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:44 pm

West Ham, not content with signing Lee Bowyer and his ilk, they went one step further and paid a then record fee for Skeletor (centre) from Millwall

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 1:38 pm

Blackburn show off next seasons mascott.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 1:41 pm

Uncle Jack checks out his investment at Dingleburn.

Is that bannable?

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 1:42 pm

"Now, hear the word of the looooordd"

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