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Re: Canada

Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:04 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
tony cunninghams willy wrote:
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mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:I'm thinking of a trip to Ottawa in August, but the flights seem to be jacked up in price a little because it's the holiday season - anyone got any suggestions about where the cheapest flights to Ottawa/Montreal might be found?

Plus, are there any law school librarians out there who might be available to show me round their institution in August?
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I think what Commie's saying, in his own inimitable way, is that you're not contributing anything positive to this thread with your assinine remark. It's not even humorous, which would be something.

Your remark corresponds with the grammatic style of two posters (past and present) who indulge in this type of freeform nonsense out of boredom, spite or just plain mischievousness.

You're free to give your opinion on any topic in any part of this site.

Random sh*t is unwelcome and won't be tolerated.

I think that sums it up. :D
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Post by tony cunninghams willy » Tue Jul 08, 2008 1:12 am

Look.
There was a sketch in Little Britain where a guy walks into a travel agents to buy airline tickets to Canada, only to find a boring uninterested woman behind the sales counter saying "computer says no" to everything the guy asked for. So what I was saying was a little light hearted joke, obviously assuming that most folk on here watched Little Britain and would get the joke.
Clearly I was wrong. Easy mistake to make.

No need to send the internet police stormtroopers in on me though was there?

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:46 am

tony cunninghams willy wrote:Look.
There was a sketch in Little Britain where a guy walks into a travel agents to buy airline tickets to Canada, only to find a boring uninterested woman behind the sales counter saying "computer says no" to everything the guy asked for. So what I was saying was a little light hearted joke, obviously assuming that most folk on here watched Little Britain and would get the joke.
Clearly I was wrong. Easy mistake to make.

No need to send the internet police stormtroopers in on me though was there?
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Post by enfieldwhite » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:35 am

tony cunninghams willy wrote:Look.
There was a sketch in Little Britain where a guy walks into a travel agents to buy airline tickets to Canada, only to find a boring uninterested woman behind the sales counter saying "computer says no" to everything the guy asked for. So what I was saying was a little light hearted joke, obviously assuming that most folk on here watched Little Britain and would get the joke.
Clearly I was wrong. Easy mistake to make.

No need to send the internet police stormtroopers in on me though was there?
I got the 'joke'. I didn't see that particular sketch and apologise unreservedly for lambasting you.

It's obviously not your fault that you have a diabolical sense of humour. :wink:

I should, however, have been able to garner that from your Avatar. :|
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Post by Worthy4England » Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:05 am

I did see the sketch :-) Thought she worked in a bank though.

Edit: Ok, Ok so she left her bank job to work in a travel agents.... :mrgreen:
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Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:09 am

Blame Canada, blame Canada, they're not even a real country anyway:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1DTp7FV4Qs
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Post by blurred » Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:46 am

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
tony cunninghams willy wrote:Look.
There was a sketch in Little Britain where a guy walks into a travel agents to buy airline tickets to Canada, only to find a boring uninterested woman behind the sales counter saying "computer says no" to everything the guy asked for. So what I was saying was a little light hearted joke, obviously assuming that most folk on here watched Little Britain and would get the joke.
Clearly I was wrong. Easy mistake to make.

No need to send the internet police stormtroopers in on me though was there?
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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:06 am

'kinnel, SOTWA has let himself go a bit since the last meetup....
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Post by warthog » Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:28 am

tony cunninghams willy wrote:Look.
There was a sketch in Little Britain where a guy walks into a travel agents to buy airline tickets to Canada, only to find a boring uninterested woman behind the sales counter saying "computer says no" to everything the guy asked for.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VopgXjVFcqI

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:57 am

CrazyHorse wrote:'kinnel, SOTWA has let himself go a bit since the last meetup....
All those boil-in-the-bag rations, you know. Plays havoc.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Jul 08, 2008 1:20 pm

tony cunninghams willy wrote:Look.
There was a sketch in Little Britain where a guy walks into a travel agents to buy airline tickets to Canada, only to find a boring uninterested woman behind the sales counter saying "computer says no" to everything the guy asked for. So what I was saying was a little light hearted joke, obviously assuming that most folk on here watched Little Britain and would get the joke.
Clearly I was wrong. Easy mistake to make.

No need to send the internet police stormtroopers in on me though was there?
Relax, Tony. As a foreigner I had no idea what you were talking about. Warty explained. As for the others - perhaps they are not fans of that particular program. No big deal. We are used to people blaming Canada since the Oscar winning song. :wink:
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Jul 08, 2008 1:23 pm

warthog wrote:
tony cunninghams willy wrote:Look.
There was a sketch in Little Britain where a guy walks into a travel agents to buy airline tickets to Canada, only to find a boring uninterested woman behind the sales counter saying "computer says no" to everything the guy asked for.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VopgXjVFcqI
Hmmm. I see what you meant earlier.
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Post by thebish » Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:44 pm

tony cunninghams willy wrote:Look.
There was a sketch in Little Britain where a guy walks into a travel agents to buy airline tickets to Canada, only to find a boring uninterested woman behind the sales counter saying "computer says no" to everything the guy asked for. So what I was saying was a little light hearted joke, obviously assuming that most folk on here watched Little Britain and would get the joke.
Clearly I was wrong. Easy mistake to make.

No need to send the internet police stormtroopers in on me though was there?

don't worry Tony.. Commie hasn't quite got past "Round the Horn" yet... :wink:

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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:42 pm

I know exactly what the reference is and it's usually something issued forth by tw*ts. And given the series of early posts from Mr TC's Cock, it seemed perfectly reasonable that he was living up to his name in the style of those two posters.

Any mod had a look at the IP address?
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:10 pm

communistworkethic wrote:I know exactly what the reference is and it's usually something issued forth by tw*ts. And given the series of early posts from Mr TC's Cock, it seemed perfectly reasonable that he was living up to his name in the style of those two posters.

Any mod had a look at the IP address?
Well, he joined in February so I doubt he is a superhero....
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:32 pm

date of joining means nowt really...
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:40 pm

communistworkethic wrote:date of joining means nowt really...
Except that the superhero didn't need an alias until fairly recently...
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:43 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:date of joining means nowt really...
Except that the superhero didn't need an alias until fairly recently...
need and desire aren't the same, nor did I limit my suggestion to the caped wonder
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Post by tony cunninghams willy » Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:12 pm

Well Mr Communist, you can check out my IP Address or my fookin postal address and i'm afraid you'll find i'm not who you think I am.
I'll point out that i'm also 6'4", built like a brick shithouse and a blood relative to one of the top and most respected posters on this forum.
So even if you don't know who I am, one conversation with my sister will give me everything I need to know about you.
So don't be such an aggressive keyboard warrior eh? Cut the aggression and the abuse, or we will soon find out who the nob ed is.
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Post by seanworth » Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:20 pm

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