TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by enfieldwhite » Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:05 pm

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Post by thebish » Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:10 pm

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girl on middle row 4th from the left... "Hee hee - I left my pants off and nobody noticed..... not even Commie!" "PS - I'm not a natural blonde..."
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:59 pm

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Top row, fifth from the right.


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Post by thebish » Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:27 pm

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girl on middle row 4th from the left... "Hee hee - I left my pants off and nobody noticed..... not even Commie!" "PS - I'm not a natural blonde..."

duh.. I mean - girl on middle row fourth from the right (as we look)!
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:38 pm

guys this is getting painful, there's 4 rows, no middle one. now try and get some half decent captions as my experiment to check the reaction to a picture of more than one semi-naked woman is having all too predicatble results.
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:50 pm

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Post by thebish » Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:51 pm

communistworkethic wrote:guys this is getting painful, there's 4 rows, no middle one. now try and get some half decent captions as my experiment to check the reaction to a picture of more than one semi-naked woman is having all too predicatble results.
ok - 3rd row back - fourth from the right as we look at it - definitely no pants.....

PS - several thousand pages ago I remember Commie's less than imaginative captions when the golfing babe appeared!! :wink:
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:14 pm

bored, so I'm giving it to the ginger prince, rock on your orange pubed highness
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:38 pm

Do for me, I had an ACE one, but it's in my work inbox. So make do with this

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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:11 am

Young Johnny was really hoping Graham Smith had his box on.
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How about 'Lets not play the next game on any of the 3 days of the bank holiday weekend, lets play on the tuesday when everyone will be back at work' sorry more of a rant that. Graeme Smith is saying 'Growing up in S.A. I always thought you were a useless tosser'
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:08 pm

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:43 pm

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Top row, fifth from the right.


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