TW Caption Competition Part 2

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:11 pm

How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb? Smith and Pietersen help out during a floodlight failure.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:14 pm

3rd row 7 in from the left.... "I've got no knickers on"

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:17 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:South Africa knew they were in for a tough game against the Vodafonians

Do for me, onwards

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:23 pm

Ooh cheers. Ok here goes..

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:25 pm

gary-san,

if your opponent cannot stand, he cannot fight

if he cannot see, he cannot fight

now, salute your sensei

chris · Post by **chris** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:27 pm

Megson: 'A reporter in the crowd gave me this which he wrote for tomorrow's paper. Make sure we don't equalise or he'll have to rewrite it.'

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:37 pm

"Then TANGODANCER, that's Andy, wraps himself around the striker so he can't move. Look, it says it here! Then, just as Rooney's about to head in the corner kick, 'Dujon' that's Muamba, jumps in and puts his head through the granny shaggers cheeckbone. We break quick, pop the ball the A.T, or Riga *wink*, he runs down the line, throws the ball over for Daxter i.e. 'Elmander', to pop the ball home for the win."

"Are there any questions?"

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:41 pm

yes sotwa

are you drunk

and

can i have some?

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:46 pm

Batman wrote:yes sotwa

are you drunk

and

can i have some?

Yes.

No.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:47 pm

"but look there's nothing for 6 across".... Megson doesn't have a clue

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:49 pm

The crowd are entertained at half-time with an impromptu Garyoke.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:50 pm

Is this the same hymn sheet that the rest are singing from, boss?

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:53 pm

"....down dehavilland way, turn left on to the M61, head south to junction 14, get on the M6 and then.... feck off back to Villa you useless nice person!!"

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:06 pm

"What does this say here Gaz?"

"Substitutes, boss"

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:19 pm

P.......forty..........five

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:28 pm

So you see for Interests I've put down 'defensive midfielders' and for Referees I've put 'Collina, Styles and Clattenburg'.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:30 pm

no boss, "Resign" doesn't have a "t" in it

marshall_42 · Post by **marshall_42** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:37 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:Ooh cheers. Ok here goes..

Right Cahill you useless piece of s**t. Since you're off the pitch make yourself useful and go and get Nolan's half time snack. It's all written down here.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:41 pm

'
F*ck I'm sure I asked for Tim!'

Megson checks his receipt.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:12 pm

Look. Sweetcorn!

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