TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by bobby5 » Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:24 pm

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Right, kick the fecking Northampton nice person right in his face. Right here!
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:39 pm

Look Gaz!! I've downloaded a picture of monkeys doin it off the internet!!
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Post by Dujon » Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:44 am

Look, son, number 33 does not appear on the Club web site and this facsimile from Phil proves it. Now, gerroff.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:13 pm

communistworkethic wrote:"....down dehavilland way, turn left on to the M61, head south to junction 14, get on the M6 and then.... feck off back to Villa you useless tw*t!!"
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:24 am

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communistworkethic wrote:"....down dehavilland way, turn left on to the M61, head south to junction 14, get on the M6 and then.... feck off back to Villa you useless tw*t!!"
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:12 pm

work limiting options, do it tonight
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:42 pm

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Post by TW@tman » Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:48 pm

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I'm rich....I've been hired as Nolan's personal dietician!
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Post by Prufrock » Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:15 am

TW@tman wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:Image
I'm rich....I've been hired as Nolan's personal dietician!

A schoolboy Richard Dunne enjoys the local fayre on a school trip across the sea in Wigan.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:20 am

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Simple Simon met a pieman, going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the pieman, "What have you got there?"

"Pies, you simple fecker"
Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:34 am

Prufrock wrote:
TW@tman wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:Image
I'm rich....I've been hired as Nolan's personal dietician!

A schoolboy Richard Dunne enjoys the local fayre on a school trip across the sea in Wigan.
racist
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kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house
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Post by Prufrock » Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:01 am

communistworkethic wrote:
Prufrock wrote:
TW@tman wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:Image
I'm rich....I've been hired as Nolan's personal dietician!

A schoolboy Richard Dunne enjoys the local fayre on a school trip across the sea in Wigan.
racist
Bitch.
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Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:21 am

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Post by BWFC_Wyles » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:22 am

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It was a worrying sign.....Kevin's love of pies had begun, just aged 15......as had his sh** fashion sense!
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:43 am

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"Oh no no no, come on, I want to hear you say it first 'Who is the best out of the 2 Kevs?'"
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:43 am

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"Give me five up-pie"
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Post by BWFC_Wyles » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:50 am

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You will not get these back Kev until you score!!
"Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe?"
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Post by BWFC_Wyles » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:51 am

communistworkethic wrote:Image
"Haha!! I have your pies now Pieman!"

Chris Nolan's new superhero film was without the zing of his Batman series!
"Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe?"
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:19 pm

MichaelJohn12 wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:Image
You will not get these back Kev until you score!!
winner, get on with it.....
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Post by BWFC_Wyles » Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:32 pm

Woo hoo cheers CW! I'll be back shortly
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