TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

Moderator: Zulus Thousand of em

Post Reply
BWFC_Wyles
Reliable
Reliable
Posts: 805
Joined: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:08 pm
Location: Burnden Terrace

Post by BWFC_Wyles » Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:04 pm

Oooooooooooohhh Batty that's very close to the bone haha
"Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe?"
Top
BWFC_Wyles
Reliable
Reliable
Posts: 805
Joined: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:08 pm
Location: Burnden Terrace

Post by BWFC_Wyles » Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:05 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Oh stop cryin!

Of yall go:


Image
"That's another knife carrying youth down.......how dare this country say I do f**k all!!"
"Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe?"
Top
Batman

Post by Batman » Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:09 pm

Batman wrote:i say philip, here she comes, you drive alongside the car and i'll shoot the tyres out, that'll teach her to shag an arab behind charles' back

close to the bone? nah, topical!
Top
User avatar
TANGODANCER
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 44175
Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:35 pm
Location: Between the Bible, Regency and the Rubaiyat and forever trying to light penny candles from stars.

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:15 pm

Image

Despite firm assurances that Liverpool is the Capital of Culture, Her Majesty decides to take no chances.
Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?
Top
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army
Legend
Legend
Posts: 7042
Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:36 am
Location: HULL, BABY!
Contact:
Contact Soldier_Of_The_White_Army

Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:19 pm

MichaelJohn12 wrote:Oooooooooooohhh Batty that's very close to the bone haha
The Queen said after popping a cap in his ass!
Top
BWFC_Wyles
Reliable
Reliable
Posts: 805
Joined: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:08 pm
Location: Burnden Terrace

Post by BWFC_Wyles » Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:28 pm

Image

"That's Deacon & May down, now to finish the job with Taylor...."

She was out to prove there is only one Queen!
"Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe?"
Top
Puskas
Passionate
Passionate
Posts: 2125
Joined: Tue May 08, 2007 9:49 pm
Location: Home. Home, again. I like to be here when I can.

Post by Puskas » Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:31 pm

Batman wrote:
Batman wrote:i say philip, here she comes, you drive alongside the car and i'll shoot the tyres out, that'll teach her to shag an arab behind charles' back

close to the bone? nah, topical!
Topical? It was over 10 years ago!
You don't read the Daily Express, do you...?
"People are crazy and times are strange
I’m locked in tight, I’m out of range
I used to care, but things have changed"
Top
thebish
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 37589
Joined: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:01 am
Location: In my armchair

Post by thebish » Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:12 pm

Batman wrote:i say philip, here she comes, you drive alongside the car and i'll shoot the tyres out, that'll teach her to shag an arab behind charles' back
That's not a caption. That's a bloody essay!
Top
Batman

Post by Batman » Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:13 pm

lies, lies, lies

it's a winner

as for the express, do i bird
Top
Verbal
Icon
Icon
Posts: 5834
Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:11 am
Location: Silly London

Post by Verbal » Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:30 pm

MichaelJohn12 wrote:Image
"It'll be the last time anyone sells me a wing mirror with a sh*t name"

Liz outside Halfords.
"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."

"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."
Top
thebish
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 37589
Joined: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:01 am
Location: In my armchair

Post by thebish » Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:40 pm

Image

"Go ahead... make one's day."
Top
BWFC_Wyles
Reliable
Reliable
Posts: 805
Joined: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:08 pm
Location: Burnden Terrace

Post by BWFC_Wyles » Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:46 pm

Superb effort bish! Marvellous infact!
"Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe?"
Top
User avatar
TANGODANCER
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 44175
Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:35 pm
Location: Between the Bible, Regency and the Rubaiyat and forever trying to light penny candles from stars.

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:08 pm

Image

"Okay Mr Burrell, now write a fxxking book about that then."
Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?
Top
boltonboris
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 14515
Joined: Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:27 pm

Post by boltonboris » Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:12 pm

I'll show you a Royal pain in the arse
Top
User avatar
TANGODANCER
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 44175
Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:35 pm
Location: Between the Bible, Regency and the Rubaiyat and forever trying to light penny candles from stars.

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:25 pm

Image

"Erm, begging you pardon Ma'am but that isn't quite what I meant when I said Muhahmed Al Fayed invited you to try a Magnum with him"
Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?
Top
User avatar
Bruce Rioja
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 38742
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:19 pm
Location: Drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:34 pm

Image

"Deer et mon droit"
Last edited by Bruce Rioja on Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:40 pm, edited 1 time in total.
May the bridges I burn light your way
Top
boltonboris
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 14515
Joined: Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:27 pm

Post by boltonboris » Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:36 pm

"No Ma'am Smith and Wesson are your butlers!"
Top
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army
Legend
Legend
Posts: 7042
Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:36 am
Location: HULL, BABY!
Contact:
Contact Soldier_Of_The_White_Army

Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:41 pm

Image


"Gingers for justice? I'll give em Gingers for bloody justice!!"





Ok, I'm sacking it froooooooooooom.........now!
Top
Lord Kangana
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 15355
Joined: Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:42 pm
Location: Vagantes numquam erramus

Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:41 pm

Killer Queen.
You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks.
Yes, you can stare into the abyss, but it's staring right back.
Top
communistworkethic
Legend
Legend
Posts: 7404
Joined: Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:08 pm
Location: in your wife's dreams
Contact:
Contact communistworkethic

Post by communistworkethic » Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:53 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Oh stop cryin!

Of yall go:


Image
the queen learns that sotwa has been assigned to royal protection duty and decides she'd be better off left to her own devices
power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely

kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house
Top
Post Reply

Return to “General Banter”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Google [Bot] and 2 guests