TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by Prufrock » Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:01 pm

communistworkethic wrote:wyfanku....


here we gan bonny lads.......


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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:01 pm

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"An I'll cell ya they've got to kgo to gigglebrough ang get somging, I'll clov it if we beat em, clov it!"

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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:38 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
"An I'll cell ya they've got to kgo to gigglebrough ang get somging, I'll clov it if we beat em, clov it!"
is that ventriloquism or just your spelling? :mrgreen:
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:11 am

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:32 am

communistworkethic wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
"An I'll cell ya they've got to kgo to gigglebrough ang get somging, I'll clov it if we beat em, clov it!"
is that ventriloquism or just your spelling? :mrgreen:
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Post by marshall_42 » Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:50 pm

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Following his most recent sacking Kev got a PERM-anent position as a ventriloquists dummy.

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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:23 pm

and the winner is............

Batman, genius............ how he came up with this I'll never know....
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Post by Batman » Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:26 pm

why thank you

give me a minute and i'll dig up a classic

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Post by Batman » Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:34 pm

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go ferrit

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Post by Prufrock » Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:47 am

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go ferrit
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:42 am

Green ogre is better bowler than fat aussie
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:35 am

Right, tyhere's got to be a caption about Shreck being better than Shane Warne, but I can't quite get it.

Because, as you all know, I'm some sort of despicable caption competition cheat. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:21 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Right, tyhere's got to be a caption about Shreck being better than Shane Warne, but I can't quite get it.

Because, as you all know, I'm some sort of despicable caption competition cheat. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:25 pm

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:09 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Right, tyhere's got to be a caption about Shreck being better than Shane Warne, but I can't quite get it.

Because, as you all know, I'm some sort of despicable caption competition cheat. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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