TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:11 am

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"Breaking News: Rafa Benitez in rare not always a prick shocker"
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Post by Gertie » Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:14 am

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Georgie and Ian are suprised to learn that a Scottish green ogre plays cricket for Nottingham

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Post by marshall_42 » Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:50 am

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...and next on SSN, Phil Neville explains what it was like growing up with that 'f*cking c*nt'.
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Post by Batman » Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:49 am

participants have til end of today.....

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Post by enfieldwhite » Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:01 am

West Ham and Liverpool agree deal which concludes Gary Neville is, indeed, a F*cking C*nt.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:28 am

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Suddenly, the next item, an interview with Sir Alec Fergusson, takes on a whole new sense of anticipation.
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Post by thebish » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:10 pm

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Ian was so shocked, he did a little wee... Georgie tries to laugh it off!

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Post by Batman » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:28 pm

all efforts were shit so i'm having another go


wait there

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Post by marshall_42 » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:27 pm

Batman wrote:all efforts were shit so i'm having another go


wait there
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Post by Batman » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:41 pm

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Post by Prufrock » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:46 pm

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Fontana Delle Titte
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Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.

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Post by Verbal » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:48 pm

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:49 pm

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The first ever basin of bitty.
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Post by Batman » Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:01 am

not bad so far

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Post by BWFC_Wyles » Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:55 am

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Spending 8 hours in make up this morning was well worth it! Diane had missed getting her tits out in public!
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Post by marshall_42 » Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:26 pm

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Danni Minogue getting rid of the excess botox.

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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:38 pm

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CrazyHorse loved to do his party trick after a few drinks....
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Post by Dujon » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:39 am

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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:24 am

Man with iron cock & breasts caught shagging a bird bath.
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Post by Verbal » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:43 am

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"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."

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