People with no personality.

[Prufrock]

Bet this bloke has more sex than most.

Sad times.

I hope that's not true, and if it is true, that's it's all with Lisa 'left hand' Lopez

[fatshaft]

What sort of a personality-less, attention seeking, self obsessed ostentatious bell-end do you have to be to not only buy a Subaru Impreza, .

wtf is wrong with an Impreza? I admit the new ones are like a smacked arse, but the old ones are fine cars.

Hmmm. Your thinking not in anyway having been influenced by a fellow countryman of yours having gone on to do great things in one, Fatshaft?

No, for once there's no Scottish aspect to this. It is a superb motor, although having had the pleasure of a rally day last year, and driven both the Scooby and Evo, the Evo is much much better, but that's on a track, for day to day the Subaru is a better car.

Okay, sounds like this guy had the full wally kit, but Pru seems to be ranting against all Subarus in general now. Surely if you want a wankers car, there's far better examples, Audi TT or a Boxster for starters?

[Bruce Rioja]

Okay, sounds like this guy had the full wally kit, but Pru seems to be ranting against all Subarus in general now. Surely if you want a wankers car, there's far better examples, Audi TT or a Boxster for starters?

Ah, but aren't the f*ckwits that drive around in kitted-out Subarus simply jealous of those that can afford to drive around in more expensive cars?

[Worthy4England]

Okay, sounds like this guy had the full wally kit, but Pru seems to be ranting against all Subarus in general now. Surely if you want a wankers car, there's far better examples, Audi TT or a Boxster for starters?

Ah, but aren't the f*ckwits that drive around in kitted-out Subarus simply jealous of those that can afford to drive around in more expensive cars?

Like for example TT's and Boxters....?

[Prufrock]

What sort of a personality-less, attention seeking, self obsessed ostentatious bell-end do you have to be to not only buy a Subaru Impreza, .

wtf is wrong with an Impreza? I admit the new ones are like a smacked arse, but the old ones are fine cars.

Hmmm. Your thinking not in anyway having been influenced by a fellow countryman of yours having gone on to do great things in one, Fatshaft?

No, for once there's no Scottish aspect to this. It is a superb motor, although having had the pleasure of a rally day last year, and driven both the Scooby and Evo, the Evo is much much better, but that's on a track, for day to day the Subaru is a better car.

Okay, sounds like this guy had the full wally kit, but Pru seems to be ranting against all Subarus in general now. Surely if you want a wankers car, there's far better examples, Audi TT or a Boxster for starters?

I do think folk who drove normal Subarus are...well....a little bit wankerish, though no more so than your folks who drive other ostentatious cars. Theres nothing wrong with having a nice car, as long as youre not just being a flash tw*t. However Captain Cockend today was on another level. I did a little sick in my mouth when he drove past, and swear words went through my mind like the symbols on a bandit machine.


EDIT: by normal Subarus i do mean Imprezas, if you are a farmer and you have a Subaru 4x4 fair enough. If you aren't a farmer, and you have a Subaru 4x4, WHAT THE FECK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!

[Bruce Rioja]

Okay, sounds like this guy had the full wally kit, but Pru seems to be ranting against all Subarus in general now. Surely if you want a wankers car, there's far better examples, Audi TT or a Boxster for starters?

Ah, but aren't the f*ckwits that drive around in kitted-out Subarus simply jealous of those that can afford to drive around in more expensive cars?

Like for example TT's and Boxters....?

That was mi point!

[Worthy4England]

Okay, sounds like this guy had the full wally kit, but Pru seems to be ranting against all Subarus in general now. Surely if you want a wankers car, there's far better examples, Audi TT or a Boxster for starters?

Ah, but aren't the f*ckwits that drive around in kitted-out Subarus simply jealous of those that can afford to drive around in more expensive cars?

Like for example TT's and Boxters....?

That was mi point!

Yes it was a good one so I nicked it.

[communistworkethic]

not that good, as the subaru impreza wrx or mitsubishi evo10 will set you back about £30k, about the price of a TT or coxster.

[TANGODANCER]

Pru, couldn't be a touch of erm, envy in this little rant at all? Didn't you once remind me (in a religious thread I believe) that you only get one go at life, so live it as you please and everyone has the right to do that?

[AggyWanderer]

Maybe he has lots of personality and his car is a representation of this? Not my cup of tea with the rally spec but each to his own eh?

[Prufrock]

Pru, couldn't be a touch of erm, envy in this little rant at all? Didn't you once remind me (in a religious thread I believe) that you only get one go at life, so live it as you please and everyone has the right to do that?

If you were talking to Mr Prufrock you might be right Tango, although the thing i follow that live how u wanna live stuff with is 'as long as it doesnt affect anyone else'. This affected me! It made me feel irrational hatred, and i dont like that. Mr vicious (my superhero alter-ego) hates the ostentatious bastardness of it as a symbol of this 'look at me, look what i own ' culture. pisses me right off. bling can feck off and die too. As for envy no. If he had a nice car i would be envious, instead he has a fantastic piece of technological endeavour, if a LITTLE excessive by the tough tough terrain of Chorley (all those roundabouts!), and had had a metaphorical loudspeaker installed shouting to everyone about how much of a blind materialistic fool he was.

[Verbal]

Pru, couldn't be a touch of erm, envy in this little rant at all? Didn't you once remind me (in a religious thread I believe) that you only get one go at life, so live it as you please and everyone has the right to do that?

If you were talking to Mr Prufrock you might be right Tango, although the thing i follow that live how u wanna live stuff with is 'as long as it doesnt affect anyone else'. This affected me! It made me feel irrational hatred, and i dont like that. Mr vicious (my superhero alter-ego) hates the ostentatious bastardness of it as a symbol of this 'look at me, look what i own ' culture. pisses me right off. bling can feck off and die too. As for envy no. If he had a nice car i would be envious, instead he has a fantastic piece of technological endeavour, if a LITTLE excessive by the tough tough terrain of Chorley (all those roundabouts!), and had had a metaphorical loudspeaker installed shouting to everyone about how much of a blind materialistic fool he was.

Really? I reckon give it a week and you'll find something else to go on about.

Or maybe it effected you because usually, the people who drive cars like that shop at JD

[Prufrock]

Pru, couldn't be a touch of erm, envy in this little rant at all? Didn't you once remind me (in a religious thread I believe) that you only get one go at life, so live it as you please and everyone has the right to do that?

If you were talking to Mr Prufrock you might be right Tango, although the thing i follow that live how u wanna live stuff with is 'as long as it doesnt affect anyone else'. This affected me! It made me feel irrational hatred, and i dont like that. Mr vicious (my superhero alter-ego) hates the ostentatious bastardness of it as a symbol of this 'look at me, look what i own ' culture. pisses me right off. bling can feck off and die too. As for envy no. If he had a nice car i would be envious, instead he has a fantastic piece of technological endeavour, if a LITTLE excessive by the tough tough terrain of Chorley (all those roundabouts!), and had had a metaphorical loudspeaker installed shouting to everyone about how much of a blind materialistic fool he was.

Really? I reckon give it a week and you'll find something else to go on about.

Or maybe it effected you because usual, the people who drive cars like that shop at JD

Moi? Go on? How very dare you!

[Verbal]

pru's next thread:

"Verbal - what a c*nt"

[TANGODANCER]

pru's next thread:

"Verbal - what a c*nt"

Well, at least that's a change from the Trotters Forum. There, it would be "Verbal Out"

[Prufrock]

pru's next thread:

"Verbal - what a c*nt"

Look at him, with his scrubs picture, and his 'west kensington' location, and his talking abou tmoney and such. C*nt. West Kensington is for poor people. The good people live on the east side. Im so good i live in Kentish town, which sounds like a pissed person saying Kensington

[communistworkethic]

pru's next thread:

"Verbal - what a c*nt"

Look at him, with his scrubs picture, and his 'west kensington' location, and his talking abou tmoney and such. C*nt. West Kensington is for poor people. The good people live on the east side. Im so good i live in Kentish town, which sounds like a pissed person saying Kensington

sounds like a cockney saying "c untish town", which is Blackburn, isn't it?

[Prufrock]

pru's next thread:

"Verbal - what a c*nt"

Look at him, with his scrubs picture, and his 'west kensington' location, and his talking abou tmoney and such. C*nt. West Kensington is for poor people. The good people live on the east side. Im so good i live in Kentish town, which sounds like a pissed person saying Kensington

sounds like a cockney saying "c untish town", which is Blackburn, isn't it?

No, that's bastardinbredsistershaggingshowerdodgingbanjoplayingsixfingeredbackwardsville isn't it? To be fair they are easily confusable.

[Verbal]

pru's next thread:

"Verbal - what a c*nt"

Look at him, with his scrubs picture, and his 'west kensington' location, and his talking abou tmoney and such. C*nt. West Kensington is for poor people. The good people live on the east side. Im so good i live in Kentish town, which sounds like a pissed person saying Kensington

[Dujon]

Slow down on the ear smoke, Prufrock, after all it might just have been one of those mickeyed up units that dealers sometimes stick in the showroom as promotional material. Maybe, perhaps. I only say that because I really cannot believe that there is any wally silly enough to source and then plaster his perfectly reasonable car with such nonsense.

Then again there is the proliferation of blue lights around my neck of the woods (am I the only one who hates the bloody things or am I just unlucky and am sensitive to the frequency they use?). I have no idea whether the things work - as headlights or driving lights or fog lights - but so many of their owners drive around with them turned on night and day, regardless of the weather. Cretins.