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Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:33 am

An occasional thread to ponder on and admire the breathtaking arrogance of the morons at White Hart Lane.

For example:

For f@ck sake people are boring on these boards. Fact is we have Hull at Home and then stoke, quite simply 2 wins. We'll be out of the relegation spots, and due to the weirdness of the league this year, we won't even be that far away from 6th I'll bet We'll be through the group stages of Uefa and licking our lips at an average Liverpool side.
It's so obvious this will happen!!
And everyone will be saying top 6 cup treble. Spurs fans are so fickle!

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:48 am

Spurs fans are everything that's wrong with football fans today. Everything's a moral victory, even when they get battered. It's all about how they play good football, despite not doing, and how they should be given any sympathy if anything bad happens to the club, because they're Spurs. The media love them for some reason. Every summer's the same old "we'll be top four, win a cup and do well in Europe", and every October it's the same "it'll happen next season".

Two years ago, Aaron Lennon was the best player in the world. Last year, Tom Huddlestone was. Three weeks later, it was Gareth Bale. Apparently.

Arsenal fans are ridiculous namby pambies, like their players. Man United fans aren't actually fans. Liverpool fans run Spurs very close with their holier-than-thou "we deserve titles and wins even before we've stepped onto the pitch, supporting the football club is a privilege, not a choice" bollocks. But Spurs win it because they don't even have that much recent success to back any of this up. Wankers.

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:57 am

Aye, I've never understood how for the past god-knows-how-many-seasons pundits predict Spurs will do well. Its all a conspiracy, and of course money talks. Same goes for Liverpool.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:22 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Spurs fans are everything that's wrong with football fans today. Everything's a moral victory, even when they get battered. It's all about how they play good football, despite not doing, and how they should be given any sympathy if anything bad happens to the club, because they're Spurs. The media love them for some reason. Every summer's the same old "we'll be top four, win a cup and do well in Europe", and every October it's the same "it'll happen next season".

Two years ago, Aaron Lennon was the best player in the world. Last year, Tom Huddlestone was. Three weeks later, it was Gareth Bale. Apparently.

Arsenal fans are ridiculous namby pambies, like their players. Man United fans aren't actually fans. Liverpool fans run Spurs very close with their holier-than-thou "we deserve titles and wins even before we've stepped onto the pitch, supporting the football club is a privilege, not a choice" bollocks. But Spurs win it because they don't even have that much recent success to back any of this up. Wankers.

Interestingly, most of my deeply held dislike for ManUre is for exactly that reason through all the 70's and 80's when they kept telling everyone they were the best Club in the world only to be incorrect year after year.

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:55 pm

Spurs fans are vile. I used to have great fun torturing them on 606 before it got semi-civilised. At the time, we (little Bolton) had beaten them 6 (six) times in a row in league games, but according to the Chas and Dave mob, they were still the better team.

It's great to see them at the bottom and without Berbs and Keane they may be in real trouble this time. Serves 'em right. The treatment of Martin Jol was shameful.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:59 pm

warthog wrote: The treatment of Martin Jol was shameful.

Absolutely. Oh, and that's Martin 'currently top of the Bundesliga' Jol.

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:18 pm

warthog wrote:It's great to see them at the bottom and without Berbs and Keane they may be in real trouble this time.

I'd like to believe that's true but unfortunately I do think it's possible to buy your way out of trouble, and with £50 million from selling Keane and Berbatov they shouldn't have a problem doing so.

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:56 am

Never liked 'em, never will. Another team (see also Newcastle, City) that thinks they are part of world football's 'elite' and another media darling.

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:02 am

H. Pedersen wrote:
warthog wrote:It's great to see them at the bottom and without Berbs and Keane they may be in real trouble this time.
I'd like to believe that's true but unfortunately I do think it's possible to buy your way out of trouble, and with £50 million from selling Keane and Berbatov they shouldn't have a problem doing so.

... in the long run, so do I ... but if you follow Spurs spending over the past 5 or 6 years they're up there with anyone you care to mention. I know they'll say "but we've sold people ... " though in these cases, hardly by choice.

Just to add to the overall woe .... Juande Ramos, I believe, was picked up for speeding over the weekend. OK, speeding ... there but for the grace of God ...

But he was doing 93mph ... in a 50 zone.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:40 pm

"Glory Glory" is an interesting forum. It's where I saw the comment at the top of this thread. Some sensible posters interspersed with a fair smattering of the "We are a big club, we don't deserve this" muppets that we all love to hate.

They're all a bit suicidal today.

The mood has not been helped by two suggestions from Spuds aficianados as to how they might get out of their current dilemma. The first pointed out that Robbie Savage is available and could be just the chap to put a bit of bite in the midfield "like he did at Derby"

The second suggested sacking their latest managerial failure and replacing him with Allardyce who will "win ugly" for them. Whatever happened to "the beautiful game" TM Spuds?

Both posters were shot down in flames - not before blood pressure levels reached dangerous proportions though. Tee hee!

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:27 pm

Pavyulchenko (sp?) out for 3 weeks and all. Heh.

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:39 pm

Do a spot of Spurs Shopping

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:49 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Just to add to the overall woe .... Juande Ramos, I believe, was picked up for speeding over the weekend. OK, speeding ... there but for the grace of God ...

But he was doing 93mph ... in a 50 zone.

You've not fallen for the old "trying to get three points" line, have you?

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:04 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Just to add to the overall woe .... Juande Ramos, I believe, was picked up for speeding over the weekend. OK, speeding ... there but for the grace of God ...

But he was doing 93mph ... in a 50 zone.
You've not fallen for the old "trying to get three points" line, have you?

I read that in the KUMB Spurs joke thread along with many others - ah, Bobo starting urban myths....

potter1989bwfc · Post by **potter1989bwfc** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:26 pm

wonder what odds he get for that now ?

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:48 pm

Can we bring this up again, or is it too much tempting fate?

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:49 pm

Verbal wrote:Can we bring this up again, or is it too much tempting fate?

Bad Verbal. There is a dilemma though. Nobody say anything and hope we can double the comedy, or enjoy it while it lasts?

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:04 am

Prufrock wrote:
Verbal wrote:Can we bring this up again, or is it too much tempting fate?
Bad Verbal. There is a dilemma though. Nobody say anything and hope we can double the comedy, or enjoy it while it lasts?

Tis a quandary. I was only reminded coming to London from Manc today. It stopped at Stoke and a load of Spurs fans piled on. You could tell from their faces what the result was.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:20 am

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:55 am

that's class.

They none to happy.

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