TW Caption Competition Part 2

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Mon May 18, 2009 3:31 pm

Newcastle Beat Middlesbrough, proving that in the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king.

BWFC_Insane · Post by **BWFC_Insane** » Mon May 18, 2009 3:33 pm

Verbal wrote:Cheers supajohn. Sink your teeth into this 'un...

During the Newcastle vs Boro match Bassong takes advice from some drunk Newcastle supporters about providing Alves with a "public arse raping" a bit too literally!

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Mon May 18, 2009 4:58 pm

The North-East rivals knew they were in it. They could smell it!

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Mon May 18, 2009 5:40 pm

The remake of Thriller for Jacko's forthcoming tour were suffering with the budget cuts.

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Mon May 18, 2009 7:11 pm

The drop-dodgers didn't react well to the sight of Shittu's growing protrusion.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon May 18, 2009 9:02 pm

Katie Price's kids got football shirts for Christmas.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Tue May 19, 2009 11:24 am

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:

The remake of Thriller for Jacko's forthcoming tour were suffering with the budget cuts.

It was between this and Brucie's...the baaaaaaab's zombie did for the blind child in the end.

WINNER. On you go, lad.

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Tue May 19, 2009 9:19 pm

Wow. Cheers. Didn't think I deserved this one. For once

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue May 19, 2009 10:02 pm

Celtic's choice of 'Barr's of Wishaw' as stadium caterers would ultimately prove to be worse than that of John Barnes as Manager.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue May 19, 2009 10:15 pm

The St Patrick's day celebrations had a disastrous effect on the following day's football crowd at Parkhead.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Tue May 19, 2009 10:18 pm

Joofy's return to Celtic Park for his testimonial certainly struck a chord with the locals...

Jakerbeef · Post by **Jakerbeef** » Wed May 20, 2009 4:18 am

Frontiers in disabled facilities, Celtic FC showcased its new 'seeing without eyes' section.

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Wed May 20, 2009 5:19 am

Bruce Rioja wrote: Katie Price's kids got football shirts for Christmas.

Sorry to get in the way, but this just nearly killed me.

Bravo, Brucie, bra-fecking-vo.

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Wed May 20, 2009 8:29 pm

Worthy4England wrote:

Joofy's return to Celtic Park for his testimonial certainly struck a chord with the locals...

WINNER!

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Wed May 20, 2009 11:02 pm

Thanks Mr Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab.

Next up...

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed May 20, 2009 11:22 pm

Next in the Mastermind Chair, Gary Megson on his chosen film subject: The Hunt for Heads by October.

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KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Wed May 20, 2009 11:56 pm

1) GARY: "The situation's so bad here, I can't even put the bloody reserves on the bench"
PHYSIO (off picture): "That's cos you put all the reserves on the pitch at the start, Gary."

2) Racked with paranoia and reading everything loud and quickly, Gary felt even the dug out was mocking his decisions.

3) "Another five minutes. If that bus still doesn't come, I'm walking. Why don't they publish the timetable anymore?"

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Wed May 20, 2009 11:57 pm

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One look at the Wanderer's subs bench highlighted the lack of depth in the squad

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Wed May 20, 2009 11:58 pm

Cup or mug, dear?

Jakerbeef · Post by **Jakerbeef** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:48 am

After they'd finally f*cked off, Megson could put his feet up.

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