TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:31 am

Andy Murray finally finds a solution to the question: "Does my ass look big in this?"

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:53 am

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Celebrity opens latest "Gary Lineker lookalike mirror" attraction at Alton Towers.
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Post by boltonboris » Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:21 pm

Fill this with Irn Bru, or I'm off

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Post by Hoboh » Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:24 pm

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Bloody Graffiti artists spoiling my nice shiney cup!!!!

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Post by Jakerbeef » Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:15 pm

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'Wake up Andy! You'll be late for school.'

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:03 pm

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"I wonder if this has the same effect on your nose that the back of a spoon has....WAHEY!!!!!"
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:50 pm

Really liked Abdoulayes twin and Verbals contribution.

But the winner for an excellent play on Murrays Scottishness and perceived Surlyness is Boltonboris!

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Post by americantrotter » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:20 pm

Come on then!

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Post by americantrotter » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:20 pm

Come on then!

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:46 am

I assume this compo is dead and buried? boris?
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Post by Bruno » Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:53 am

I'm going to take over this, cos boris is concentrating on being a world class left back

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You've got 'til Monday.

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:05 am

Bruno wrote:I'm going to take over this, cos boris is concentrating on being a world class left back

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You've got 'til Monday.

Go for it.
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Post by enfieldwhite » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:46 am

Although the bait he used was a closely guarded secret, Bill was always very open about his tackle.
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Post by Verbal » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:49 am

He'd managed to get the fish on board, but he hadn't noticed an eel had got on too.
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Post by seanworth » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:51 am

The demonstration of the fish finder proved to be a success.

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Post by enfieldwhite » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:54 am

Bill was never happier than when he was having his Pollocks photographed.............
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Post by Prufrock » Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:56 pm

Sea-man smells of fish.
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Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.

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Post by H. Pedersen » Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:46 pm

Peter Thompson abandons the The-Wanderer to try out a different kind of fishing.

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Post by thebish » Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:51 pm

Bruno and his little "brother" gone fishing...

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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:44 pm

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Fisherman's Friend

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The One That Got Away

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The Compleat Dangler

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Anglers claim to record catch is a cock and ball story

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'... but you can call me Ishmael"

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Extreme Fishing with Jonathan King

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