TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by Hoboh » Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:52 pm

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:24 pm

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Haddick anybody?
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Post by Bruno » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:49 pm

Prufrock wrote:Sea-man smells of fish.
Congratulations.

Dishonourable mention to bish!
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Post by Prufrock » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:22 pm

Cheers Bruno.

Here you go, winner revealed Friday...


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Post by Verbal » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:23 pm

"...And if you don't put Phil Collins on now, you won't get off that f*cking floor."
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Post by Bruno » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:35 pm

Copper - You might be a footballer, and a millionaire, and famous - but you're still Scouse, and for that reason I'll be keeping a verrrrry close eye on you.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:47 pm

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"Joey Barton?" "I'll give you Joey fecking Barton".
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:53 pm

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Mr Gerrard arrived at court with character witness Sammy Lee.

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Post by Jakerbeef » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:39 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Image

Mr Gerrard arrived at court with character witness Sammy Lee.
'Blimey he looks like the lad hanging about my car the other day. Nah, couldn't have been.'

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:56 pm

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1) Stevie G looked down. His mum always told him to look where he was going.

2) As he entered court, Steven double checked that he had his new pair of limited edition OJ Simpson Scot Free Shoes on.
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:23 am

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Gerrard refuses to face the music...

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:24 pm

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Asked by the Judge to step into the box, Gerrard got ready to take a dive.
"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"

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Post by Gertie » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:29 pm

Not quite what Stevie G had in mind when he asked the DJ for some Police

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:40 pm

Gerrard keeps his head down, like a well trained boxer............

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:51 pm

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Having seen the bloke with the fish, Gerrard checks that his cock's not popped out.
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:03 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image

Having seen the bloke with the fish, Gerrard checks that his cock's not popped out.
I concede defeat.
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Post by Prufrock » Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:46 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image

Having seen the bloke with the fish, Gerrard checks that his cock's not popped out.

WINNER


Special mention to Verbal, and KeeeeeBaaaaabs first one, which would have one had he not been acquited.
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Post by H. Pedersen » Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:41 am

Harry Genshaw wrote:Image

Asked by the Judge to step into the box, Gerrard got ready to take a dive.
:lol:

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:34 am

Cheers Mr Rock!

Here ya go:

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Post by Bruno » Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:36 am

He took a hair from Okocha, a hair from Campo, a hair from Hierro and a hair from Djorkaeff in an effort to Frankenstein-up the ultimate footballer
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