TW Caption Competition Part 2

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:37 am

just a lick of green paint and LGM would be ready for his photo.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:40 am

Bolton's new home kit was being especially adapted by Reebok for Nicky Hunt, Ricardo Vaz Te and Joey O'Brien

Bruno · Post by **Bruno** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:40 am

He took a hair from Okocha, a hair from Campo, a hair from Hierro and a hair from Djorkaeff in an effort to Frankenstein-up the ultimate footballer

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:18 pm

Who next from the Megson mould? Will it be a full back or a defensive midfielder?

ovenmitboy · Post by **ovenmitboy** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:40 pm

In order to make sure Michael Owen stayed match fit the Man Utd physio team took drastic measures.

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:29 pm

Football Management for Dummies - Foreword by Gary Megson

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:33 pm

It was pretty obvious from the start, that one kitchen roll wouldn't be adequate for the first bukkake championships.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:38 pm

"Now, Mr Megson says I just shove the red cable up his ass, plug in and he'll be back in training in five minutes"

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:54 pm

Apparently Bolton Museum, Egyptology Department have found a relation of Mido's. He's a bit late in reporting back for training but the Frankenstein approach might just work.

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:16 pm

The "40 Wanks" special down the ropey knocking shop were never meant to be taken in go, and certainly the clean-up process should have been forced in between each one.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:32 pm

"It is preposterous to suggest that people are so gullible as to simply copy the violence they see on telly."

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:56 pm

Jackson autopsy: First pictures

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:22 am

thebish wrote:

"It is preposterous to suggest that people are so gullible as to simply copy the violence they see on telly."

I could've picked anyone of half a dozen entries.

But there can only be one WINNER.

Over to you, your very Reverence.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:28 pm

Ta very much Bruce

In honour of Jussi's testimonial.....

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:31 pm

And this one's just for Gertie!.

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:34 pm

thebish wrote:Ta very much Bruce

In honour of Jussi's testimonial.....

Fooking hell. My kicking's getting worse.

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:01 pm

Jussi introduces the Heinz technique to his goalkeeping repetoire

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:41 pm

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In spite of all Jussi's help, it wasn't just a cow's arse Xabi Alonso couldn't hit!

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:44 pm

"Anything Sander Westerveld can do, I can do better..."

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:06 pm

There's a time and a place for trying out your new scorpion kick, but this wasn't it.

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