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Post by Puskas » Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:53 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:Blokes on pushbikes wearing masks

Koff
What sort of masks? Ski-masks? Halloween masks? Those sort of masks on sticks that according to films people had at masked-ball things?

I want to know.

But since we're on the subject of bikes - people on bikes that are several sizes too small for them. Teenagers, often, on bikes that should be ridden by little kids. Why?
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Post by dave1980 » Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:36 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:Chows is da bomb innit :P
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Post by Lord Kangana » Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:04 pm

Ma homies on the way round yours to pop a cap in yore ass for that one. Its class.
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Post by Raven » Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:31 pm

Teenagers, never liked them even when I was one but todays gripe is why do they think its cool and clever to walk slowly across the road, do they think my car will bounce off them?

Anyway I rarely slow down, try to just miss them and either rev like mad or sound horn went right beside them, they don't look cool when leaping in the air half sh1tting themselves!

Oh and Chris Moyles, made the mistake of tuning into Radio 1 this am, does he ever play music or does he just talk abot himself all the time with his cronies liking his @rse?

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Post by thebish » Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:42 pm

Raven wrote:Teenagers, never liked them even when I was one but todays gripe is why do they think its cool and clever to walk slowly across the road, do they think my car will bounce off them?
to be fair - old people do this too... :wink:

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Post by Raven » Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:51 pm

They are allowed to and not doing it cos it makes them look hard!

Oh and the radio thread made me remember this one:-

People wearing fecking hats indoors and in their cars...nice people

Don't even mention grown men wearing flip flops!

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Post by thebish » Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:58 pm

Raven wrote:
People wearing fecking hats indoors and in their cars...tw*ts
again - chiefly old people! :wink:

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Post by Bruno » Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:07 pm

Old people driving fancy cars.

Old people driving fancy cars at 10mph lower than the speed signs say.
Was right all along

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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:11 pm

Bruno wrote:Old people driving fancy cars.

Old people driving fancy cars at 10mph lower than the speed signs say.
Define "old" and define "fancy cars"...

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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:11 pm

Bruno wrote:
Old people driving fancy cars at 10mph lower than the speed signs say.
Old people driving fancy cars doing 30 in a 50.

National speed limit being reduced to 50 for no apparent reason.

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Post by InsaneApache » Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:52 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Bruno wrote:Old people driving fancy cars.

Old people driving fancy cars at 10mph lower than the speed signs say.
Define "old" and define "fancy cars"...
Anyone over 17 and a beige Morris Maxi. :wink:
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Post by enfieldwhite » Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:15 pm

Bruno wrote:Old people driving fancy cars.

Old people driving fancy cars at 10mph lower than the speed signs say.
It's a limit, not a target! :wink:
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Post by dave1980 » Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:16 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
Bruno wrote:Old people driving fancy cars.

Old people driving fancy cars at 10mph lower than the speed signs say.
It's a limit, not a target! :wink:
It might be a limit but it's also quite possible to fail your driving test for not driving fast enough! I should know :oops:

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Post by thebish » Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:28 pm

Today what is driving me nuts is the fact that every f'ing politician I have heard on t'radio has jumped on the bandwagon trend of using the word "uplift" instead of "increase"

aggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

(following the noble tradition of wanking all over the English language - "criminality" instead of "crime" / "myself" instead of "me" / "moving forward" when anything about the future is discussed / "quantum f-ing leap" and "step f-ing change")

aggghhhhhhh!!!

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Post by Bruno » Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:29 pm

since when is a politician saying 'nice person' and 'pissed' front page news?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:53 pm

Bruno wrote:since when is a politician saying 'tw*t' and 'pissed' front page news?
Was it someone describing Charles Kennedy? :?
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:00 pm

Bruno wrote:since when is a politician saying 'tw*t' and 'pissed' front page news?
When it's on national radio and the man is trying to become Prime Minister, I'd say since about 1980.

This has nothing to do with my pathological hatred of that charmless, smug, "blow-job-for-a-vote-Sir?", c*ntbubble Cameron, but the sooner he's kicked out of politics the better.
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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:02 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:
Bruno wrote:since when is a politician saying 'tw*t' and 'pissed' front page news?
When it's on national radio and the man is trying to become Prime Minister, I'd say since about 1980.

This has nothing to do with my pathological hatred of that charmless, smug, "blow-job-for-a-vote-Sir?", c*ntbubble Cameron, but the sooner he's kicked out of politics the better.
I've got a feeling you'll be waiting quite some time.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:03 pm

Worthy4England wrote: Define "old" and define "fancy cars"...


You and yours. :mrgreen:
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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:03 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Worthy4England wrote: Define "old" and define "fancy cars"...


You and yours. :mrgreen:
I was genuinely concerned about one of the two :-)

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