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Post by enfieldwhite » Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:20 am

Lord Kangana wrote:£100 is hardly anything to get worked up about, is it?
If you read the title carefully, he isn't. :mrgreen:
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Post by Hoboh » Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:25 am

enfieldwhite wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:£100 is hardly anything to get worked up about, is it?
If you read the title carefully, he isn't. :mrgreen:
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:32 am

hoboh2o wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:So hoboh let me get this straight.

Your opinion is based on the fact that hoodies ride on trams and that global warming is just a big hoax.

I am stunned by your ignorance. Stunned.
If I could ride anywhere for 80p and was a hoodie I would! and Global warming is a hoax its a cycle we go through, look out your window most days if you then think we have global warming its you who is brainwashed by the Scotish Social tinkerer!
Aye so the melting of the polar ice caps isn't happening?

200 odd independent scientists are wrong?

Global warming does not equate necessarily to a nice hot summer you know. Christ if only it was that simple. We'd not need these scientists and things!

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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:37 am

I dont think the warming side of it is the debate. Its the "man made" bit.

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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:39 am

InsaneApache wrote:We could combine the two. If, as we agree, we take them away at age 10 then by the time they get to Tehran they would be twelve. Lesser upkeep costs on the camp. Using the same logic we could release them at 23 knowing it would take them over a year to get back, again reducing the costs. A win-win in my book.
Winner. But I wanted age 4. Go with 7? When little bastardness is fully developed?

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Post by senorjoeyo » Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:58 am

superjohnmcginlay wrote:I dont think the warming side of it is the debate. Its the "man made" bit.
That bit is also debatable for last year anyway. Way I see it if all the global warming doom predictors are correct and the world is flooded, I live on a hill :wink: .

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Post by Hoboh » Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:09 am

senorjoeyo wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:I dont think the warming side of it is the debate. Its the "man made" bit.
That bit is also debatable for last year anyway. Way I see it if all the global warming doom predictors are correct and the world is flooded, I live on a hill :wink: .
Better start saving up for a boat then I suppose with a decent outboard motor on so I can bob on a bit and go to Asda and also get a jetski to replace my M/bike. :mrgreen:

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Post by Puskas » Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:13 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:
InsaneApache wrote:We could combine the two. If, as we agree, we take them away at age 10 then by the time they get to Tehran they would be twelve. Lesser upkeep costs on the camp. Using the same logic we could release them at 23 knowing it would take them over a year to get back, again reducing the costs. A win-win in my book.
Winner. But I wanted age 4. Go with 7? When little bastardness is fully developed?
I've considered this before, and always thought the Isle of Wight would be a suitable place for the camp.

And before they're allowed to leave they have to pass a series of tests. Some theoretical, some practical (assessing their ability to interact socially) - don't want them automatically coming back.
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Post by Puskas » Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:22 pm

InsaneApache wrote: Not to mention that Sadiq Khans' massage chair has broken from overuse and he wants a new one.
I'm trying to market my new "Happy finish" massage chair.

It's not caught on, so far.
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Post by seanworth » Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:26 pm

Puskas wrote:
InsaneApache wrote: Not to mention that Sadiq Khans' massage chair has broken from overuse and he wants a new one.
I'm trying to market my new "Happy finish" massage chair.

It's not caught on, so far.
Why? Does it rub people the wrong way?

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Post by Hoboh » Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:32 pm

seanworth wrote:
Puskas wrote:
InsaneApache wrote: Not to mention that Sadiq Khans' massage chair has broken from overuse and he wants a new one.
I'm trying to market my new "Happy finish" massage chair.

It's not caught on, so far.
Why? Does it rub people the wrong way?
:lmfao:

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Post by Puskas » Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:10 pm

seanworth wrote:
Puskas wrote:
InsaneApache wrote: Not to mention that Sadiq Khans' massage chair has broken from overuse and he wants a new one.
I'm trying to market my new "Happy finish" massage chair.

It's not caught on, so far.
Why? Does it rub people the wrong way?
That's basically the problem

I want to fix it, but I'm not sure how to pull it off.

We can toss some ideas around, maybe?
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:18 pm

Puskas wrote: That's basically the problem

I want to fix it, but I'm not sure how to pull it off.
You'll be relieved when you've sorted it.

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Post by seanworth » Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:20 pm

Puskas wrote:
seanworth wrote:
Puskas wrote:
InsaneApache wrote: Not to mention that Sadiq Khans' massage chair has broken from overuse and he wants a new one.
I'm trying to market my new "Happy finish" massage chair.

It's not caught on, so far.
Why? Does it rub people the wrong way?
That's basically the problem

I want to fix it, but I'm not sure how to pull it off.

We can toss some ideas around, maybe?
Problem is that it is kind of a touchy topic.

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Post by boltonboris » Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:24 pm

Puskas wrote:
seanworth wrote:
Puskas wrote:
InsaneApache wrote: Not to mention that Sadiq Khans' massage chair has broken from overuse and he wants a new one.
I'm trying to market my new "Happy finish" massage chair.

It's not caught on, so far.
Why? Does it rub people the wrong way?
That's basically the problem

I want to fix it, but I'm not sure how to pull it off.

We can toss some ideas around, maybe?
I thought you were a jack off all trades? :oops:

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Post by americantrotter » Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:54 pm

England had it right, then it turned into the US. Big meals, more cars, less public transport, less activity. I understand the allure of the car, but pollution is real. Man made climate change is real. If you want to stick your head in the sand, that's fine. Put it in your passenger seat. You'll have plenty of time in your ever increasing traffic jams.

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Post by Hoboh » Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:19 pm

americantrotter wrote:England had it right, then it turned into the US. Big meals, more cars, less public transport, less activity. I understand the allure of the car, but pollution is real. Man made climate change is real. If you want to stick your head in the sand, that's fine. Put it in your passenger seat. You'll have plenty of time in your ever increasing traffic jams.
Wouldn't be any if kids walked to school buses were resticted to certain times of the day and cars and bikes given their own lanes, shopworkers worked nights unloading to half the HGV's on the road and trucks could do the national speed limit not the nanny state speed limit. Traffic cops and wardens were made redundant to fund the change and bobs yer uncle.
Sorry forgot to mention Chinese and Indian along with polluting US comapanies were made to manufacture on the moon.
Sorted!

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Post by William the White » Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:32 pm

Planet hoboh sure is a bizarre world. The kind, if it actually existed, that would be placed behind hygienic glass walls and visited by wide-eyed and giggling schoolkids, enjoying all the car smashes, the soldiers marching up and down whistling colonel bogey, and the distant mushroom clouds drifting over foreign parts. With hoboh himself, centre stage, beneath a bare tree, changing his socks for the second time this year, taking furtive swigs of cider, and nodding delightedly to himself that at last it was 'sorted'.

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Post by Hoboh » Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:56 pm

William the White wrote:Planet hoboh sure is a bizarre world. The kind, if it actually existed, that would be placed behind hygienic glass walls and visited by wide-eyed and giggling schoolkids, enjoying all the car smashes, the soldiers marching up and down whistling colonel bogey, and the distant mushroom clouds drifting over foreign parts. With hoboh himself, centre stage, beneath a bare tree, changing his socks for the second time this year, taking furtive swigs of cider, and nodding delightedly to himself that at last it was 'sorted'.
:wink:

Cheers I like that! 'cept i'd prefer sherry! and twice a yearsock change is a touch extravigant!

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Post by CAPSLOCK » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:56 pm

I pay 60 quid a week for fuel to get to my office

500 miles per week

Whens the train gonna pick me up at 5.30?
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