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Post by Prufrock » Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:35 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:How far would the tribute act "The Lazy Proclaimers" walk?

(and, in keeping with the Mock The Week theme) What is the fallout radius after Kerry Katona's dropped the kids off at the pool?
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:48 pm

Aw, cheers.

My turn. The answer is:

A razor and a boulder
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Post by Prufrock » Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:36 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Aw, cheers.

My turn. The answer is:

A razor and a boulder
Is it:

What options did the FSB reject from their 'ACME: Top ten ways to kill off desenting ex-agents' before settling on Polonium-210'?
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:43 pm

What was used to give Steve Bruce his boyish good looks
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Post by Verbal » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:24 am

What is the name of the wrestling tag-team formed by Amy Winehouse and Kerry Katona?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:11 am

What tools have been given to surgeons offering the NHS's new Vasect-o-Go service?
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Post by Little Green Man » Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:17 am

Is it 'Name two other things you're likely to find in a rugby physiotherapists kitbag'?
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:25 pm

What were the only two possessions Gretar Steinsson joined Bolton carrying in his rucksack saying "where's winter hill?"?
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Post by boltonboris » Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:48 pm

After security was stepped up at the Reebok Stadium, what are the names of Gary Megson's minders?
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:50 pm

What were the two nicknames given to Neil Ruddock during his playing career
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Post by Prufrock » Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:26 pm

Is it:

Cambodia's surgeon training centre has just upgraded to what state of the art equipment?

or

By day Steve Bould and Neil Ruddock are ex-90's footballers, but by night, they are which crime fighting duo?

or

Growing up in Kiev, in the former Soviet Union, Igor, the newly crowned world balloon shaving champion, had his life changed forever by which tenth birthday gifts?
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:38 am

The correct question was "Which two things did a hotel cleaner use to attack himself in order to get a day off work?"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/nor ... 209858.stm

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Verbal wrote:What is the name of the wrestling tag-team formed by Amy Winehouse and Kerry Katona?
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Post by Verbal » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:45 am

Thank you kindly sir.

Here you go then...if this is the answer:

17grams

what is the question?
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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:50 am

Verbal wrote:Thank you kindly sir.

Here you go then...if this is the answer:

17grams

what is the question?
Is it 'What's the maximum weight in hand luggage you can take on a Ryanair flight'?
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:13 pm

Is it "what was considered the best feature of the BBC Childrens' TV Hosts Christmas Party?"
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Post by boltonboris » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:28 pm

How much would it take to fill one of O'Briens nostrils?
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:45 pm

How much speed do I need to take to stay awake at the Reebok?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:51 pm

When flaccid, what's the approximate weight of Caster Semenya's cock?
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Post by Hoboh » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:54 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:When flaccid, what's the approximate weight of Caster Semenya's cock?
Who's he? :conf:

More to the point why would anyone be interested :mrgreen:
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:37 pm

Rude not to.

What was the advance given for Kerry Katona's latest newspaper interview?
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