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Post by Little Green Man » Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:12 am

If a striker is worth his weight in goals, how much must Ariza Makukula weigh?
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Post by Prufrock » Sat Aug 22, 2009 2:16 pm

How much does Rik Waller's soul weigh?
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Post by Worthy4England » Sat Aug 22, 2009 2:47 pm

How much residue do you find on a typical dollar bill.
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:30 pm

If you were slightly hard of hearing, and kept hearing "m"s as "n"s, what wouldn't you want naked on your bed?
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Post by Verbal » Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:23 pm

The actual question is: what is the weight of the wrinkle face bat?

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this comes from a story which links their odd shaped skull to strong bite force.

But to more important matters:
Little Green Man wrote:If a striker is worth his weight in goals, how much must Ariza Makukula weigh?
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Post by Little Green Man » Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:44 pm

Verbal wrote:The actual question is: what is the weight of the wrinkle face bat?
Wrinkle face bat? Looks like someone has cross-bred Joleon Lescott with Ian Bell.

Ta verily much, I shall try and dredge something up.

You know you get paid 50 quid by the BBC if your entry gets used on Mock The Week. (Yes folks, it's a thoroughly scripted show.) I'm not sure this prize is worth getting out of bed for.
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Post by Little Green Man » Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:57 pm

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:25 pm

The amount of fouls given for Kevin Davies, that are actually fouls
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:43 am

What percentage of people at the Reebok next Saturday including Gary, Gartside & all their families, believe Megson should keep his job.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:21 am

The amount of Council workers familiar with the ' fair days work' part of the deal.
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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:34 am

The number of Newcastle fans who thought they would get relegated right up until ten to five on the last day of the season.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:50 am

About how many Big Brother candidtates passed their Eleven Plus exams?
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:27 pm

Is it "what percentage of Kerry Katona's body mass didn't originate from the shelves of Iceland?"

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:46 pm

% of Man Utds fanbase actually lives in Manchester?
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:55 pm

How many Essex girls can actually spell Essex?
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:44 pm

Is it "what percentage of Sky Sports News viewers give a shiny one about a manager's win ratio"?

Or is it "how far down the CRB check process did Gary Glitter manage to get before he was deemed unsuitable to work with children?"

Or is it "when she goes home after a day at work, how much more protein does a porn actress need to get up to her Recommended Daily Allowance?"
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:56 pm

Is it - Around how many of the people told The funniest joke of this year's Edinburgh Festival Fringe found it to be anything other than pathetic?
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Post by Prufrock » Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:13 pm

Is it what percentage of worldwide online poker comapny PKR's annual turnover comes directly from the bank account of one Mr M. Owen?

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Given time to fully carry out his 5 year plan, what will Gary Megson's win ration finish up as?

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What percentage of celebrities, MPs and other public figures, are smart enough to deduce that a bloke in a white dress, wearing a stick on beard, and claiming to go by the name of Osama Bin Newsoftheworld, probably isn't a real sheikh?
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Post by Tombwfc » Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:08 pm

Dimitar Berbatov claims to give 110% every time he turns out for Man Utd, how much effort is he actually giving?
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Post by Marshall » Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:15 pm

What percentage of answers given in this thread are actually funny? :mrgreen:
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