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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:22 pm

How many half-cent pieces would you get?
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Post by Verbal » Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:43 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:How many half-cent pieces would you get?
very, very good.
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Post by William the White » Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:22 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:How many half-cent pieces would you get?
that just has to be the winner!
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:38 pm

William the White wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:How many half-cent pieces would you get?
that just has to be the winner!
I will not be influenced by opinion from south of the border or from our friends in America. It will be my decision and my decision alone. I will stand by it and I'll live by the consequences.

The true answer is 'What percentage of Scotch whisky maturing in barrels evaporates each year?' although it could been 'What percentage of Edinburgh's roads are not blighted by holes, litter and tourists?'

Anyway, congrats to Tombwfc. Well done! By the way, how goes that Libyan import/export contract you were negotiating for me?
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Post by Verbal » Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:34 pm

Little Green Man wrote:
William the White wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:How many half-cent pieces would you get?
that just has to be the winner!
I will not be influenced by opinion from south of the border or from our friends in America. It will be my decision and my decision alone. I will stand by it and I'll live by the consequences.
que?
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:53 pm

Verbal wrote:que?
Oh come on, you of all people. Kenny MacAskill ring any bells?
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Post by Verbal » Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:56 pm

More intrigue... in the american bit tbh...
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:58 am

Little Green Man wrote: The true answer is 'What percentage of Scotch whisky maturing in barrels evaporates each year?
Yes, and the 'Angel's Share' is exactly what you'll be getting come my round, matey boy! :(
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Post by Little Green Man » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:36 pm

Looks like Tombwfc ain't playing ball, so I reckon you ought to have next dibs, Bruce. (I was going to pick your one, but that big fat bully Alex Salmond told me to pick someone else.)
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:44 pm

Well thank-you, my green amigo.

40,000 portions.

On you go.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:29 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:40,000 portions
How much food was provided by a rampantly over-estimating Jesus?
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:27 pm

Is it 'How many complimentary BBQ grillsticks has Kerry Katona missed out on since being sacked by Iceland'?
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Post by enfieldwhite » Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:45 pm

Is it how many flies can a Wide-Mouthed Frog fit in it's gob?
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:36 pm

Whats been slipped into Jordan in the last 3 months?
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:47 pm

What was in Josef Fritzl's cellar?

Sorry, thought it said "partitions".
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Post by thebish » Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:48 pm

how many Bolton fans from the planet Portio have chanted "Megson Out!" this week...
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:16 pm

How much Haggis did the Libyans have to buy as their part of the deal?
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:20 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:Whats been slipped into Jordan in the last 3 months?
You got there first, you quick fingered bastard! :D
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:21 pm

Fnarr, fnarr! (I've just read that again!) :wink:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:45 pm

Who watches Puerto Rica play football?

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