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Jakerbeef · Post by **Jakerbeef** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:09 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:Face you just want to smash.

I second this, because from time to time I see him on panel shows and he's one of those comedians who does the absolute no-no; taking the piss out of another comedian's gags on the show. Not entirely sure how it works in their business, but I hate seeing them attacking another comic's 'schtick' when they're having a bad day. (Think Vic Reeves- who gets laughs from the audience for his strange humour, but the other comedians tend to take easy pot shots at him.)

Funnily enough. This is the exact reason why Jaime Foxx is a total cock.

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:49 pm

Little Green Man wrote:
blurred wrote:Sat next to him in the audience at a show at the Gilded Balloon a couple of weeks ago, as it happens
Ditto.

Have to agree about Kelvin Mackenzie - prize cock, as is this chap...

I'll give you a clue Bruce, his name sounds like an order to steal an expensive car.

TWOC A DB9?

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:41 pm

Is there a prize, can I now claim it?

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:24 pm

Following on from HRG's theme

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:39 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:

Is there a prize, can I now claim it?

HRG ... yes, you fckg can. No-one will better this.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:18 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:

Is there a prize, can I now claim it?
HRG ... yes, you fckg can. No-one will better this.

This. End of thread.

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:29 am

enfieldwhite wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:Were you at a smug bastards r us meeting?
Nah, was at the Comedy Store watching a mate (on stage, him not me!). Had a beer with several of the acts afterwards when the club had closed.

PS - I can be a smug bastard when I want to be
Oh yes!

Oi oi!

Are you going to Fulham away this year? I'll probably go so I can be smug in person

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:49 am

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:Were you at a smug bastards r us meeting?
Nah, was at the Comedy Store watching a mate (on stage, him not me!). Had a beer with several of the acts afterwards when the club had closed.

PS - I can be a smug bastard when I want to be
Oh yes!
Oi oi!

Are you going to Fulham away this year? I'll probably go so I can be smug in person

Should be.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:00 am

"Dya see thaaat? He gets up at the back stick, he nods it dooon, and yer don't save those, take a boo son, take a boo, and I'm a proper bellend".

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:14 am

enfieldwhite wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:Were you at a smug bastards r us meeting?
Nah, was at the Comedy Store watching a mate (on stage, him not me!). Had a beer with several of the acts afterwards when the club had closed.

PS - I can be a smug bastard when I want to be
Oh yes!
Oi oi!

Are you going to Fulham away this year? I'll probably go so I can be smug in person

Should be.

Will coordinate with you for beers nearer the time then. Due a win this time

Jakerbeef · Post by **Jakerbeef** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:41 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:"Dya see thaaat? He gets up at the back stick, he nods it dooon, and yer don't save those, take a boo son, take a boo, and I'm a proper bellend".

Hate to nitpick, but is it his broken-record catchphrases, or his accent that bothers you?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:18 pm

Jakerbeef wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:"Dya see thaaat? He gets up at the back stick, he nods it dooon, and yer don't save those, take a boo son, take a boo, and I'm a proper bellend".

Hate to nitpick, but is it his broken-record catchphrases, or his accent that bothers you?

Not the accent at all, Jaker. It's his delivery in this sort of faux angry you-lot-listen-to-me-and-you'll-learn-something kind of way. He affords the viewer no credit whatsoever to even have a basic understanding of the game. What else I don't like is him foisting his interpretations on us. No, Andy. We're not saying fecking daylight at all -we're saying anypart of the body with which the ball can be legally played -as per the laws of the game! See, you've got me started now!

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:47 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:

Is there a prize, can I now claim it?
HRG ... yes, you fckg can. No-one will better this.
This. End of thread.

How many votes do we need?

Jakerbeef · Post by **Jakerbeef** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:28 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Not the accent at all, Jaker. It's his delivery in this sort of faux angry you-lot-listen-to-me-and-you'll-learn-something kind of way. He affords the viewer no credit whatsoever to even have a basic understanding of the game. What else I don't like is him foisting his interpretations on us. No, Andy. We're not saying fecking daylight at all -we're saying anypart of the body with which the ball can be legally played -as per the laws of the game! See, you've got me started now!

Ah, sorry. I had my jock-bashing-radar on. If one stereotype is true about us, we're overly touchy.

You see I used to think he was just enthusiastic but there was something I couldn't put my finger on, about his style, that was wearying. Practically every pub I go into has a 'bugger, not andy gray' moment when a match is on.

You've actually comprehensively explained it.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:50 pm

I can only assume that it's me and the way that I must word certain things, Jaker. Up to now on here I've had a doing off Fatshaft, a doing off Lovesthesmellofnapalm, and have been brought to book by you.

That some of my best friends are from Kilmarnock, Weegie and Edinburgh, that the best nights out that I've ever had have generally been up there and that one of my all-time favourite bands come from Dunfermline....... is this like saying "I'm not racist because I've been out with a couple of Indian girls"? I really don't know, mate!

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:25 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:I can only assume that it's me and the way that I must word certain things, Jaker. Up to now on here I've had a doing off Fatshaft, a doing off Lovesthesmellofnapalm, and have been brought to book by you.
That some of my best friends are from Kilmarnock, Weegie and Edinburgh, that the best nights out that I've ever had have generally been up there and that one of my all-time favourite bands come from Dunfermline....... is this like saying "I'm not racist because I've been out with a couple of Indian girls"? I really don't know, mate!

I knew he had a scottish accent, but I always thought he played for Northern Ireland, just checked, and apparently I'm an idiot.

Brucie has it bang on with the overbearing everyone look how much I know about football whilst talking out of date sh*te.

As for the band........ since I know they are a 77 band, and from Scoootland.....Skids???

OOOhhhhh and trivia, one of the band shares (-ed) Mr Prufrock's real surname

Jakerbeef · Post by **Jakerbeef** » Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:35 pm

In fairness, I manage to mix up Northern Ireland and Scottish accents too. But then, I've been away for a bit.

Bruce Rioja wrote:is this like saying "I'm not racist because I've been out with a couple of Indian girls"? I really don't know, mate!

Not at all. If jockbanter makes me laugh then it's absolutely fine! So the main thing is to be funny.

I live in Ireland and my mates endlessly call me drunken/tight/gambler/tennents guzzler (of which 2 are true) so I just give them paddywhackery in return.

I'm just going to leave it a while before I do return-fire (like, '66 was a long time ago, etc) people might think I'm a troll from an Old Firm forum.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:12 pm

Prufrock wrote: Brucie has it bang on with the overbearing everyone look how much I know about football whilst talking out of date sh*te.

As for the band........ since I know they are a 77 band, and from Scoootland.....Skids???

OOOhhhhh and trivia, one of the band shares (-ed) Mr Prufrock's real surname

I shall cock a snook at your mere trivia morsel, Prufrock, and rub its nose in some proper stinky shit!

I used to work with the brother of Russell Webb, Skids' bass player, when his family lived in Little Lever!

So get yourself kitted out with a bit o' this:

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:33 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Prufrock wrote: Brucie has it bang on with the overbearing everyone look how much I know about football whilst talking out of date sh*te.

As for the band........ since I know they are a 77 band, and from Scoootland.....Skids???

OOOhhhhh and trivia, one of the band shares (-ed) Mr Prufrock's real surname
I shall cock a snook at your mere trivia morsel, Prufrock, and rub its nose in some proper stinky shit!

I used to work with the brother of Russell Webb, Skids' bass player, when his family lived in Little Lever!

So get yourself kitted out with a bit o' this:

Was he called Howard?

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:56 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Jakerbeef wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:"Dya see thaaat? He gets up at the back stick, he nods it dooon, and yer don't save those, take a boo son, take a boo, and I'm a proper bellend".

Hate to nitpick, but is it his broken-record catchphrases, or his accent that bothers you?
Not the accent at all, Jaker. It's his delivery in this sort of faux angry you-lot-listen-to-me-and-you'll-learn-something kind of way. He affords the viewer no credit whatsoever to even have a basic understanding of the game. What else I don't like is him foisting his interpretations on us. No, Andy. We're not saying fecking daylight at all -we're saying anypart of the body with which the ball can be legally played -as per the laws of the game! See, you've got me started now!

indeed - the other one that irks me is the commentators who say - was it hand-to-ball or ball-to-hand - because the laws of the game say hand-to-ball - do they buggery! in fact I doubt if the laws of the game rule on intention at all - or am I wrong on that?

edit - it seems I'm wrong - I don't know where I read that! It still irks me though!

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