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Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:00 pm

Prufrock wrote:
Verbal wrote:I suppose this isn't the ideal time to say that I am slightly infatuated with Lily Allen? No accounting for taste etc.
You beat me to this. I may love her. That said, I have no idea why. I don't like her music, though I wouldn't say I hate it, I just kinda.....love her.
Its cos you're greasy students. All those hormones and all that.

Couple of years and it'll pass!
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Post by Prufrock » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:02 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
Prufrock wrote:
Verbal wrote:I suppose this isn't the ideal time to say that I am slightly infatuated with Lily Allen? No accounting for taste etc.
You beat me to this. I may love her. That said, I have no idea why. I don't like her music, though I wouldn't say I hate it, I just kinda.....love her.
Its cos your greasy students. All those hormones and all that.

Couple of years and it'll pass!
I also share Pencil Biters love for Davina. It's not my fault!
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:05 pm

Prufrock wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:
Prufrock wrote:
Verbal wrote:I suppose this isn't the ideal time to say that I am slightly infatuated with Lily Allen? No accounting for taste etc.
You beat me to this. I may love her. That said, I have no idea why. I don't like her music, though I wouldn't say I hate it, I just kinda.....love her.
Its cos your greasy students. All those hormones and all that.

Couple of years and it'll pass!
I also share Pencil Biters love for Davina. It's not my fault!
Ah she is ok. Bit old like. But seems pleasant enough.

Don't let her near the wine!!!

We all have our vices. I am obsessed with Holly Willoughby. Its a hard cross to bear!

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:20 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
Prufrock wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:
Prufrock wrote:
Verbal wrote:I suppose this isn't the ideal time to say that I am slightly infatuated with Lily Allen? No accounting for taste etc.
You beat me to this. I may love her. That said, I have no idea why. I don't like her music, though I wouldn't say I hate it, I just kinda.....love her.
Its cos your greasy students. All those hormones and all that.

Couple of years and it'll pass!
I also share Pencil Biters love for Davina. It's not my fault!
Ah she is ok. Bit old like. But seems pleasant enough.

Don't let her near the wine!!!

We all have our vices. I am obsessed with Holly Willoughby. Its a hard cross to bear!

:mrgreen:
Ooh, Holly Willoughby. Now you're talking.

Davina's so old, and had so many kids pushed out of her, that I fear her downstairs now looks like the Churchill dog.

Lily's become a bit more palletable since she stopped being a 19 year old Mockney gobshite with the constant rentaquote "my Dad was in Fat Les and my bruvva smokes dope and blah blah blah".
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:23 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote: We all have our vices. I am obsessed with Holly Willoughby. Its a hard cross to bear! :mrgreen:
There are treatments for that kind of thing you know. Wibbly Wobbly indeed, awful, just awful, with that vacant grin as if she's looking at another camera to everyone else. Tcha... :evil:
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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:25 pm

Aye but she's got a fair set of top bollocks.
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:39 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote: We all have our vices. I am obsessed with Holly Willoughby. Its a hard cross to bear! :mrgreen:
There are treatments for that kind of thing you know. Wibbly Wobbly indeed, awful, just awful, with that vacant grin as if she's looking at another camera to everyone else. Tcha... :evil:
Each to their own. She is delightful IMO.

Bubbly fun and utterly gorgeous.

Wibbly wobbly? Pah!
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Post by enfieldwhite » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:53 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:Aye but she's got a fair set of top bollocks.
Seconded.

Holly Willoughby is the noise your mouth makes when you blow a raspberry in her cleavage.
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Post by Hoboh » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:57 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:Aye but she's got a fair set of top bollocks.
Seconded.

Holly Willoughby is the noise your mouth makes when you blow a raspberry in her cleavage.
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Post by Jakerbeef » Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:11 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:Holly Willoughby is the noise your mouth makes when you blow a raspberry in her cleavage.
What an enduring image. :lol:

But yeah Lily Allen would have potential if she could put a sock in it.


This THING though, is a pit of misery. And a cock.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:41 pm

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This fecking thing, pouting away like a fish.

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Post by boltonboris » Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:21 pm

Jakerbeef wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:Holly Willoughby is the noise your mouth makes when you blow a raspberry in her cleavage.
What an enduring image. :lol:

But yeah Lily Allen would have potential if she could put a sock in it.


This THING though, is a pit of misery. And a cock.

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Sienna Miller is amazingly fit.

As my cousin would put it.... "She's so fit, I'd walk over hot coils to sniff the cock of the last bloke that sha*ged her sister"
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Post by Hoboh » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:07 am

boltonboris wrote:
Jakerbeef wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:Holly Willoughby is the noise your mouth makes when you blow a raspberry in her cleavage.
What an enduring image. :lol:

But yeah Lily Allen would have potential if she could put a sock in it.


This THING though, is a pit of misery. And a cock.

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Sienna Miller is amazingly fit.

As my cousin would put it.... "She's so fit, I'd walk over hot coils to sniff the cock of the last bloke that sha*ged her sister"

You got some strange relatives? :mrgreen:
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:22 am

He is cos her sister's a moose
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Post by Prufrock » Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:58 am

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Alan Green has a rival.
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Post by ratbert » Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:28 pm

My most hated man in the history of music:

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Post by Raven » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:59 pm

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Surprised he took that long to appear!

How come Gary Nevilles not here or any of Barton, Bowyer, Dyer.

Claridge is a good call too!
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