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Post by Prufrock » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:15 pm

ratbert wrote:My most hated man in the history of music:

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I hope his comeback goes as well as MJ's.
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Post by jimbo » Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:47 pm

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And I was reminded of him by reading a BBC news article about a convicted Neo-Nazi today. Uncanny.

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Post by Tombwfc » Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:01 pm

What's Chiles ever done to anyone?
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Post by Raven » Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:36 pm

John Terry ;)
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Post by seanworth » Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:48 pm

Prufrock wrote:
ratbert wrote:My most hated man in the history of music:

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I hope his comeback goes as well as MJ's.
One of the most overrated as well. Never could understand his huge success (although not exactly huge in N.A.). Remember when he came to Bangkok he was followed everywhere by his female groupies. Actually they weren't exactly females, but they looked like them.
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Post by Hoboh » Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:50 pm

seanworth wrote:
Prufrock wrote:
ratbert wrote:My most hated man in the history of music:

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I hope his comeback goes as well as MJ's.
One of the most overrated as well. Never could understand his huge success (although not exactly huge in N.A.). Remember when he came to Bangkok he was followed everywhere by his female groupies. Actually they weren't exactly females, but they looked like them.

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Post by thebish » Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:01 pm

at school we used to have a lad called Auvin (really) - he was called John I think - but we called him Cock...

ahh - happier simpler days! 8)
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:18 pm

thebish wrote:at school we used to have a lad called Auvin (really) - he was called John I think - but we called him Cock...

ahh - happier simpler days! 8)
Similarly, a boy I knew called Benson went by the name of Ten.
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Post by Bruno » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:18 pm

The ponce from the T Mobile 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' advert.

Students :twisted:

What a bunch of c*nts. Where did they get all those microphones from? Why are they all so happy? Why are there so many people there? Do you know anyone who attended these?

c*nts.
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Post by a1 » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:38 pm

Bruno wrote:The ponce from the T Mobile 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' advert.

Students :twisted:

What a bunch of c*nts. Where did they get all those microphones from? Why are they all so happy? Why are there so many people there? Do you know anyone who attended these?

c*nts.
theyre happy at being exploited by a multinational company.. for no money

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Post by Raven » Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:39 pm

Bruno wrote:The ponce from the T Mobile 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' advert.

Students :twisted:

What a bunch of c*nts. Where did they get all those microphones from? Why are they all so happy? Why are there so many people there? Do you know anyone who attended these?

c*nts.
Excellent call, can we add all the muppets on the confused adverts too..."ooo look its so easy"...stupid heffers!
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:54 pm

The T-Mobile ones are thicker than the Confused.com ones - T-Mobile ones are "turn up for a sing-song at suchatime to got on the telly" knobheads. Confused.com ones are actual respondents to market research that have been paid for their time. The difference beng that they've been paid a lot less than if they'd been paid as actors in an advert, because they're doing the "mood boards" that respondents are asked to, on TV.

I'll qualify this by saying that I'm a loyal T-Mobile customer, and continue to do so while their customer services and shop staff are as great as they have been since I became a customer 3 years ago.
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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:50 pm

I hate this fooker.

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Post by boltonboris » Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:18 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:I hate this fooker.

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The basis for one of the best ever South Park episodes

Tv Presenter: "Kanye, Do you like Fish Sticks?"

Kanye: "Yeah"

Presenter: Then you're a gay fish"

Kanye: "I'm not a gay fish, I'm a lyrical Genius"
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Post by Bruno » Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:21 pm

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What a cock.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:37 pm

If Kanye's in here, then this sell out must make it too:

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This is Mr Hudson of course. Who had built up a pretty steady cult following of admirers. Then decided to buddy up with Kanye, make a record with him saying "yeah yeah" in the background and turn up on a few chatshows together, despite mr West not appearing to know young Hudson's name. Mr Hudson name-dropping his new buddy at every opportunity so his catchy R&B effort might make the top 20

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Post by boltonboris » Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:06 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:If Kanye's in here, then this sell out must make it too:

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This is Mr Hudson of course. Who had built up a pretty steady cult following of admirers. Then decided to buddy up with Kanye, make a record with him saying "yeah yeah" in the background and turn up on a few chatshows together, despite mr West not appearing to know young Hudson's name. Mr Hudson name-dropping his new buddy at every opportunity so his catchy R&B effort might make the top 20
Sellout
Did it?
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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:30 pm

Listening to 5Live tonight, this twunt needs adding to the list.

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:50 pm

boltonboris wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:If Kanye's in here, then this sell out must make it too:

This is Mr Hudson of course. Who had built up a pretty steady cult following of admirers. Then decided to buddy up with Kanye, make a record with him saying "yeah yeah" in the background and turn up on a few chatshows together, despite mr West not appearing to know young Hudson's name. Mr Hudson name-dropping his new buddy at every opportunity so his catchy R&B effort might make the top 20
Sellout
Did it?
Number 1 :conf:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:23 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:This is Mr Hudson of course.
Of course!




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