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Post by Bruno » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:53 pm

He gave a pen against us for the keeper's foot being an inch outside the area (on a wet surface) and ignored theirs doing the exact same.

Cheat!

Still, I scored a fookin beaut in the first half
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:12 am

UNWANTED, UNREQUESTED & UNNECESSARY MARKETTING PHONE CALLS.

In general, but from one source in particular ... MAS (Mortgage Advisory Services) of Derby.

These people call my home number a minimum of three times a day, every day & this has gone on at least a month.

They NEVER then are there when you pick up.

I have been diverted to their contact message in which an auto message is heard in girl advises that there is no-one available(& actually sniggers mid-way through the message)and moves the call to an "unsubsribe" box that the unsubscibe box if full.

It has been full for the past month & I guess some time longer.

I looked up their number on t'web & found out who they were, to find a host of other stuff from there by people complaing about them.

I'm of a mind to start my own call rota to them to gt some of my own cack. Any tips ?
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:21 am

bobo the clown wrote:UNWANTED, UNREQUESTED & UNNECESSARY MARKETTING PHONE CALLS.
I'm of a mind to start my own call rota to them to gt some of my own cack. Any tips ?
Certainly.

1. Buy a large lump hammer. (Do It All or similar)

2. Drive to Derby.

3. Hit MAS staff with lump hammer as they arrive for, or leave from, work.

4. Make sure that the girl who pre-recorded the message gets hit extremely hard during this process.

That should do it. :wink:
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:53 am

Hoboh well done on pulling together a load of random tenous news stories and trying to make a link between them, that doesn't exist.

Why are public swimming pools "just for kids"?

And is giving kids swimming lessons and improving their fitness not good?

Also I don't see what cuts in adult services have to do with anything here? In the article it is clear that adult services are being cut across the board as a result of the recession. Not just in Bolton. And if there were a surplus of staff there surely its a good thing that the council are trimming?

I'm fairly sure that the 11M the council are putting into the development will not be part of their normal budget. As LK has said it may well be PFI, or it could well be money that can only be spent on sports infrastructure and developments.

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Post by Bruno » Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:08 am

bobo the clown wrote:UNWANTED, UNREQUESTED & UNNECESSARY MARKETTING PHONE CALLS.

In general, but from one source in particular ... MAS (Mortgage Advisory Services) of Derby.

These people call my home number a minimum of three times a day, every day & this has gone on at least a month.

They NEVER then are there when you pick up.

I have been diverted to their contact message in which an auto message is heard in girl advises that there is no-one available(& actually sniggers mid-way through the message)and moves the call to an "unsubsribe" box that the unsubscibe box if full.

It has been full for the past month & I guess some time longer.

I looked up their number on t'web & found out who they were, to find a host of other stuff from there by people complaing about them.

I'm of a mind to start my own call rota to them to gt some of my own cack. Any tips ?
I had the same issue until I signed up for this - http://www.mpsonline.org.uk/tps/

and they stopped immediately
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Post by Hoboh » Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:24 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:Hoboh well done on pulling together a load of random tenous news stories and trying to make a link between them, that doesn't exist.

Why are public swimming pools "just for kids"?

And is giving kids swimming lessons and improving their fitness not good?

Also I don't see what cuts in adult services have to do with anything here? In the article it is clear that adult services are being cut across the board as a result of the recession. Not just in Bolton. And if there were a surplus of staff there surely its a good thing that the council are trimming?
I'm fairly sure that the 11M the council are putting into the development will not be part of their normal budget. As LK has said it may well be PFI, or it could well be money that can only be spent on sports infrastructure and developments.
Right so its alright to cut 84 jobs to save £1 mill because of recession then spend £11 mill to create what 10-15 full time jobs and 10-15 part time ones :crazy: Who taught you ecconomics? Gordon Brown?

Also if this "pool" is so much in demand how come the water place ran annual losses of £187,000?

As for "surplus" staff, try asking around matey, there is not enough to do a proper job for the most vunerable and needy now!

As for PFI or anything else you still seem to grasp that the reality of this is, the taxpayers of Bolton will end up with proberbly a bigger tab to foot than the original £11 mill for a hole in the ground filled with water that will be under used and proberbly turned over to the Uni for next to nowt sooner or later.

I really fail to understand why you sheep who tow the club or labour party line fail to grasp NOT all of us believe everything we are fed nor are we going to sleep walk into a big brother state led by Nanny Harman either.

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:06 am

hoboh2o wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:Hoboh well done on pulling together a load of random tenous news stories and trying to make a link between them, that doesn't exist.

Why are public swimming pools "just for kids"?

And is giving kids swimming lessons and improving their fitness not good?

Also I don't see what cuts in adult services have to do with anything here? In the article it is clear that adult services are being cut across the board as a result of the recession. Not just in Bolton. And if there were a surplus of staff there surely its a good thing that the council are trimming?
I'm fairly sure that the 11M the council are putting into the development will not be part of their normal budget. As LK has said it may well be PFI, or it could well be money that can only be spent on sports infrastructure and developments.
Right so its alright to cut 84 jobs to save £1 mill because of recession then spend £11 mill to create what 10-15 full time jobs and 10-15 part time ones :crazy: Who taught you ecconomics? Gordon Brown?

Also if this "pool" is so much in demand how come the water place ran annual losses of £187,000?

As for "surplus" staff, try asking around matey, there is not enough to do a proper job for the most vunerable and needy now!

As for PFI or anything else you still seem to grasp that the reality of this is, the taxpayers of Bolton will end up with proberbly a bigger tab to foot than the original £11 mill for a hole in the ground filled with water that will be under used and proberbly turned over to the Uni for next to nowt sooner or later.

I really fail to understand why you sheep who tow the club or labour party line fail to grasp NOT all of us believe everything we are fed nor are we going to sleep walk into a big brother state led by Nanny Harman either.
Hoboh once again you fail to grasp the fact that the 11M being used to build this pool will be money that CAN ONLY be spent on sport infrastructure or similar.

It happens all the time in the public sector where grants or monies are mandated from the government down but you can only spend it on whatever the funding is designed for and usualy within a certain space of time.

As for adult services experience tells me that there will never be enough carers to fully cope with the demand. It seems like provision of adequate service is very difficult in current times. However, the decision and what and who it actually affects CANNOT be determined from that piece in the MEN. If the decision is that the service was not as efficient as it could be then I don't see what problem there is with it really. I imagine this decision is far more complex than it is presented in the paper and will be as a result of MONTHS AND MONTHS or review and assessment of the service.

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Post by Hoboh » Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:45 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:
hoboh2o wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:Hoboh well done on pulling together a load of random tenous news stories and trying to make a link between them, that doesn't exist.

Why are public swimming pools "just for kids"?

And is giving kids swimming lessons and improving their fitness not good?

Also I don't see what cuts in adult services have to do with anything here? In the article it is clear that adult services are being cut across the board as a result of the recession. Not just in Bolton. And if there were a surplus of staff there surely its a good thing that the council are trimming?
I'm fairly sure that the 11M the council are putting into the development will not be part of their normal budget. As LK has said it may well be PFI, or it could well be money that can only be spent on sports infrastructure and developments.
Right so its alright to cut 84 jobs to save £1 mill because of recession then spend £11 mill to create what 10-15 full time jobs and 10-15 part time ones :crazy: Who taught you ecconomics? Gordon Brown?

Also if this "pool" is so much in demand how come the water place ran annual losses of £187,000?

As for "surplus" staff, try asking around matey, there is not enough to do a proper job for the most vunerable and needy now!

As for PFI or anything else you still seem to grasp that the reality of this is, the taxpayers of Bolton will end up with proberbly a bigger tab to foot than the original £11 mill for a hole in the ground filled with water that will be under used and proberbly turned over to the Uni for next to nowt sooner or later.

I really fail to understand why you sheep who tow the club or labour party line fail to grasp NOT all of us believe everything we are fed nor are we going to sleep walk into a big brother state led by Nanny Harman either.
Hoboh once again you fail to grasp the fact that the 11M being used to build this pool will be money that CAN ONLY be spent on sport infrastructure or similar.

It happens all the time in the public sector where grants or monies are mandated from the government down but you can only spend it on whatever the funding is designed for and usualy within a certain space of time.

As for adult services experience tells me that there will never be enough carers to fully cope with the demand. It seems like provision of adequate service is very difficult in current times. However, the decision and what and who it actually affects CANNOT be determined from that piece in the MEN. If the decision is that the service was not as efficient as it could be then I don't see what problem there is with it really. I imagine this decision is far more complex than it is presented in the paper and will be as a result of MONTHS AND MONTHS or review and assessment of the service.
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:46 am

Yes like the bin routines.

I bet you think thats easy as well.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:10 pm

I'm quite surprised that there hasn't been anyone on here to complain about that 70 stone bloke draining NHS resources.
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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:14 pm

He's one fat f*cker. How the f*ck do you get that big? He cant move, so how does the food keep getting in his mouth?

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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:16 pm

Do you ever have a 'happy day' Hoboh ?. Just wondering like. :D
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Post by Hoboh » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:18 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:I'm quite surprised that there hasn't been anyone on here to complain about that 70 stone bloke draining NHS resources.
Actually I've been wondering who's been stupid enough to give him all the cash that amount of food must have cost?
Surely they have some responsability for this affair!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:18 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:He's one fat f*cker. How the f*ck do you get that big? He cant move, so how does the food keep getting in his mouth?
Apparently he has six NHS staff in attendance. Just think - one of them probably has to wipe his arse for him. Enjoy lunch. :wink:
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Post by Hoboh » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:21 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Do you ever have a 'happy day' Hoboh ?. Just wondering like. :D
You and Bruno sparring raise a smile or two :mrgreen:

When Bolton win!

Whilst out on my motorbike,

The rest is not for disscusion on here :wink:

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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:23 pm

hoboh2o wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Do you ever have a 'happy day' Hoboh ?. Just wondering like. :D
You and Bruno sparring raise a smile or two :mrgreen:

When Bolton win!

Whilst out on my motorbike,

The rest is not for disscusion on here :wink:
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Post by Hoboh » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:24 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
hoboh2o wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Do you ever have a 'happy day' Hoboh ?. Just wondering like. :D
You and Bruno sparring raise a smile or two :mrgreen:

When Bolton win!

Whilst out on my motorbike,

The rest is not for disscusion on here :wink:
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Post by Raven » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:25 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:He's one fat f*cker. How the f*ck do you get that big? He cant move, so how does the food keep getting in his mouth?
Apparently he has six NHS staff in attendance. Just think - one of them probably has to wipe his arse for him. Enjoy lunch. :wink:
Do they use a sheet?

I like the fact the slob now has an eating disorder........when did he realise that, 20 stone, 30 stone...50 stone what a load of bollox!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:34 pm

Raven wrote: I like the fact the slob now has an eating disorder........
Well, he's already beaten one.............. Anorexia!
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Post by as » Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:21 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:Yes like the bin routines.

I bet you think thats easy as well.
For the money is cost them to come up with the new routes, I'd expect them to do it easily.

I'm not keen on them frittering away my money on conutless reviews and assessments, which basically amount to sod all in the long-term for us. But it'll make it look like they're worth every penny of the salaries they 'steal'.

You sound like a council-sympathiser, must be lonely sometimes.....
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