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Little Roo arrives

Post by Salford Trotter » Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:05 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8338575.stm

I wonder if old red face will allow him 2 weeks paternity leave?
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:19 pm

And again, the BBC don't consider it "entertainment" or "sport". It's "News".

Chav gives birth, gives child incredibly chav name. Hold the front page.
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Post by William the White » Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:59 pm

Sod the cynicism, get him on the books now...
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:41 am

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:And again, the BBC don't consider it "entertainment" or "sport". It's "News".

Chav gives birth, gives child incredibly chav name. Hold the front page.
Should be called George ... George KRooney !!

I understand he's got his first book deal sorted already 'Kai; the Early Years'.

We'd better get used to hearing about this little bugger, as I can see a "reality" (as f this is real) TV series, "at hom with the Rooney's" in about 10 years time.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:21 pm

A quick wander down Wiki Way informs us that 'Kai' is a kind of throat singing practiced in the Altai Republic. You lot do Rooney a disservice calling him thick. :?
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:11 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:A quick wander down Wiki Way informs us that 'Kai' is a kind of throat singing practiced in the Altai Republic. You lot do Rooney a disservice calling him thick. :?
I always think of it as being a boring Greek conjunction myself...
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Post by Athers » Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:22 am

I had a live in landlord in London called Kai, turned out he was a criminal - a pirate DVD king of East London.
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Post by William the White » Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:28 am

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:A quick wander down Wiki Way informs us that 'Kai' is a kind of throat singing practiced in the Altai Republic. You lot do Rooney a disservice calling him thick. :?
I always think of it as being a boring Greek conjunction myself...
Doesn't that depend on which things are being conjoined?
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Post by ratbert » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:18 am

Colleen Rooney looks like Kenneth Williams. That is all.
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Post by perfan » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:45 am

My great-nephew is called Kai. His parents are chavs too.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:57 am

I've just been informed that it also means 'Chicken' in Thai. Sean? :conf:
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Post by seanworth » Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:06 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:I've just been informed that it also means 'Chicken' in Thai. Sean? :conf:
A bit complicated.

Kai actually means Egg but it is pronounced between a G and a K.

Khai means Chicken and it is pronounced with a K

Can also be slang for a hooker or slut.

Trust me to make it more complicated that it is. Yes Bruce you are correct.
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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:19 pm

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Post by Juewanderer » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:47 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:Exclusive first picture!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:43 pm

I've always thought that this bloke could actually be Wayne Rooney's father.

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Post by boltonboris » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:46 pm

Super John... surely that's Dirk Kuyt
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:55 pm

And, I'll lob this in here as there isn't a 'Chav Names' thread that I can find. Whilst I was queueing to pay for my milk and peas before, the woman in front of me beckoned her daughter to "Come here, Chennai". I kid you not.
I was going to ask if she'd originally thought of naming her Madras, but then I thought better of it.
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Post by Prufrock » Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:05 pm

Our right back is called Kye, and has been whinging today about how now everyone is going to spell his name wrong. Bit rich coming from someone whose name is a misspelling of Kyle! His birthday was on Monday too. Odd.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:19 pm

Prufrock wrote:Our right back is called Kye, and has been whinging today about how now everyone is going to spell his name wrong. Bit rich coming from someone whose name is a misspelling of Kyle! His birthday was on Monday too. Odd.
And is he as ugly as a fighting dog's ring piece and bollocks, you know, just for the full-house, like? :shock:
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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:06 am

boltonboris wrote:Super John... surely that's Dirk Kuyt
No Dirk Kuyt is infact Bill.

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