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Post by Prufrock » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:37 pm

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Hobinho wrote:Big brother Labour government banning things they cannot tax AGAIN!!


“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?”

"I think it's interesting the two drugs that are legal, alcohol and cigarettes, two drugs that do absolutely nothing for you at all; and the drugs that might open your mind up to realize how badly you're being f@#&ed every day of your life? … Those drugs are against the law. He-heh, coincidence?"

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The first one is a bit of a weird argument. Nature isn't the law (i can't be miethered with natural law atm). Laws are, by definition, man made. If nature was the law, then we'd all end up killing each other.

The second one is pretty funny too. The idea that some junkie in Glasgow, desperately trying to pierce one of the few remaining veins in his forearm, shoots up, rolls over and then reveals with breathtaking insight how lucky he is not to be a drinker or a smoker. Not that i'm saying alocholism and nicotine addiction are good things, but it's a hypocritical argument to say the least.
All them there scientists doing that resigning business after saying that marijuana and in fact ecstasy are less dangerous than cigarettes and alcohol, that marijuana shouldn't have been upgraded back to a 'B', and that scientific bodies were experiencing political pressure attempting to influence their findings would suggest that somewhere, somehow, Hoboh has a point. The argument that the classification of drugs should be dependant on the health risks is a valid one, one one cannot pretend to uphold if one disregards the scientific evidence of bodies designed specifically for that purpose.
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Post by Verbal » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:51 pm

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Hobinho wrote:Big brother Labour government banning things they cannot tax AGAIN!!


“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?”

"I think it's interesting the two drugs that are legal, alcohol and cigarettes, two drugs that do absolutely nothing for you at all; and the drugs that might open your mind up to realize how badly you're being f@#&ed every day of your life? … Those drugs are against the law. He-heh, coincidence?"

Rock on Tommy!!
Hobo (sorry mate, hobinho aint catching on for me) you massive hippy :D

The first one is a bit of a weird argument. Nature isn't the law (i can't be miethered with natural law atm). Laws are, by definition, man made. If nature was the law, then we'd all end up killing each other.

The second one is pretty funny too. The idea that some junkie in Glasgow, desperately trying to pierce one of the few remaining veins in his forearm, shoots up, rolls over and then reveals with breathtaking insight how lucky he is not to be a drinker or a smoker. Not that i'm saying alocholism and nicotine addiction are good things, but it's a hypocritical argument to say the least.
All them there scientists doing that resigning business after saying that marijuana and in fact ecstasy are less dangerous than cigarettes and alcohol, that marijuana shouldn't have been upgraded back to a 'B', and that scientific bodies were experiencing political pressure attempting to influence their findings would suggest that somewhere, somehow, Hoboh has a point. The argument that the classification of drugs should be dependant on the health risks is a valid one, one one cannot pretend to uphold if one disregards the scientific evidence of bodies designed specifically for that purpose.
Like I said, just pointing out the hypocrisy. All as bad as each other imo.

Oh, and if you use 'one' three times in a row again i think my one's head will explode :D
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Post by Prufrock » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:59 pm

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Hobinho wrote:Big brother Labour government banning things they cannot tax AGAIN!!


“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?”

"I think it's interesting the two drugs that are legal, alcohol and cigarettes, two drugs that do absolutely nothing for you at all; and the drugs that might open your mind up to realize how badly you're being f@#&ed every day of your life? … Those drugs are against the law. He-heh, coincidence?"

Rock on Tommy!!
Hobo (sorry mate, hobinho aint catching on for me) you massive hippy :D

The first one is a bit of a weird argument. Nature isn't the law (i can't be miethered with natural law atm). Laws are, by definition, man made. If nature was the law, then we'd all end up killing each other.

The second one is pretty funny too. The idea that some junkie in Glasgow, desperately trying to pierce one of the few remaining veins in his forearm, shoots up, rolls over and then reveals with breathtaking insight how lucky he is not to be a drinker or a smoker. Not that i'm saying alocholism and nicotine addiction are good things, but it's a hypocritical argument to say the least.
All them there scientists doing that resigning business after saying that marijuana and in fact ecstasy are less dangerous than cigarettes and alcohol, that marijuana shouldn't have been upgraded back to a 'B', and that scientific bodies were experiencing political pressure attempting to influence their findings would suggest that somewhere, somehow, Hoboh has a point. The argument that the classification of drugs should be dependant on the health risks is a valid one, one one cannot pretend to uphold if one disregards the scientific evidence of bodies designed specifically for that purpose.
Like I said, just pointing out the hypocrisy. All as bad as each other imo.

Oh, and if you use 'one' three times in a row again i think my one's head will explode :D
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Post by jimbo » Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:59 am

Has anyone mentioned people using accronyms like 'LOL' in normal speech? I fecking hate it.

Another one that has crept in is 'Jokes' as in the phrase 'That'll be so jokes'. Really, really pisses me off.

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:03 am

jimbo wrote:Has anyone mentioned people using accronyms like 'LOL' in normal speech? I fecking hate it.

Another one that has crept in is 'Jokes' as in the phrase 'That'll be so jokes'. Really, really pisses me off.
For me, LOL is "laugh out loud" and always has been. For my mother, it's "lot's of love." Which causes issues when something serious happens. For instance, I got this text off her last year:

"grandma very ill in hospital LOL"

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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:05 am

jimbo wrote:Has anyone mentioned people using accronyms like 'LOL' in normal speech? I fecking hate it.

Another one that has crept in is 'Jokes' as in the phrase 'That'll be so jokes'. Really, really pisses me off.
I've not heard the last one yet. I suspect I might be arrested should I do.

Ding Dang fecking Do is also doing my head in.

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Post by jimbo » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:14 am

Worthy4England wrote:
jimbo wrote:Has anyone mentioned people using accronyms like 'LOL' in normal speech? I fecking hate it.

Another one that has crept in is 'Jokes' as in the phrase 'That'll be so jokes'. Really, really pisses me off.
I've not heard the last one yet. I suspect I might be arrested should I do.

Ding Dang fecking Do is also doing my head in.
I don't hear Ding Dang Do that much. Maybe that's stuck more round Bolton after Max and Paddy? The jokes one I really do hate though. It seems to be a big thing amongst people on my course at uni.

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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:36 am

jimbo wrote:
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jimbo wrote:Has anyone mentioned people using accronyms like 'LOL' in normal speech? I fecking hate it.

Another one that has crept in is 'Jokes' as in the phrase 'That'll be so jokes'. Really, really pisses me off.
I've not heard the last one yet. I suspect I might be arrested should I do.

Ding Dang fecking Do is also doing my head in.
I don't hear Ding Dang Do that much. Maybe that's stuck more round Bolton after Max and Paddy? The jokes one I really do hate though. It seems to be a big thing amongst people on my course at uni.
Now I see.

Forgot to add to the title thread

Bloody Stoodents. :mrgreen:

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Post by Prufrock » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:31 am

jimbo wrote:Has anyone mentioned people using accronyms like 'LOL' in normal speech? I fecking hate it.

Another one that has crept in is 'Jokes' as in the phrase 'That'll be so jokes'. Really, really pisses me off.
And people using the word banter excessively. General rah business. Joshing? WTF? And calling ugly people butters. People describing bad stuff as 'deep burn', that's annoying, I could go on.
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Post by Bruno » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:32 am

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jimbo wrote:Has anyone mentioned people using accronyms like 'LOL' in normal speech? I fecking hate it.

Another one that has crept in is 'Jokes' as in the phrase 'That'll be so jokes'. Really, really pisses me off.
And people using the word banter excessively. General rah business. Joshing? WTF? And calling ugly people butters. People describing bad stuff as 'deep burn', that's annoying, I could go on.
Epic banter.

Random banter.

Good times/bad times/Christmas times etc :whack:

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Post by Prufrock » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:35 am

Bruno wrote:
Prufrock wrote:
jimbo wrote:Has anyone mentioned people using accronyms like 'LOL' in normal speech? I fecking hate it.

Another one that has crept in is 'Jokes' as in the phrase 'That'll be so jokes'. Really, really pisses me off.
And people using the word banter excessively. General rah business. Joshing? WTF? And calling ugly people butters. People describing bad stuff as 'deep burn', that's annoying, I could go on.
Epic banter.

Random banter.

Good times/bad times/Christmas times etc :whack:
Indeed, and it's twattishness that seeps in by osmosis. The odd looks I get when I punch myself in the face for saying 'fun times'..but it's the only way I'll learn.
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Post by Bruno » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:40 am

I'd better take your Christmas present back then

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Post by Prufrock » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:50 am

Bruno wrote:I'd better take your Christmas present back then

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Justin Lee Collins, with a recommendation from Alan Carr's Twatty Man? Normally at this point I'd mention something gruesomely horrific I'd rather do than watch that, say for instance have a spiritual conversation during a tantric three way between myself, Noel Edmonds and Peaches Geldof, but I cannot think of anything even nearly adequately horrific to show quite the lengths I'd be prepared to go to to not watch that.
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Post by Hoboh » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:51 am

Prufrock wrote:
Bruno wrote:I'd better take your Christmas present back then

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Justin Lee Collins, with a recommendation from Alan Carr's Twatty Man? Normally at this point I'd mention something gruesomely horrific I'd rather do than watch that, say for instance have a spiritual conversation during a tantric three way between myself, Noel Edmonds and Peaches Geldof, but I cannot think of anything even nearly adequately horrific to show quite the lengths I'd be prepared to go to to not watch that.

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Post by Bruno » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:00 pm

It's a book, his life story, bet that's an interesting three-page pop-up book

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Post by americantrotter » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:07 pm

Is something wrong with the term butter face?

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Post by Bruno » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:09 pm

americantrotter wrote:Is something wrong with the term butter face?
It's similar to a 'double bagger', as in 'bag on her head, and a bag on mine, incase the bag on hers slips off'.

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Post by jimbo » Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:31 pm

Bruno wrote:
Prufrock wrote:
jimbo wrote:Has anyone mentioned people using accronyms like 'LOL' in normal speech? I fecking hate it.

Another one that has crept in is 'Jokes' as in the phrase 'That'll be so jokes'. Really, really pisses me off.
And people using the word banter excessively. General rah business. Joshing? WTF? And calling ugly people butters. People describing bad stuff as 'deep burn', that's annoying, I could go on.
Epic banter.

Random banter.

Good times/bad times/Christmas times etc :whack:
Today I decided to go to build a snowman just for banter. It was sooooooooo jokes! Megalol though when we decided to drive a car at it. Good times!

That sort of thing, spoken out loud wants me to punch people.

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Post by americantrotter » Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:40 pm

Bruno wrote:
americantrotter wrote:Is something wrong with the term butter face?
It's similar to a 'double bagger', as in 'bag on her head, and a bag on mine, incase the bag on hers slips off'.
Oh, I know. I love it too.

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Post by Wandering Willy » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:35 am

People who say "My Bad" as some sort of an apology. No rational reason for it - just winds me up.

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