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jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:11 pm

feck feck feck feck. Just as everything seemed to be going relatively smoothly.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:14 pm

he went exactly at the moment boycott said - why couldn't it be this one that a miraculous total wins the game - it's a good pitch - perfect for batting...

yorkshire tosswank! Boycott out!!

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:17 pm

thebish wrote:he went exactly at the moment boycott said - why couldn't it be this one that a miraculous total wins the game - it's a good pitch - perfect for batting...

yorkshire tosswank! Boycott out!!

I'm now going to add another 'feck'

Ah, there we go. Thank heavens for the DRS! Pietersen lives again.

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:55 pm

Fooking useless nice person Pietersen. He's done f*ck all, all series.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:49 pm

chew those fingernails - we're at tea - still 5 down.......

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages to go yet.......

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:51 pm

thebish wrote:chew those fingernails - we're at tea - still 5 down.......

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages to go yet.......

Looking very, very interesting................................. I can see it coming down to one of those squeeky bum last 5 over scenarios!

I'll say it again, South Africa again looking as though not having a spinner will cost them a victory.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:07 pm

jimbo wrote:
thebish wrote:chew those fingernails - we're at tea - still 5 down.......

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages to go yet.......
Looking very, very interesting................................. I can see it coming down to one of those squeeky bum last 5 over scenarios!

I'll say it again.

I've corrected it to stop you saying it at all - tempting fate and all that.

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:13 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
jimbo wrote:
thebish wrote:chew those fingernails - we're at tea - still 5 down.......

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages to go yet.......
Looking very, very interesting................................. I can see it coming down to one of those squeeky bum last 5 over scenarios!

I'll say it again.
I've corrected it to stop you saying it at all - tempting fate and all that.

Not even tempting fate could buy that clown Harris a wicket. A Yorkshireman, his mother, and a piece of fruit come to mind.

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:15 pm

He's taken 2 already....

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:19 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:He's taken 2 already....

............In 30 overs. On day 5 of a test match. With attacking fields round the bat all day. Only one of which was today. Who happened to be the nightwatchman. Hardly what you want from your tweaker.

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:25 pm

If we lose now me and worthy are gonna find you, tie you to a set of stumps and use you as target practice.

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:28 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:If we lose now me and worthy are gonna find you, tie you to a set of stumps and use you as target practice.

Duminy caused more problems in the over before tea than Harris has all series. I can still see the English trademarked squeeky bum last 5 overs happening though.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:29 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:If we lose now me and worthy are gonna find you, tie you to a set of stumps and use you as target practice.

ohhhh yes.

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:32 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:If we lose now me and worthy are gonna find you, tie you to a set of stumps and use you as target practice.
ohhhh yes.

Am sure I'll be safe if I'm infront of the stumps

Tombwfc · Post by **Tombwfc** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:33 pm

Dramatic collapse on the way.....

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:48 pm

would colly be in trouble if - without warning - he had a massive and expansive swish of the bat and took out 5 South Africans at the knee cap? it must be tempting??

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:52 pm

thebish wrote:would colly be in trouble if - without warning - he had a massive and expansive swish of the bat and took out 5 South Africans at the knee cap? it must be tempting??

Considering how upset they got about Jimmy playing with the ball, they may just flag it up to the match referee if Colly were to assault them.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:54 pm

jimbo wrote:
thebish wrote:would colly be in trouble if - without warning - he had a massive and expansive swish of the bat and took out 5 South Africans at the knee cap? it must be tempting??
Considering how upset they got about Jimmy playing with the ball, they may just flag it up to the match referee if Colly were to assault them.

i'd be tempted - is their fault for standing so close if they get 'capped...

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:52 pm

oh poo...... colly's gone...

13 overs and 3 balls......

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:53 pm

F*cksticks. C'mon Prior.

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