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Post by thebish » Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:35 pm

Worthy4England wrote:Can I look now?
nine wickets down - 34 overs to go Worthy...

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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:54 pm

thebish wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:Can I look now?
nine wickets down - 34 overs to go Worthy...
I'm not looking again... :-)

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:05 pm

Super stuff. All eyes on Smith for his declaration

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Post by jimbo » Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:31 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:
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superjohnmcginlay wrote:If we lose now me and worthy are gonna find you, tie you to a set of stumps and use you as target practice.
Duminy caused more problems in the over before tea than Harris has all series. I can still see the English trademarked squeeky bum last 5 overs happening though.
Anybody need a train ticket to Liverpool that I bought 5 minutes ago????
I'll take it. I fled in anticipation when we lost the 8th wicket and could do with getting back tonight.

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Post by Lennon'sEleven » Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:32 pm

Listened to the final over. Terrifying.

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Post by wovlad » Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:30 pm

As we're handing out knighthoods like confetti except it appears to people who deserve them, I'd like to say arise Sir Graham Onions, to do that twice in 3 tests it amazing. Having Morkel & Steyn trying to take your head clean off in the process & standing up to it, even more sore If Rudyard Kipling was looking down he'd say it was his poem 'IF' personified.
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Post by Hoboh » Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:34 pm

wovlad wrote:As we're handing out knighthoods like confetti except it appears to people who deserve them, I'd like to say arise Sir Graham Onions, to do that twice in 3 tests it amazing. Having Morkel & Steyn trying to take your head clean off in the process & standing up to it, even more sore If Rudyard Kipling was looking down he'd say it was his poem 'IF' personified.
Didn't know he wrote poems but he does make exceedi9ngly good cakes!

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Post by thebish » Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:46 pm

Hobinho wrote:
wovlad wrote:As we're handing out knighthoods like confetti except it appears to people who deserve them, I'd like to say arise Sir Graham Onions, to do that twice in 3 tests it amazing. Having Morkel & Steyn trying to take your head clean off in the process & standing up to it, even more sore If Rudyard Kipling was looking down he'd say it was his poem 'IF' personified.
Didn't know he wrote poems but he does make exceedi9ngly good cakes!
if you can fend off Steyn whilst eating a fondant fancy and the rest of the world can't bear to look - then you're a man my son......

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:45 pm

If you pick the seam, and think that you'll get away with it, you'll be a dozy c*nt, Old Son!
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Post by Puskas » Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:49 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:If you pick the seam, and think that you'll get away with it, you'll be a dozy c*nt, Old Son!
He did get away with it, though, didn't he?

South Africa not making an official complaint, and the ICC have confirmed there'll be no punishment.

The dozy Burnley bastard was probably just bitter about Owen Coyle, anyhow.

Bring back Amir's cousin. He could carry some dirt in his pocket...
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Post by Hoboh » Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:20 am

Puskas wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:If you pick the seam, and think that you'll get away with it, you'll be a dozy c*nt, Old Son!
He did get away with it, though, didn't he?

South Africa not making an official complaint, and the ICC have confirmed there'll be no punishment.

The dozy Burnley bastard was probably just bitter about Owen Coyle, anyhow.

Bring back Amir's cousin. He could carry some dirt in his pocket...
Thought this thread was cricket not boxing :conf:

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:46 am

Puskas wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:If you pick the seam, and think that you'll get away with it, you'll be a dozy c*nt, Old Son!
He did get away with it, though, didn't he?

South Africa not making an official complaint..
Aye, but they're hardly likely to let it lie there though, are they?! Just as soon as we've won the series they'll be going out of their way to discredit us.
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Post by Worthy4England » Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:26 pm

Hobinho wrote:
Puskas wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:If you pick the seam, and think that you'll get away with it, you'll be a dozy c*nt, Old Son!
He did get away with it, though, didn't he?

South Africa not making an official complaint, and the ICC have confirmed there'll be no punishment.

The dozy Burnley bastard was probably just bitter about Owen Coyle, anyhow.

Bring back Amir's cousin. He could carry some dirt in his pocket...
Thought this thread was cricket not boxing :conf:
And I thought you were angry about this thread? So wtf you doing here? :mrgreen:

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Post by Hoboh » Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:47 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Hobinho wrote:
Puskas wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:If you pick the seam, and think that you'll get away with it, you'll be a dozy c*nt, Old Son!
He did get away with it, though, didn't he?

South Africa not making an official complaint, and the ICC have confirmed there'll be no punishment.

The dozy Burnley bastard was probably just bitter about Owen Coyle, anyhow.

Bring back Amir's cousin. He could carry some dirt in his pocket...
Thought this thread was cricket not boxing :conf:
And I thought you were angry about this thread? So wtf you doing here? :mrgreen:
Lol I'm a bit lost now with no crusade to fight!! I know ow the knights of old felt now!

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Post by rockthereebok » Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:07 pm

Fourth and final Test tomorrow then. Looks like there's going to be a result, the pitch is going to be greener than a very green thing. According to this England Test cricket blog, we're still in with a good shout. To me, the match will be won or lost (or drawn) on the toss. If we win it, go in and pile up 500 the pressure will really be on South Africa as they need a win to level the series. Vital toss to win, I'd say.

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Post by jimbo » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:43 pm

rockthereebok wrote:Fourth and final Test tomorrow then. Looks like there's going to be a result, the pitch is going to be greener than a very green thing. According to this England Test cricket blog, we're still in with a good shout. To me, the match will be won or lost (or drawn) on the toss. If we win it, go in and pile up 500 the pressure will really be on South Africa as they need a win to level the series. Vital toss to win, I'd say.
Bit fecking difficult that on a 'result wicket that is greener than a green thing'.

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Post by thebish » Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:49 am

rockthereebok wrote:Fourth and final Test tomorrow then. Looks like there's going to be a result, the pitch is going to be greener than a very green thing. According to this England Test cricket blog, we're still in with a good shout. To me, the match will be won or lost (or drawn) on the toss. If we win it, go in and pile up 500 the pressure will really be on South Africa as they need a win to level the series. Vital toss to win, I'd say.

well - we won the toss - elected to bat.....

8 for 2...... arse!

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Post by keveh » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:25 am

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Post by thebish » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:26 am

39 for 4 - and Cooke out to a no-ball that the third umpre didn't spot :evil:

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:27 am

thebish wrote:39 for 4 - and Cooke out to a no-ball that the third umpre didn't spot :evil:

double arse with salad
Look who the third umpire is!

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