This what's your fine business

[Prufrock]

Hmm I'm assuming if the exact contents are spoilered this will be acceptable. The newest yoof facebook phenomenon. Basically, a list of 'dangerous exploits' you may or may not have commited each assigned a monetary punishment value. You go through and add up your total misdemeanors. It's like e-NeverHaveIEver. What did everbody get? Are we internet dwellers living up to our reputation as fusty loners, or are we all secretly decadent indie heroes?

Certain things are certainly not suitable for young kids or those who find subjects such as sex and drugs uncomfortable, so i've spoilered them, just to be sure, to be sure.

For once I wanted to feel like I belonged to my 'generation'

"Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it."
[spoiler]
Smoked weed -- 10
Did acid or pills -- 5
Ever had sex at church -- 25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- 40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- 25
Had sex for money -- 100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- 20
Vandalized something -- 20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- 10
Beat up someone -- 20
Been jumped -- 10
Cross dressed -- 10
Given money to stripper -- 25
Been in love with a stripper -- 20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- 0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- 15
Ever drive and drank -- 20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- 50
Used toys while having sex -- 30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- 20
Went skinny dipping -- 5
Had sex in a pool -- 20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- 10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- 20
Cheated on your significant other -- 10
Masturbated -- 10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- 20
Done oral -- 5
Got oral -- 5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- 25
Stole something -- 10
Had sex with someone in jail -- 25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- 15
Had a threesome -- 50
Had sex in public -- 20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- 20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- 20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £5
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- 50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- 25
Went streaking -- 5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- 15
Been arrested -- 5
Spent time in jail -- 15
Pissed in the pool -- 0.50
Played spin the bottle -- 5
Done something you regret -- 20
Had sex with your best friend -- 20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- 25
Had anal sex -- 80
Lied to your mate -- 5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- 25[/spoiler]

[clapton is god]

235 - I'm baaaad!

[Puskas]

That's a new phenomenon?

There was an email like that going around years ago - long before facebook was invented....

Anyway, I've done none of those things, so score 0.

What units are the "fines" measured in?

[Verbal]

275.1

oops.

I take it this is your dissertation research, pru?

[seanworth]

Geez weed is concidered more serious than acid?

[Lord Kangana]

Theres no score for Ketamine, Crack or Crystal Meth.

I feel cheated.

[CAPSLOCK]

440

[General Mannerheim]

660.6

[H. Pedersen]

I've seen this before, and given the disproportionately high value assigned to a certain act, I'm pretty sure the sole point of this is to figure out which of your female friends . . . shall way say, "plays the back nine."

[blurred]

615.6

[David Lee's Hair]

Theres no score for Ketamine, Crack or Crystal Meth.

I feel cheated.

Or smack....

Anyhow 595.6, not that I am proud of my actions

[Hoboh]

Oh hell I'm not even going to add mine up!!!! its too much!!

[Prufrock]

That's a new phenomenon?

There was an email like that going around years ago - long before facebook was invented....

Anyway, I've done none of those things, so score 0.

What units are the "fines" measured in?

Naaaaahhhh we invented sex remember. And music.

Ahhhh that old primary school jobby. 515.6 you say, 515.6 what? Bananas? Elephants? (.6 of an elephant is my own personal choice for new crest)

Hmmmm measured in whatever you like puskas, catnip?

[superjohnmcginlay]

Where's the points for murdering workshy bastard students who've got too much time on their hands?

[Gary the Enfield]

430

Not one there about Mother and Daughter.

Found it! 450

[Lord Kangana]

Burnley?

[thebish]

all seems a bit skanky to me...

"look at me I shag a lot - honest - I do - I'm a right lad/slag I am - really - you should get a load of how much shagging I do!"

[TANGODANCER]

Gee, I'll be glad when football starts again.

[Puskas]

That's a new phenomenon?

There was an email like that going around years ago - long before facebook was invented....

Anyway, I've done none of those things, so score 0.

What units are the "fines" measured in?

Naaaaahhhh we invented sex remember. And music.

Ahhhh that old primary school jobby. 515.6 you say, 515.6 what? Bananas? Elephants? (.6 of an elephant is my own personal choice for new crest)

Hmmmm measured in whatever you like puskas, catnip?

Catnip isn't a good example - you don't buy 10 catnips, for example.

I believe it's generally sold by the quarter ounce (or so my cat tells me...)

[Gary the Enfield]

all seems a bit skanky to me...

"look at me I shag a lot - honest - I do - I'm a right lad/slag I am - really - you should get a load of how much shagging I do!"

Soooooo........ How did the man of the cloth get on?

[spoiler]Sex at work and in a church gets you double points, no?[/spoiler]