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Post by InsaneApache » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:49 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:EHO officer.
Tautology!
This.

When the missus asks me what her new PIN number is. Outrageous. :spank:
Here I stand foot in hand...talkin to my wall....I'm not quite right at all...am I?

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Post by Lord Kangana » Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:37 pm

Doublebastardology.
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Post by Hoboh » Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:17 pm

Swearing! :mrgreen:

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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:39 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Or cheap chicken breasts.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style ... 96407.html
I also read somewhere that those chickens that they sell ready-cooked in supermarkets are injected with upto 10% beef fat!

Extra tasty, Sir? :shock:

That concerns me far more than muslims eating something that hasn't been barbarically slaughtered in the name of religion though.
Maybe they shpuld inject them with PORK fat.
Given that Tango is taking a break - Jesus wept.

Get a kebab and work it out from there - but put some gravy on it.

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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:14 pm

Beer just went up 10p in one of my locals. Bastards.

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Post by Raven » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:26 pm

Morons driving with snow over their lights!
My dog (proper 57) had his anal glands emptied once and yes the smell is something to behold!!

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Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:43 pm

Screw heads. The type you screw in. It being the 21st cenury and everything, here's my top two tips for screw manafacturers everywhere:

1) Use Phillips heads. Even Noah thought the use of flat-head screws to be immensely tedious.

2) Make these Phillips screw heads out of a metal slightly more durable than mercury or whatever it is that you use, so that I can tighten them up without breaking the thread and having to replace said screw umpteen times. Please. You bastards
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Post by as » Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:31 pm

The daily commute to Manchester by train getting busier by the week, they still charge through the nose and the cnúts in charge have said we shouldn't expect owt to happen about it for a fcúcking decade.

Silly me - as if they'd spend money on Nort West England when 'that London' is there to chuck billions at.

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Post by P.O.S. » Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:42 pm

They still pulling that comedy gold trick of having a one-carriage train pull up at the station at about 8.15 when its packed to the rafters, as?

I got so angry with all that carry on with trains to and from manchester that i moved there, so up yours Northern Rail.

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Post by thebish » Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:35 pm

all the harsh-sounding irish presenters invading radio 5

enough already!!! Steven fecking Nolan is now appearing at 10am - too much!!!

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Post by thebish » Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:37 pm

Raven wrote:Morons driving with snow over their lights!
:D a couple of years ago a bloke drove straight into the back of my parked car at 7am one morning. The reason??? he had only cleared a porthole of ice from his windscreen the size of a side-plate - and had tunnel vision! :roll:

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:28 pm

thebish wrote:all the harsh-sounding irish presenters invading radio 5

enough already!!! Steven fecking Nolan is now appearing at 10am - too much!!!
Really? Shit. I need something alternative to listen to on my way into work from next week, then. I can't stand that over-reactionary, needlessly confrontational, general news version of Alan Green. Something that gives me travel news and something to actually listen to without feeling lobotomised.
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Post by thebish » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:58 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:
thebish wrote:all the harsh-sounding irish presenters invading radio 5

enough already!!! Steven fecking Nolan is now appearing at 10am - too much!!!
Really? Shit. I need something alternative to listen to on my way into work from next week, then. I can't stand that over-reactionary, needlessly confrontational, general news version of Alan Green. Something that gives me travel news and something to actually listen to without feeling lobotomised.
I think it's only for half-term week while the woman is away...

(ps - you are travelling in to work at 10am???)

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:22 pm

thebish wrote:(ps - you are travelling in to work at 10am???)
Yeah. Tuesdays and Thursdays work 12 till 9, on and off.
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:41 pm

William the White wrote:some pleasant frozen dog turds on the entwistle reservoir path yesterday... nice, considerate owners, obviously...
I've seen a ridiculous increase of dog poo sightings on my school'splaying fields, which double up as Wimbledon Rugby Club's ground, over the past twelve months. It's even got to the stage where I go there an hour before my first session to set up, just so I can try and find an area large and clean enough for us to have Games without the fear of a seven year old lad slipping in the stuff. Result? Freshly laid turd by the tme we get there.

The council have sad they'll patrol the area now. Yeah, like they'll have the resources available to do that regularly enough. Only time will tell, but punishment for failure to clean up after your dog should be similar to that if you'd dumped yourself.
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Post by thebish » Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:08 am

William the White wrote:some pleasant frozen dog turds on the entwistle reservoir path yesterday... nice, considerate owners, obviously...
considerate owners indeed! If only all owners froze their dogs' turds - it'd make for a lot less brown shoe-bottomage...

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Post by thebish » Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:09 am

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:
William the White wrote:some pleasant frozen dog turds on the entwistle reservoir path yesterday... nice, considerate owners, obviously...
I've seen a ridiculous increase of dog poo sightings on my school'splaying fields, which double up as Wimbledon Rugby Club's ground, over the past twelve months. It's even got to the stage where I go there an hour before my first session to set up, just so I can try and find an area large and clean enough for us to have Games without the fear of a seven year old lad slipping in the stuff. Result? Freshly laid turd by the tme we get there.

The council have sad they'll patrol the area now. Yeah, like they'll have the resources available to do that regularly enough. Only time will tell, but punishment for failure to clean up after your dog should be similar to that if you'd dumped yourself.
same happened at Wiggin the other night I heard....

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Post by as » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:39 am

P.O.S. wrote:They still pulling that comedy gold trick of having a one-carriage train pull up at the station at about 8.15 when its packed to the rafters, as?

I got so angry with all that carry on with trains to and from manchester that i moved there, so up yours Northern Rail.
Yep - worked here for years now - mulled over a place near Salford Quays but it's too close to 'them' for my liking :wink:

Trains are expensive, late/delayed/cancelled, stink of p**s and the staff at train station are grade A d***heads.

Northern rail - go f**k yourself
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Post by thebish » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:46 am

today I am angry about all this media wank about Brown being a bully...

the bullying helpline...

the woman involved - when asked directly - said there was NO CALL AT ALL ABOUT GORDON BROWN

yet...... the story is still described disingenuously as "calls from the prime ministers office" - so that 99% of the callers to the R5 phone-in believe that the calls were about him..

arghhhhhh!!!!!

THE CALLS WERE NOT ABOUT BROWN!!!!

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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:48 am

You'd best avoid the front page of t'Sun then.

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