Today I'm angry about.....

[Gary the Enfield]

EVERYBODY!

''.......and when you add it all up, the full cost of my love's no charge''

[Verbal]

EVERYBODY!

''.......and when you add it all up, the full cost of my love's no charge''

You running on sunday, squire?

[Raven]

Price comparison websites, I want to find details on something not who's fecking selling it cheaper than someone else (and they are usually wrong as well)

but surely that's the entire point of a price comparison site?

maybe you should type into google the item you are researching along with the word "review" - but judge for yourself the worth of an internet "review"!

But I was not looking for prices I was searching for details, manufacturers manual etc on a humidifier, no matter what you put in the first few pages were all about who was selling it and for what price. Yahoo is now terrible for this so tried Goggle which was a tiny bit better (but not much)

[CAPSLOCK]

You're not disabled, you're a fat fcuking waster, and you're usually driving a 4x4 and parked in the wrong place

Scum

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

You're not disabled, you're a fat fcuking waster, and you're usually driving a 4x4 and parked in the wrong place

Scum

You've got all the best chat-up lines, ain't you?

That one worked for me....

[Hoboh]

You're not disabled, you're a fat fcuking waster, and you're usually driving a 4x4 and parked in the wrong place

Scum

Eh?

[Montreal Wanderer]

You're not disabled, you're a fat fcuking waster, and you're usually driving a 4x4 and parked in the wrong place

Scum

Eh?

Are you Canadian, Hobo?

[Prufrock]

You're not disabled, you're a fat fcuking waster, and you're usually driving a 4x4 and parked in the wrong place

Scum

Eh?

Are you Canadian, Hobo?

He's (white) lighting on (Diamond) ice.

[Gary the Enfield]

EVERYBODY!

''.......and when you add it all up, the full cost of my love's no charge''

You running on sunday, squire?

I am indeed. Come and say hello. I'll be in my Trent Park running club vest. Yellow with green stripes down the side.

[Montreal Wanderer]

EVERYBODY!

''.......and when you add it all up, the full cost of my love's no charge''

You running on sunday, squire?

I am indeed. Come and say hello. I'll be in my Trent Park running club vest. Yellow with green stripes down the side.

Sounds like a fashion statement....

[Always hopeful]

All the roadworks across the motorways of Britain at the moment. Have you tried driving to Dover recently? About 10 off 50 mph speed limit restrictions between the NW and Dover. Unbelivevable. Almost quicker to walk there.

[Prufrock]

Fecking astroturf pitches. Rock hard so today my knee is twice the size it should be, and I'm covered in grazes. Bastards.

[Verbal]

Fecking astroturf pitches. Rock hard so today my knee is twice the size it should be, and I'm covered in grazes. Bastards.

I imagine the doctor gave you a prescription for two testicles, ya big girl.

[Worthy4England]

Fecking astroturf pitches. Rock hard so today my knee is twice the size it should be, and I'm covered in grazes. Bastards.

I imagine the doctor gave you a prescription for two testicles, ya big girl.

Things some people say to try and get Arsene to have a look at them play.

[Prufrock]

Fecking astroturf pitches. Rock hard so today my knee is twice the size it should be, and I'm covered in grazes. Bastards.

I imagine the doctor gave you a prescription for two testicles, ya big girl.

Things some people say to try and get Arsene to have a look at them play.

Feck y'all. They fecking hurt! It's what happens when you are the only player in a team willing to put a fecking tackle in....dammit, I spose I've cocked up my chances with Arsenal by saying that. Gimme grass anyday.

[Verbal]

EVERYBODY!

''.......and when you add it all up, the full cost of my love's no charge''

You running on sunday, squire?

I am indeed. Come and say hello. I'll be in my Trent Park running club vest. Yellow with green stripes down the side.

I was up late so only caught the tailenders, doubt you were among them. Did however find my flatmate, so cheered her on along the end of the second lap Anywho, hope it all went well!

[bobo the clown]

You're not disabled, you're a fat fcuking waster, and you're usually driving a 4x4 and parked in the wrong place

Scum

That took me back.

In Disneyland, Florida 10 years ago. We'd seen the "fat family" several times on our meanderings. Super Fat father, super-dooper fat mother & threee incredibly fat children. One was in a wheelchair, which Disney supply at the entrance gates. Whever we saw them they were all eating ... & not an apple ... and it was never the same person in the wheelchair.

Now, Disney allow handicapped people AND their families, to jump queue's by presenting themselves at the queue by the gate to the ride ... & you know what, good luck to them.

However, the fat family .... & I should point out that at various times we saw different children using the wheelchair and on another occasion they were using it to carry their array of bags (mostly food & drink coolers) ... sauntered up to the head of one queue I'd been in for about 20 minutes. Various people grumbled to the floor, or muttered to their neighbours, as it was obvious what scam they were working to queue jump.

Then, a Brit about 2 rows ahead of me shouted out " ... 'ey, when did being a fat bastard qualify as a disability ??"

Many in the queue looked at their shoes or pretended they'd not heard this, but slowly others joined in. The fat family took terror & ran away .... imagine 5 blancmanges with legs. Much hilarity and self righteous "yeah ... whoop-whoop" in the crowd. Then fat son #1 wobbled back, rather sheepishly & picked up the cooler boxes they'd abandoned.

Result ... & a highlight of my trip.

[CAPSLOCK]

Well, thats brightened Monday morning!

[Hoboh]

EVERYBODY!

''.......and when you add it all up, the full cost of my love's no charge''

You running on sunday, squire?

I am indeed. Come and say hello. I'll be in my Trent Park running club vest. Yellow with green stripes down the side.

I was up late so only caught the tailenders, doubt you were among them. Did however find my flatmate, so cheered her on along the end of the second lap Anywho, hope it all went well!

Nawty!!! not everyone's Jordan you know

[jimbo]

People who are unable to stick to a consistent speed on a motorway. All of a sudden they slow down to 60 and you're up their arse. Then you pull out to overtake and they accelerate alongside you until you're both doing 80. What follows is the awkward bit of 'Do I keep pushing on to try and overtake, or do I give up and slot back in behind, only to go through all of this again 2 miles up the road?'

Ignorant wankers