Today I'm angry about.....

[Zulus Thousand of em]

People who are unable to stick to a consistent speed on a motorway. All of a sudden they slow down to 60 and you're up their arse. Then you pull out to overtake and they accelerate alongside you until you're both doing 80. What follows is the awkward bit of 'Do I keep pushing on to try and overtake, or do I give up and slot back in behind, only to go through all of this again 2 miles up the road?'

Ignorant wankers

I agree. I've always thought there is a need for a chain gun to be fitted to cars to take these bastards out. You know, like the ones the Yanks have fitted to their ground attack aircraft. The ones they often deploy in friendly fire incidents.

Works for me.

[BWFC_Insane]

People who are unable to stick to a consistent speed on a motorway. All of a sudden they slow down to 60 and you're up their arse. Then you pull out to overtake and they accelerate alongside you until you're both doing 80. What follows is the awkward bit of 'Do I keep pushing on to try and overtake, or do I give up and slot back in behind, only to go through all of this again 2 miles up the road?'

Ignorant wankers

Christ what motorways do you drive on to get to the heady speed of 80mph?

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Got a football match tonight and just realised my shorts have a massive split down the crotch.

Don't tell me i'm going to have to play in my underwear like a naughty schoolboy...i'm 33

[Gary the Enfield]

EVERYBODY!

''.......and when you add it all up, the full cost of my love's no charge''

You running on sunday, squire?

I am indeed. Come and say hello. I'll be in my Trent Park running club vest. Yellow with green stripes down the side.

I was up late so only caught the tailenders, doubt you were among them. Did however find my flatmate, so cheered her on along the end of the second lap Anywho, hope it all went well!

Indeed not. 1hr 36mins 45secs. Smashed my P.B.

[boltonboris]

Fecking astroturf pitches. Rock hard so today my knee is twice the size it should be, and I'm covered in grazes. Bastards.

I imagine the doctor gave you a prescription for two testicles, ya big girl.

Things some people say to try and get Arsene to have a look at them play.

Feck y'all. They fecking hurt! It's what happens when you are the only player in a team willing to put a fecking tackle in....dammit, I spose I've cocked up my chances with Arsenal by saying that. Gimme grass anyday.

Bloody students and their recreational drugs

[thebish]

Got a football match tonight and just realised my shorts have a massive split down the crotch.

Don't tell me i'm going to have to play in my underwear like a naughty schoolboy...i'm 33

needle and thread, dear boy??

[thebish]

EVERYBODY!

''.......and when you add it all up, the full cost of my love's no charge''

You running on sunday, squire?

I am indeed. Come and say hello. I'll be in my Trent Park running club vest. Yellow with green stripes down the side.

I was up late so only caught the tailenders, doubt you were among them. Did however find my flatmate, so cheered her on along the end of the second lap Anywho, hope it all went well!

Indeed not. 1hr 36mins 45secs. Smashed my P.B.

blimey - congrats - I'd need the bike to get anywhere near that!!

[Raven]

Electric wheelchair thingies, why the hell are so many of them about, I've nowt about disabled using them but people who are just too fat or too lazy to walk and why do they all think they have right of way and can go at any speed they like.........what are they doing in a pedestrian area too One old dear in Nuneaton is well known for thinking she is in a remake of Deathrace 2000, miserable old cow!

[thebish]

talking of which...

what makes me angry today - this fecking continued freezing weather - enough already!!

It lookd like a nice warmnish spring day today - so took the bike out for a spin down the 127 towards Southend...

wore my thermal balaclava under the helmet - and double-gloved/

head toasty warm - but fingers!!!! aghhhhhhh!!!!!! blue and several fingers broke off in my gloves as I took them off..

enough already - the crocuses are out and my daffs are well on the way - bring on the warm!!!!

[superjohnmcginlay]

Electric wheelchair thingies, why the hell are so many of them about, I've nowt about disabled using them but people who are just too fat or too lazy to walk and why do they all think they have right of way and can go at any speed they like.........what are they doing in a pedestrian area too One old dear in Nuneaton is well known for thinking she is in a remake of Deathrace 2000, miserable old cow!

I want one of them.....

[thebish]

Electric wheelchair thingies, why the hell are so many of them about, I've nowt about disabled using them but people who are just too fat or too lazy to walk and why do they all think they have right of way and can go at any speed they like.........what are they doing in a pedestrian area too One old dear in Nuneaton is well known for thinking she is in a remake of Deathrace 2000, miserable old cow!

I think they should have to have a license - they're lethal in crowded pedestrian areas - I've seen five deaths and several scenes of mass carnage directly attributable to electric wheelchairs - FACT!

[Gary the Enfield]

Electric wheelchair thingies, why the hell are so many of them about, I've nowt about disabled using them but people who are just too fat or too lazy to walk and why do they all think they have right of way and can go at any speed they like.........what are they doing in a pedestrian area too One old dear in Nuneaton is well known for thinking she is in a remake of Deathrace 2000, miserable old cow!

I think they should have to have a license - they're lethal in crowded pedestrian areas - I've seen five deaths and several scenes of mass carnage directly attributable to electric wheelchairs - FACT!

You're in a chipper mood, Bish. How's the bitch?

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Got a football match tonight and just realised my shorts have a massive split down the crotch.

Don't tell me i'm going to have to play in my underwear like a naughty schoolboy...i'm 33

needle and thread, dear boy??

Thanks Bish, for offering, you're a lifesaver...don't make it too tight though, i don't want to be split in three if i stretch for a tackle !

[Prufrock]

The internet should be a fundamental human right? Do f*ck off.

[Raven]

The Oscars, who gives a shit about a load of old lovies slapping each other on the back?

[Raven]

Electric wheelchair thingies, why the hell are so many of them about, I've nowt about disabled using them but people who are just too fat or too lazy to walk and why do they all think they have right of way and can go at any speed they like.........what are they doing in a pedestrian area too One old dear in Nuneaton is well known for thinking she is in a remake of Deathrace 2000, miserable old cow!

I think they should have to have a license - they're lethal in crowded pedestrian areas - I've seen five deaths and several scenes of mass carnage directly attributable to electric wheelchairs - FACT!

My daughter nearly got hit by one of these fatties too!

Cnuts if they walked they may work of some flab so they can walk a tad more.

On this subject also saw a documentary about some tubbie who blamed her size on everything other than the the fact that she ate too much and did feck all, it was bullying, a grandparent dying (who she later admitted she was not that close too and had died years ago) etc etc...everything BUT the fact she was a greedy lazy git, it was not that so much that got my goat (if she got it she would have ate it) it was the idiot doctor with her, sympathising, saying how tough it was and never once telling her to stop shoving food into her fat mouth and to get off of her arse (she had plenty of time as she did not work!)

In a good mood, like feck I am?

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Jeez, good job we won on saturday!

[Raven]

There is that

[Raven]

Van radio advert, do people outside London not drive vans, sick of hearing an advert for some Transpor'er Vaaaaaaan!

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Is that the one with Ray lardarse Winstone on it?