TW Caption Competition Part 2

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:45 pm

When that tiresome Benitez fellow finally gets here just give him the lacy cuffs and tell him to feck off!

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:56 pm

It didn't take long for Vatican TV to regret buying the format for Loose Women

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:22 pm

Judges revealed for new ITV reality programme, 'Shame Academy'.

See, doesn't have to be all paedo jokes, could be a nice joke about how Catholics have to feel guilty about everything. Family friendly.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:29 pm

In a change to the scheduled 'Loose Women', we will now be showing last Saturday's final of 'Pope Idol'.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:38 pm

The nuns were dying to try out the coloureds programme on their new washing machine...

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:48 pm

Until we get a "her" sheet to read from I'll just do without thank you.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:14 pm

You know Peter Thompson is dead right, the atmosphere is crap in here.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:19 pm

Little Green Man wrote:

You know Peter Thompson is dead right, the atmosphere is crap in here.

(that one in the middle is muttering "Megson Out!")

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:20 pm

Well, it's been a tough decision - and many thanks for all that entered.
However, there can only be one winner, and it's the one that made me giggle like a child.

The WINNER is Worthy for England with his;

That's a big thurible...

Over to you, Sir.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:40 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Well, it's been a tough decision - and many thanks for all that entered.
However, there can only be one winner, and it's the one that made me giggle like a child.

The WINNER is Worthy for England with his;

That's a big thurible...

Over to you, Sir.

Thank ye kindly, Sir.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:54 pm

"OK..... Second from the left is definitely Bobo!"

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:29 pm

'Ere,Trace....leave this one alone. The one in patent slip-ons has got lamps for ears. See if you snag 'im instead!"

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:48 pm

"Look - it could've been any of them that said your arse looks fat in that!".

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:48 pm

... and, yet again, the new strip fails to please some of the supporters. Are there elephants on that badge anywhere ?

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:52 pm

No love, that's incence, not Lynx.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:29 am

Quick... The fatties here.... Hide under the sheets

General Mannerheim · Post by **General Mannerheim** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:28 am

"you have come to the right place love, were wizards in the sheets"

General Mannerheim · Post by **General Mannerheim** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:34 am

"nope, sorry girls you cant join, its blokes only."

"What!? are you fascists or summat?"

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:43 am

you can always spot the new bugs at Hogwarts....

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:11 am

Even when up against stiff competition, she was confident she still had the biggest wizard's sleeve....

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