TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:48 pm

At the risk of being accused of mutual back-slapping, the one that had me laughing the most was Mr Rioja's

"Look - it could've been any of them that said your arse looks fat in that!".

WINNER

Although I did snigger some at Mr Baaaaaaab's offering too. :mrgreen:
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Post by thebish » Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:58 pm

mutual backslapper! :roll:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:01 pm

Oh blimey - thank you.

I've left one in for you at the Yew Tree :D

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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:01 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Oh blimey - thank you.

I've left one in for you at the Yew Tree :D

Back soon
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:21 pm

Here you go.

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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:45 pm

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Despite all their efforts the early planning for the 2010 World Cup Opening Ceremony still left something to be desired.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Post by thebish » Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:53 pm

[quote="Bruce Rioja"]
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The new Burkino Faso football training coach, Kevin Davies, brings new ideas...
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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:32 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Here you go.

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(H)amarula on the rocks, Brucie?
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:09 pm

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For once the world can agree that this one actually went out to harm the Arsenal player.
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Post by thebish » Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:16 pm

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"Is it art?"
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:34 pm

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Oh, fxxk it, have the damned chicken then.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:38 pm

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He was beginning to regret suggesting they solve this particular argument with rock, paper, scissors....
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Post by General Mannerheim » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:31 pm

just two pounds a week could buy this Mombasa fairground a real high striker!
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:04 am

The Wacaday format has now been exported to more than 50 countries worldwide.
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Post by boltonboris » Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:09 pm

The real MC Hammer
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:19 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Here you go.

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If I hit this just right a fragment will fly off and hit that ponce in the pink pants!
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Post by Prufrock » Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:05 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Here you go.

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If I hit this just right a fragment will fly off and hit that ponce in the pink pants!
I read that as 'pink parts' at first :shock:
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Post by H. Pedersen » Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:44 am

bobo the clown wrote:Despite all their efforts the early planning for the 2010 World Cup Opening Ceremony still left something to be desired.
:lol:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:39 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Image
Despite all their efforts the early planning for the 2010 World Cup Opening Ceremony still left something to be desired.
Is the WINNER. :D

On you go, Clown!
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:41 am

Thanks. Just back from a week in Turkey, of more later.

How about this for a blast from the past .... if you're old enough.


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