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Post by jimbo » Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:51 am

Following recent news about Martina Navaratilova, tennis players are now reaching new lows in the art of self examination.
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Post by thebish » Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:58 am

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people who know tennis know she's the right choice....
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:06 am

Next time I'll just velcro the spare ball to my bloody skirt!
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:08 pm

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The consequences can only be unfortunate when you walk near the tennis ball depository for the All England Hard of Hearing Tennis Championships.
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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:27 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:Next time I'll just velcro the spare ball to my bloody skirt!
Insane wins.

I had hoped to see "Ouch !! I'm not playing doubles with HIM again !!", but .....

anyway, over to you, oh mad one .....
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:07 pm

Cheers bobo.

Might as well be topical so have a go with this then....

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:23 pm

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World In Crisis As Kerry Katona Farts
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:34 pm

Heston Blumenthal goes all out in his quest for a Michelin Star.
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Post by CAPSLOCK » Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:48 pm

Martians elect new Pope
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:44 pm

The landlord of the Swan on Bradshawgate persists in defying the no-smoking ban.

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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:25 pm

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"Well, that was the Volcano. It's the Roman Candle next and just wait till you see the Catherine Wheel !!"
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Post by thebish » Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:34 pm

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ok... how about...

Huge volcano belches ash into sky and disrupts international air travel?
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Post by jimbo » Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:54 pm

Photogrophers try hard to capture the town's beauty for the new 'Visit Widnes' campaign
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:57 pm

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George Best's cremation went as planned.
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Post by Jakerbeef » Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:40 pm

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That's why you shouldn't squeeze your spots.
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Post by H. Pedersen » Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:46 am

The cleaning ladies at Anfield decided it was time to dust off the old trophy cabinet.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:04 pm

The CAPSLOCK nation votes to remove the smoking ban, celebrate in style
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:08 pm

More hot air from the latest election debate...
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:41 pm

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BWFC Insane fails in his attemt to blow smoke up that tennis bird's arse!
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:22 pm

Reet, I like ones like this that aren't as obvious and make people think outside the box.

Some good entries.

The winner though is clearly Mr Rioja, though he did enter twice, which is cheating, but he wins for this....

George Best's cremation went as planned.

:mrgreen:

Over to you Bruce!
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