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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:12 pm

Too kind, Friend.

On you go:

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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:30 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Too kind, Friend.

On you go:

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stage-whisper .... "Hey. Nick, Nick, Nick .... stay over here, he can't fckg see you then ..."
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Post by CAPSLOCK » Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:29 pm

Hey Brown, put yer cock away
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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:31 pm

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Statler and Waldorf weren't sure about the new muppet.
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Post by Jakerbeef » Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:31 pm

Since when were Labour pink?
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:42 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Too kind, Friend.

On you go:

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Cowell was not impressed with the new "JLS" at the X Factor auditions.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:53 am

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In the event of a hung Parliament, a new party will be formed consisiting of elements of each major party. Henceforth they will be known as the T.U.C. or 'Three Useless C*nts'
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:57 pm

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Cameron to an audience member: Never mind him - watch my right hand. THIS is a real Brown Handshake....
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:27 pm

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The Bodgitt, Grabitt and Leggit firm of politicians take the floor.
Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?
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Post by H. Pedersen » Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:28 am

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The candidates apparently didn't understand that "primary" refers to a party of the political process, not a requirement for tie colo(u)rs.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:53 pm

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stage-whisper .... "Hey. Nick, Nick, Nick .... stay over here, he can't fckg see you then ..."
WINNER

Well done to all, but the clown's nicked it again with this peach.
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:07 pm

Bless you. Now, I wonder what's going on here then .....

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:08 am

bobo the clown wrote:Bless you. Now, I wonder what's going on here then .....

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Smiling slightly, the Prince of Darkness slipped his 9mm Beretta back into its concealed holster after fulfilling his election pledge to abolish the House of Lords.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:11 am

Or...

The DFS half price sofa sale TV campaign hits a new low.
God's country! God's county!
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:15 am

bobo the clown wrote:Bless you. Now, I wonder what's going on here then .....

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Me? The secretary of state for business, in the house of lords? With MY reputation? What were they thinking?
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Post by General Mannerheim » Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:24 am

bobo the clown wrote:Bless you. Now, I wonder what's going on here then .....

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another unfunny political caption, feck it im having a kip.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:26 am

bobo the clown wrote:Bless you. Now, I wonder what's going on here then .....

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feck it, I'm having three goes!

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Post by thebish » Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:32 am

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Little Red Riding Hood knocked at the door of the cottage but grandma wasn't going to be fooled this time...
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Post by Prufrock » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:16 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Bless you. Now, I wonder what's going on here then .....

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Latest Dr Who baddie revealed
In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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Post by boltonboris » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:26 pm

Graham Norton interrupts Doctor Who once again!
"I've got the ball now. It's a bit worn, but I've got it"
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