TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by Prufrock » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:42 pm

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Peter Mandelson

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Post by Little Green Man » Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:39 pm

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A little known fact about The House Of Lords is that every new peer is presented with a set of love balls.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:09 pm

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:21 pm

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu Apr 29, 2010 7:24 pm

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Camberwick Green quickly regretted all those spoilt ballot papers.
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Post by H. Pedersen » Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:01 am

Do you think this jaunty cape will help me court the gay vote?
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:47 pm

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Do give it a rest Peter. Stepford wives went out with flares. Get your kit off.
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:11 pm

some good ones there & I liked a number, but when one actually makes you guffaw out loud that's the one .... Little Green Man's one about the Love Ball's did that ........ so the leprachaun is the WINNER ....

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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:10 pm

Cheers, Bobo!

Just to put the politics to one side for a moment...

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:22 pm

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The predictable "smash the brown in then a little kiss on the pink" one....
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:27 pm

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... after last weeks incident with his sleeve, Jimmy White was determined never to hit a foul shot again.
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue May 04, 2010 8:23 pm

Should I take the overwhelming indifference to the current picture to imply you'd prefer a different one?
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Post by Prufrock » Tue May 04, 2010 8:54 pm

How many points if I pot the one of mixed race?
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Post by Little Green Man » Thu May 06, 2010 7:29 pm

Right, which of the three candidates shall I go for? The tired old has-been caption from KB, the long-time front-running effort from Bobo or the unexpected surge from Prufrock?

Well I'll not be disenfranchised this time (sorry I'm venting again) so it's got to be Prufrock (even though I've no idea what he's on about).
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Post by Prufrock » Sat May 08, 2010 3:10 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Right, which of the three candidates shall I go for? The tired old has-been caption from KB, the long-time front-running effort from Bobo or the unexpected surge from Prufrock?

Well I'll not be disenfranchised this time (sorry I'm venting again) so it's got to be Prufrock (even though I've no idea what he's on about).
How awfully topical. Gotta be the most half arsed caption ever, if someone can win without making sense :D.

Anyway, since everyone is surely bored of politics by now, have some politics.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat May 08, 2010 3:23 pm

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Go on, get em in there love. They'll compensate a bit towards our winter fuel allowance.
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Post by Worthy4England » Sat May 08, 2010 3:27 pm

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Aaaarrgh - watch me ballots!
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Post by Lord Kangana » Sat May 08, 2010 5:15 pm

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Sat May 08, 2010 6:39 pm

I thought you said Dunny-on-the-Wold was a tuppenny- ha'penny place
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat May 08, 2010 7:13 pm

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