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Post by Little Green Man » Thu May 06, 2010 7:06 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:Are you his neighbour?
Yes, he's the neighbour. The stuck-up one who can't be arsed to clean up the detritus from his Christmas tree. Unfortunately we share a letterbox. I suspect he's f*ck-wittedly filled in my registration form. Or she did. Or the council incorrectly entered the details into the electoral roll.

I tempted to say he might find he's sharing something else now.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu May 06, 2010 7:09 pm

I meant Zulu's, though far be it for me to stand in the way of a good vent. Get it off your chest.
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Post by Little Green Man » Thu May 06, 2010 7:20 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:I meant Zulu's, though far be it for me to stand in the way of a good vent. Get it off your chest.
Oh right, sorry. I've vented now.

Anyway, I thought you were on your death bed.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu May 06, 2010 7:30 pm

I am, and I'm also incredibly bored.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri May 07, 2010 7:53 am

Lord Kangana wrote:Are you his neighbour?
Aye, next door but one. I've been poking her, on the quiet, for years. :D
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Post by Worthy4England » Fri May 07, 2010 10:09 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Are you his neighbour?
Aye, next door but one. I've been poking her, on the quiet, for years. :D
Yeah - apart from the snoring, she told me it was a bit quiet too. :twisted:
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Post by Lord Kangana » Fri May 07, 2010 10:13 pm

A ball gag will do that.
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Post by Worthy4England » Fri May 07, 2010 10:41 pm

Oh, I forgot to add, the phrase "front and centre"


Really annoys me for some reason....
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Post by Little Green Man » Fri May 07, 2010 10:50 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Are you his neighbour?
Aye, next door but one. I've been poking her, on the quiet, for years. :D
In that case, if you could spare a minute from your horizontal jogging regime, it's your turn to clean the stairs you clarty bastard!
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Post by clapton is god » Tue May 11, 2010 9:17 pm

My car, a one year old Golf, was back in to the main dealers today for the fifth warranty repair since I bought the car last November.

On the drive home the very same set of faults reappeared!

That's another day off work needed to get it fixed!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue May 11, 2010 9:23 pm

Starlings.

Greedy bxstards nick all the food and shxt in mid-air all over the garden and path while doing it. Our regulars ; Couple of Blackbirds, two Wood Doves, Robins, a whole host of Blue-Tits and a pair of speckled thrushes can't get a look in for those greasy greedy gits. :evil:
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue May 11, 2010 10:16 pm

Little Green Man wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Are you his neighbour?
Aye, next door but one. I've been poking her, on the quiet, for years. :D
In that case, if you could spare a minute from your horizontal jogging regime, it's your turn to clean the stairs you clarty bastard!
Shock .... Horror.

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Post by Worthy4England » Tue May 11, 2010 10:16 pm

clapton is god wrote:My car, a one year old Golf, was back in to the main dealers today for the fifth warranty repair since I bought the car last November.

On the drive home the very same set of faults reappeared!

That's another day off work needed to get it fixed!
Tell 'em they need to swap it.

And stop fecking you about.
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Post by CAPSLOCK » Tue May 11, 2010 11:18 pm

Cats

In particular, cats and their fcuking selfish fcuking owners who think it's OK for the vermin to skate all over my car, leaving scratches galore

Come the day, cats and their owners will die
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Post by Lord Kangana » Tue May 11, 2010 11:24 pm

Can you speak to Dave about that?
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue May 11, 2010 11:46 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
clapton is god wrote:My car, a one year old Golf, was back in to the main dealers today for the fifth warranty repair since I bought the car last November.

On the drive home the very same set of faults reappeared!

That's another day off work needed to get it fixed!
Tell 'em they need to swap it.

And stop fecking you about.
I had a similar issue with a SAAB a few years ago.

This led, one day, to me leaving their Chester dealership with the ringing words of " ... & if someone firebombs this bloody place this weekend you know where to find me ...".

Clapton, the threat of the press is always worth trying on. My 'brother' has 'worked' variously for local press, national press & even 'in TV' at times. You do get people's attention.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Post by Worthy4England » Tue May 11, 2010 11:58 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
clapton is god wrote:My car, a one year old Golf, was back in to the main dealers today for the fifth warranty repair since I bought the car last November.

On the drive home the very same set of faults reappeared!

That's another day off work needed to get it fixed!
Tell 'em they need to swap it.

And stop fecking you about.
I had a similar issue with a SAAB a few years ago.

This led, one day, to me leaving their Chester dealership with the ringing words of " ... & if someone firebombs this bloody place this weekend you know where to find me ...".

Clapton, the threat of the press is always worth trying on. My 'brother' has 'worked' variously for local press, national press & even 'in TV' at times. You do get people's attention.
Surely you shouldn't need the threat of firebombs for a 1 year old car?

I'd probably be trying the Sale of Good Act and not fit for purpose tbh. Along with mention of small claims procedure etc.
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Post by Puskas » Wed May 12, 2010 12:21 am

CAPSLOCK wrote:Cats

In particular, cats and their fcuking selfish fcuking owners who think it's OK for the vermin to skate all over my car, leaving scratches galore

Come the day, cats and their owners will die
You have no idea.

Come the day, cats will be our glorious leaders, and we will all bow to them.

I, for one, welcome our new cat overlords.
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Post by Dujon » Wed May 12, 2010 12:29 am

Puskas wrote: . . . Come the day, cats will be our glorious leaders, and we will all bow to them. . .
Some of us do so already, Puskas. :(
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Post by thebish » Wed May 12, 2010 9:00 am

bobo the clown wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
clapton is god wrote:My car, a one year old Golf, was back in to the main dealers today for the fifth warranty repair since I bought the car last November.

On the drive home the very same set of faults reappeared!

That's another day off work needed to get it fixed!
Tell 'em they need to swap it.

And stop fecking you about.
I had a similar issue with a SAAB a few years ago.

This led, one day, to me leaving their Chester dealership with the ringing words of " ... & if someone firebombs this bloody place this weekend you know where to find me ...".

there's nothing scarier than an angry clown!
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