Today I'm angry about.....

[Lord Kangana]

Anyway, that sh*t Danish Lager advert. Shouldn't it have Brian Laudrup, Per Frandsen and Hans Christian Andersen on it rather than Botham and Phil Taylor.

Do I need to turn the telly off 'til August to miss this shite?

[bobo the clown]

I don't care about getting along

I will take whatever steps are necessary to remove this horrible creature from my life - yes, I know its one of two

Now....google....cats must die stuff

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/816 ... re/?ref=mr

oh, Cap's .....

[CAPSLOCK]

Only scuffers live in Smithills

Not guilty

[Dujon]

A class act ... & she clearly filibustered the system until she qualified for this pension. There are many questions, which I'll leave Austrailians to ask, but I would wonder why those are the rules & why they let her drag her heels so that she qualified.

Also, whether what she did wasn't contempt (of Parliament) and hence should move her into more serious charges.

However, it's very clear that she may get away with this and so there's only one solution ... & it involves her being kidnapped and parts of her body being posted to friends & relatives over a prolonged peios until there's none left.

... or am I over-reacting ??

Indeed, bobo, but whilst the local press has 'alluded' to the situation none of the guff written that I have read has said it outright. You are right though, the seemingly deliberate delay and what are now revealed as lies does tend one's thoughts in that direction. There's nothing like the risk of libel proceedings to quieten journalistic enthusiasm. Questions will be asked over this, of that I am sure, but I suspect it'll be investigative journalists who do the dirty work. What the result will be I have no idea. Nevertheless, incidents such as this one make me seethe and my blood boil. Sorry, everyone, but I am really, really angry (and, no, she wasn't my local M.P.)

[Hoboh]

I don't care about getting along

I will take whatever steps are necessary to remove this horrible creature from my life - yes, I know its one of two

Now....google....cats must die stuff

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/816 ... re/?ref=mr

oh, Cap's .....

They'd better hope they don't get caught for that on planet hobo, not unless they like their nuts fried for their breakfasts

BASTARDS!

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

Anyway, that sh*t Danish Lager advert. Shouldn't it have Brian Laudrup, Per Frandsen and Hans Christian Andersen on it rather than Botham and Phil Taylor.

Do I need to turn the telly off 'til August to miss this shite?

That's worse than the Kit Kat advert. If Carlsberg did team talks, and it sounded like that, it'd get laughed out of the bloody room!

[jimbo]

Fudging up an attempt at a catch at long off yesterday and leaving my finger in the way of the ball as it dropped into my hands. Fortunately the ball stuck, but looking down there was a lot of blood and a bent finger. Friggin years of being able to catch and doing something so basic that's now knackered my ability to write in the run up to exams.

[Worthy4England]

Fudging up an attempt at a catch at long off yesterday and leaving my finger in the way of the ball as it dropped into my hands. Fortunately the ball stuck, but looking down there was a lot of blood and a bent finger. Friggin years of being able to catch and doing something so basic that's now knackered my ability to write in the run up to exams.

Always a delight when they don't quite land properly and you look down to see one of yer digits at right angles to where it's supposed to be.

The other delight is when they take the webbing out between the fingers - batting with a handful of fresh stitches in your top hand, is an absolute joy.

[Prufrock]

Anyway, that sh*t Danish Lager advert. Shouldn't it have Brian Laudrup, Per Frandsen and Hans Christian Andersen on it rather than Botham and Phil Taylor.

Do I need to turn the telly off 'til August to miss this shite?

That's worse than the Kit Kat advert. If Carlsberg did team talks, and it sounded like that, it'd get laughed out of the bloody room!

But what would you know ?

Sorry. I couldn't help it.

As for that speech, some folk have been watching too many American sports films. 'Hmmm, Any Given Sunday? Not cringeworthy enough'. "For Bobby!"?! Fooks sake.

[jimbo]

Fudging up an attempt at a catch at long off yesterday and leaving my finger in the way of the ball as it dropped into my hands. Fortunately the ball stuck, but looking down there was a lot of blood and a bent finger. Friggin years of being able to catch and doing something so basic that's now knackered my ability to write in the run up to exams.

Always a delight when they don't quite land properly and you look down to see one of yer digits at right angles to where it's supposed to be.

The other delight is when they take the webbing out between the fingers - batting with a handful of fresh stitches in your top hand, is an absolute joy.[/quote

Never done the webbing before, but still had to bat yesterday after doing the finger. Also, why is it the ball always seems to follow you in the field after doing something like that?!

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

Anyway, that sh*t Danish Lager advert. Shouldn't it have Brian Laudrup, Per Frandsen and Hans Christian Andersen on it rather than Botham and Phil Taylor.

Do I need to turn the telly off 'til August to miss this shite?

That's worse than the Kit Kat advert. If Carlsberg did team talks, and it sounded like that, it'd get laughed out of the bloody room!

But what would you know ?

Sorry. I couldn't help it.

As for that speech, some folk have been watching too many American sports films. 'Hmmm, Any Given Sunday? Not cringeworthy enough'. "For Bobby!"?! Fooks sake.

That's OK. Deserve it.

There's also the small factor of having seen this advert - for beer - at 9 this morning, on Sky Sports News (when Chloe Everton was hosting - hammana! SSN are to be commended for their radar).

[TANGODANCER]

Fudging up an attempt at a catch at long off yesterday and leaving my finger in the way of the ball as it dropped into my hands. Fortunately the ball stuck, but looking down there was a lot of blood and a bent finger. Friggin years of being able to catch and doing something so basic that's now knackered my ability to write in the run up to exams.

Always a delight when they don't quite land properly and you look down to see one of yer digits at right angles to where it's supposed to be.

The other delight is when they take the webbing out between the fingers - batting with a handful of fresh stitches in your top hand, is an absolute joy.

Fielding in a suicide position once, the batman jumped forward and lashed at the ball and I got the bottom edge of his bat square across the bridge of my nose (there's still a slight depression there today, and thankfully, he missed the ball). That hurt, when I finally realised where I was, from a beautiful view of the sky, of course.

[bobo the clown]

Fielding in a suicide position once, the batman jumped forward and lashed at the ball and I got the bottom edge of his bat square across the bridge of my nose (there's still a slight depression there today, and thankfully, he missed the ball). That hurt, when I finally realised where I was, from a beautiful view of the sky, of course.

Little bugger .... I wonder how he went on in life ??

[Worthy4England]

Our hotel booking people at work.

Booked a hotel for the week, arrived tonight to find it's not open until the end of June and that despite my confirmation to the contrary (that I was actually booked into it) I was informed by the hotel group I was actually booked into a hotel t'other side of the country and would that do?

Our booking people don't open weekends anymore - thank fcuk for cutbacks.

[Hoboh]

A man described as an "al Qaida operative" and a serious threat to national security, and another man labelled as "willing to participate" in his plans, have won a fight against deportation from the UK.

Abid Naseer, 24, and Ahmed Faraz Khan, 26, both Pakistani nationals who were arrested last year in counter-terrorism raids but never charged, were told they had won their appeal against deportation at a hearing of the Special Immigration Appeals Commission (Siac).

Commenting on the Siac ruling, Home Secretary Theresa May said: "Protecting the public is the Government's top priority. We are disappointed that the court has ruled that Abid Naseer and Ahmad Faraz Khan should not be deported to Pakistan, which we were seeking on national security grounds.

"As the court agreed, they are a security risk to the UK. We are now taking all possible measures to ensure they do not engage in terrorist activity."

At the time of the raids, police and the security services said the men were part of a major plot but there was not enough evidence to charge them so they were ordered to be deported.

Mr Justice Mitting, in a written ruling of the tribunal, said: "For the reasons stated, we are satisfied that Naseer was an al Qaida operative who posed and still poses a serious threat to the national security of the UK and that... it is conducive to the public good that he should be deported."

But he added that the tribunal was allowing the appeal because "the issue of safety on return" made it impossible to deport Naseer to Pakistan.

Mr Justice Mitting added that Faraz Khan could "safely be taken to have been willing to participate" in Naseer's plans but that his appeal too was being allowed on the grounds of his safety on return.

One other man, Shoaib Khan, 31, arrested in the raids, who was appealing against deportation proceedings from Pakistan, won his appeal. The judge said the tribunal was satisfied he was not a "knowing party" to Naseer's plans.
Two other men already back in Pakistan, Abdul Wahab Khan, 27, and Tariq Ur Rehman, 38, had their appeals against exclusion rejected.

Feckin' whoopee do!!!

Yes they are a threat but because someone else would "deal" with these clowns we have to keep them at great cost of monitering them!!
Human rights scores again.
I await the defenders of the faith stepping up to tell me I should be greatfull for the Human rights act and pour out sympathy for the victims of other "knobs" who will follow their example.
New government same old crap, you non torys should be delighted by the inaction.

[thebish]

A man described as an "al Qaida operative" and a serious threat to national security, and another man labelled as "willing to participate" in his plans, have won a fight against deportation from the UK.

Abid Naseer, 24, and Ahmed Faraz Khan, 26, both Pakistani nationals who were arrested last year in counter-terrorism raids but never charged, were told they had won their appeal against deportation at a hearing of the Special Immigration Appeals Commission (Siac).

Commenting on the Siac ruling, Home Secretary Theresa May said: "Protecting the public is the Government's top priority. We are disappointed that the court has ruled that Abid Naseer and Ahmad Faraz Khan should not be deported to Pakistan, which we were seeking on national security grounds.

"As the court agreed, they are a security risk to the UK. We are now taking all possible measures to ensure they do not engage in terrorist activity."

At the time of the raids, police and the security services said the men were part of a major plot but there was not enough evidence to charge them so they were ordered to be deported.

Mr Justice Mitting, in a written ruling of the tribunal, said: "For the reasons stated, we are satisfied that Naseer was an al Qaida operative who posed and still poses a serious threat to the national security of the UK and that... it is conducive to the public good that he should be deported."

But he added that the tribunal was allowing the appeal because "the issue of safety on return" made it impossible to deport Naseer to Pakistan.

Mr Justice Mitting added that Faraz Khan could "safely be taken to have been willing to participate" in Naseer's plans but that his appeal too was being allowed on the grounds of his safety on return.

One other man, Shoaib Khan, 31, arrested in the raids, who was appealing against deportation proceedings from Pakistan, won his appeal. The judge said the tribunal was satisfied he was not a "knowing party" to Naseer's plans.
Two other men already back in Pakistan, Abdul Wahab Khan, 27, and Tariq Ur Rehman, 38, had their appeals against exclusion rejected.

Feckin' whoopee do!!!

Yes they are a threat but because someone else would "deal" with these clowns we have to keep them at great cost of monitering them!!
Human rights scores again.
I await the defenders of the faith stepping up to tell me I should be greatfull for the Human rights act and pour out sympathy for the victims of other "knobs" who will follow their example.
New government same old crap, you non torys should be delighted by the inaction.

are you arguing that the government of the day should also act as the court system?? really???

[Hoboh]

A man described as an "al Qaida operative" and a serious threat to national security, and another man labelled as "willing to participate" in his plans, have won a fight against deportation from the UK.

Abid Naseer, 24, and Ahmed Faraz Khan, 26, both Pakistani nationals who were arrested last year in counter-terrorism raids but never charged, were told they had won their appeal against deportation at a hearing of the Special Immigration Appeals Commission (Siac).

Commenting on the Siac ruling, Home Secretary Theresa May said: "Protecting the public is the Government's top priority. We are disappointed that the court has ruled that Abid Naseer and Ahmad Faraz Khan should not be deported to Pakistan, which we were seeking on national security grounds.

"As the court agreed, they are a security risk to the UK. We are now taking all possible measures to ensure they do not engage in terrorist activity."

At the time of the raids, police and the security services said the men were part of a major plot but there was not enough evidence to charge them so they were ordered to be deported.

Mr Justice Mitting, in a written ruling of the tribunal, said: "For the reasons stated, we are satisfied that Naseer was an al Qaida operative who posed and still poses a serious threat to the national security of the UK and that... it is conducive to the public good that he should be deported."

But he added that the tribunal was allowing the appeal because "the issue of safety on return" made it impossible to deport Naseer to Pakistan.

Mr Justice Mitting added that Faraz Khan could "safely be taken to have been willing to participate" in Naseer's plans but that his appeal too was being allowed on the grounds of his safety on return.

One other man, Shoaib Khan, 31, arrested in the raids, who was appealing against deportation proceedings from Pakistan, won his appeal. The judge said the tribunal was satisfied he was not a "knowing party" to Naseer's plans.
Two other men already back in Pakistan, Abdul Wahab Khan, 27, and Tariq Ur Rehman, 38, had their appeals against exclusion rejected.

Feckin' whoopee do!!!

Yes they are a threat but because someone else would "deal" with these clowns we have to keep them at great cost of monitering them!!
Human rights scores again.
I await the defenders of the faith stepping up to tell me I should be greatfull for the Human rights act and pour out sympathy for the victims of other "knobs" who will follow their example.
New government same old crap, you non torys should be delighted by the inaction.

are you arguing that the government of the day should also act as the court system?? really???

Midnight, on a plane, fly over Pakistan, throw them out without a parachute, job done!

[Puskas]

Absolutely with Hobo on this one.

Down with human rights.

I yearn for the day when the government can send death squads to kill or torture whoever they like. That'll shut up the bedwetters and liberals.

[Hoboh]

Absolutely with Hobo on this one.

Down with human rights.

I yearn for the day when the government can send death squads to kill or torture whoever they like. That'll shut up the bedwetters and liberals.

Thats taking an almighty assumption that hobo approves of dictatorships which is NOT true. I do believe that an ELECTED governments first priority is the defence of its citizens and that should they fail to do this or carry out attrosities in our name, then they can be booted out. I think that the courts should keep their noses well out of matters like this, after all we never elected some senile old boy wearing a funny wig did we? What the hell do they know about the security and defence of our nation except what some greedy legal aid barrister tells them and how it contrevenes rulesand laws passed by gravey train riding Euro MP'S who would be lucky if their own mothers knew who they were.
Oh yes I've not forgot some geriatric washy, pipe smoking, slipper clad Liberal from over here helped dream up the charade.

[thebish]

Absolutely with Hobo on this one.

Down with human rights.

I yearn for the day when the government can send death squads to kill or torture whoever they like. That'll shut up the bedwetters and liberals.

Thats taking an almighty assumption that hobo approves of dictatorships which is NOT true. I do believe that an ELECTED governments first priority is the defence of its citizens and that should they fail to do this or carry out attrosities in our name, then they can be booted out. I think that the courts should keep their noses well out of matters like this, after all we never elected some senile old boy wearing a funny wig did we? What the hell do they know about the security and defence of our nation except what some greedy legal aid barrister tells them and how it contrevenes rulesand laws passed by gravey train riding Euro MP'S who would be lucky if their own mothers knew who they were.
Oh yes I've not forgot some geriatric washy, pipe smoking, slipper clad Liberal from over here helped dream up the charade.

come off it hoboh - you just want to see harriet in a big powdered wig sentencing you to 40 lashes...