Today I'm angry about.....

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Tue May 18, 2010 6:29 pm

thebish wrote:
Hobinho wrote:
Puskas wrote:Absolutely with Hobo on this one.

Down with human rights.

I yearn for the day when the government can send death squads to kill or torture whoever they like. That'll shut up the bedwetters and liberals.
Thats taking an almighty assumption that hobo approves of dictatorships which is NOT true. I do believe that an ELECTED governments first priority is the defence of its citizens and that should they fail to do this or carry out attrosities in our name, then they can be booted out. I think that the courts should keep their noses well out of matters like this, after all we never elected some senile old boy wearing a funny wig did we? What the hell do they know about the security and defence of our nation except what some greedy legal aid barrister tells them and how it contrevenes rulesand laws passed by gravey train riding Euro MP'S who would be lucky if their own mothers knew who they were.
Oh yes I've not forgot some geriatric washy, pipe smoking, slipper clad Liberal from over here helped dream up the charade.
come off it hoboh - you just want to see harriet in a big powdered wig sentencing you to 40 lashes...

She'd be first for a neck stretch improvement!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue May 18, 2010 7:32 pm

Man boobs. Who the fxxk dreamed that one up?( probably the same ones who prat on about exploring your feminine side). So your once muscular chest slips a bit (and it will) and now men are having surgery on "embarassing bodies". What a load of bollox.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Tue May 18, 2010 7:36 pm

mixer taps that are not really mixer taps at all - but rather taps that emit a stream of boiling water alongside a stream of cold water so that when you put your hand under it - it still scalds the skin off your hand.......

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Tue May 18, 2010 9:58 pm

thebish wrote:mixer taps that are not really mixer taps at all - but rather taps that emit a stream of boiling water alongside a stream of cold water so that when you put your hand under it - it still scalds the skin off your hand.......

Or coversely, when you want to wash your hands in warm water...but have two taps....freezing or boiling....and no plug!!

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Wed May 19, 2010 11:32 am

Exam timetables and how uni have crammed all of my 8 hours worth of exams into a 27 hour window. That was really bloody nice of them.

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Wed May 19, 2010 1:53 pm

Thats barely a working day jimbo. Better get used to it unless you're going to be one of them academic types

P.O.S. · Post by **P.O.S.** » Wed May 19, 2010 1:56 pm

Laptop is broken and i can only occasionally get online at work - not getting a daily fix of TW goings on is making me angry! (As is being sent out the wrong charger to replace the broken one for my laptop so I STILL cant get online at home!!)

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Wed May 19, 2010 2:13 pm

P.O.S. wrote:Laptop is broken and i can only occasionally get online at work - not getting a daily fix of TW goings on is making me angry! (As is being sent out the wrong charger to replace the broken one for my laptop so I STILL cant get online at home!!)

summary...

we haven't signed veloso
we haven't signed dindane
megson has gone
David Villa was seen in the Reebok car park
CAPS threw a rock at a cat
puskas lowered the tone
DSB spoke some sense
hoboh drooled over harriet
fabregas wants to join Wilshire at the reebok
Pru got cross about lots of stuff
mummy argued with william about who the nicest tory is

P.O.S. · Post by **P.O.S.** » Wed May 19, 2010 3:27 pm

thebish wrote:
P.O.S. wrote:Laptop is broken and i can only occasionally get online at work - not getting a daily fix of TW goings on is making me angry! (As is being sent out the wrong charger to replace the broken one for my laptop so I STILL cant get online at home!!)
summary...

we haven't signed veloso
we haven't signed dindane
megson has gone
David Villa was seen in the Reebok car park
CAPS threw a rock at a cat
puskas lowered the tone
DSB spoke some sense
hoboh drooled over harriet
fabregas wants to join Wilshire at the reebok
Pru got cross about lots of stuff
mummy argued with william about who the nicest tory is

See, I've missed loads! Im re-doubling my efforts to find a charger

Any update on the Ferrie Bodde situation?...

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Wed May 19, 2010 4:11 pm

I heard Van Persie was injured

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Wed May 19, 2010 4:23 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Thats barely a working day jimbo. Better get used to it unless you're going to be one of them academic types

Ha I know. Just would have been nice for a bit of separation between them so I could organise my revising a bit better!

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Wed May 19, 2010 9:07 pm

jimbo wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Thats barely a working day jimbo. Better get used to it unless you're going to be one of them academic types
Ha I know. Just would have been nice for a bit of separation between them so I could organise my revising a bit better!

You'll be reet i'm sure. Good luck with them

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Wed May 19, 2010 9:46 pm

Tall people..... Looking over my shoulder at the cash machine..

Cash machines for being shite..

Shite for getting all over my shoe this morning.

My shoes, for having a slight heel and wedging said shite in, where it can't be scraped off on a curb

Funkin hate Wednesdays.... Bloody nothing days

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Wed May 19, 2010 9:52 pm

A cash machine shat on your shoe? Mine usually only tell me I'm skint, but to rub it in like that is just mean.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Wed May 19, 2010 9:55 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:A cash machine shat on your shoe? Mine usually only tell me I'm skint, but to rub it in like that is just mean.

Before the recession I used to wipe my arse with cash... The Queen's mug's getting her own back now..

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Wed May 19, 2010 9:58 pm

boltonboris wrote:
KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:A cash machine shat on your shoe? Mine usually only tell me I'm skint, but to rub it in like that is just mean.
Before the recession I used to wipe my arse with cash... The Queen's mug's getting her own back now..

Were you really careful regarding the metal ribbon running through the note?

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Wed May 19, 2010 10:00 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:A cash machine shat on your shoe? Mine usually only tell me I'm skint, but to rub it in like that is just mean.
Before the recession I used to wipe my arse with cash... The Queen's mug's getting her own back now..
Were you really careful regarding the metal ribbon running through the note?

T'was the highlight

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed May 19, 2010 10:54 pm

Shared fences, and neighbours who think they'll just leave their side and not bother protecting it till it falls to bits. Then you see the look of horror when you suggest they go halves on a new one, so you end up buying it for the same thing to happen again in a couple of years. Maybe I'm expected o go round each year and paint their side too? Xxxxers.

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Thu May 20, 2010 2:03 am

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/others ... bbish.html

as · Post by as » Thu May 20, 2010 8:15 am

Th'olympic mascots are a pair of big eyes, in this CCTV obsessed country I coudn't think of anything more fitting.

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