Today I'm angry about.....

as · Post by as » Tue May 25, 2010 12:44 pm

'Can I help you?'

No, you f**king can't, if I wanted your help I'd have asked for it.

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Tue May 25, 2010 12:46 pm

as wrote:'Can I help you?'

No, you f**king can't, if I wanted your help I'd have asked for it.

Plain simple no will surfice, no need to be abusive!!

then kick his balls in outside later

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Tue May 25, 2010 12:47 pm

as wrote:'Can I help you?'

No, you f**king can't, if I wanted your help I'd have asked for it.

or worse.... "help you?"

BWFC_Insane · Post by **BWFC_Insane** » Tue May 25, 2010 12:48 pm

as wrote:'Can I help you?'

No, you f**king can't, if I wanted your help I'd have asked for it.

Aye this.

Especially in sports shops (not that I frequent them often) but you know when you need a pair of trainers...

"Can I help you"?

With what? looking at the array of overpriced branded trainers you are displaying? What sort of person needs help examining trainers.

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Tue May 25, 2010 12:51 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
as wrote:'Can I help you?'

No, you f**king can't, if I wanted your help I'd have asked for it.
Aye this.

Especially in sports shops (not that I frequent them often) but you know when you need a pair of trainers...

"Can I help you"?

With what? looking at the array of overpriced branded trainers you are displaying? What sort of person needs help examining trainers.

Simples get them at ASDA when reduced, always buy 2 pairs then when they look tat, lob um and put t'others on.
(Usually £5-7.50 a go)

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Tue May 25, 2010 1:00 pm

That's another one we had to do. All customers should be greeted within 20 seconds of entering the store! I never used to do it. If someone looked lost, obviously I'd go and ask them, but I felt like a right knob going up to somebody who clearly knew what they were looking for and asking if I could help them. I'd forgotten how much I hated that job!

Puskas · Post by **Puskas** » Tue May 25, 2010 1:00 pm

as wrote:'Can I help you?'

No, you f**king can't, if I wanted your help I'd have asked for it.

Try:

"No - no one can help me." Before launching into a depressed monologue about how your wife has left you, you've lost your job and so on.

BWFC_Insane · Post by **BWFC_Insane** » Tue May 25, 2010 1:05 pm

Hobinho wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:
as wrote:'Can I help you?'

No, you f**king can't, if I wanted your help I'd have asked for it.
Aye this.

Especially in sports shops (not that I frequent them often) but you know when you need a pair of trainers...

"Can I help you"?

With what? looking at the array of overpriced branded trainers you are displaying? What sort of person needs help examining trainers.
Simples get them at ASDA when reduced, always buy 2 pairs then when they look tat, lob um and put t'others on.
(Usually £5-7.50 a go)

I have standards.

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Tue May 25, 2010 1:07 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
Hobinho wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:
as wrote:'Can I help you?'

No, you f**king can't, if I wanted your help I'd have asked for it.
Aye this.

Especially in sports shops (not that I frequent them often) but you know when you need a pair of trainers...

"Can I help you"?

With what? looking at the array of overpriced branded trainers you are displaying? What sort of person needs help examining trainers.
Simples get them at ASDA when reduced, always buy 2 pairs then when they look tat, lob um and put t'others on.
(Usually £5-7.50 a go)
I have standards.

If you're going to ASDA, might as well get them off the market! Bet Hoboh was devastated Tommy Balls went bust!

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Tue May 25, 2010 1:33 pm

Puskas wrote:
as wrote:'Can I help you?'

No, you f**king can't, if I wanted your help I'd have asked for it.
Try:

"No - no one can help me." Before launching into a depressed monologue about how your wife has left you, you've lost your job and so on.

vgood.

followed by "... & I have no friends now as she's kept them all. .................. would YOU like to be my friend ??"

that should get you dealt with rapidly.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Tue May 25, 2010 1:34 pm

Prufrock wrote: If you're going to ASDA, might as well get them off the market! Bet Hoboh was devastated Tommy Balls went bust!

has it

ALL my shoes used to come from Tommy Balls.... disaster!

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Tue May 25, 2010 1:36 pm

Puskas wrote:
as wrote:'Can I help you?'

No, you f**king can't, if I wanted your help I'd have asked for it.
Try:

"No - no one can help me." Before launching into a depressed monologue about how your wife has left you, you've lost your job and so on.

that's very effective,

along with the "do you know the Lord Jesus Christ as personal saviour?" counter-question....

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Tue May 25, 2010 1:36 pm

I think so. It wasn't where I remember it being when I was a kid anyway!

Puskas · Post by **Puskas** » Tue May 25, 2010 1:40 pm

thebish wrote:
Prufrock wrote: If you're going to ASDA, might as well get them off the market! Bet Hoboh was devastated Tommy Balls went bust!
has it

ALL my shoes used to come from Tommy Balls.... disaster!

Were you mercilessly mocked at school, when wearing your new shoes? As, during assembly, some kid would inevitably look at the back of them and notice the holes where the hook they had been hung on went, indicating they were "TBs"?

No? Oh well. I'll deal with it alone.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Tue May 25, 2010 1:41 pm

Puskas wrote:
thebish wrote:
Prufrock wrote: If you're going to ASDA, might as well get them off the market! Bet Hoboh was devastated Tommy Balls went bust!
has it

ALL my shoes used to come from Tommy Balls.... disaster!
Were you mercilessly mocked at school, when wearing your new shoes? As, during assembly, some kid would inevitably look at the back of them and notice the holes where the hook they had been hung on went, indicating they were "TBs"?

No? Oh well. I'll deal with it alone.

errr.. yes - inevitably!

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue May 25, 2010 1:44 pm

thebish wrote:
Prufrock wrote: If you're going to ASDA, might as well get them off the market! Bet Hoboh was devastated Tommy Balls went bust!
has it

ALL my shoes used to come from Tommy Balls.... disaster!

Ah, that's why you walk like you've left the string in the back?

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Tue May 25, 2010 1:47 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
thebish wrote:
Prufrock wrote: If you're going to ASDA, might as well get them off the market! Bet Hoboh was devastated Tommy Balls went bust!
has it

ALL my shoes used to come from Tommy Balls.... disaster!
Ah, that's why you walk like you've left the string in the back?

little shuffley steps - us TommyBallBoys are easy to spot!

as · Post by as » Tue May 25, 2010 2:01 pm

Puskas wrote:
as wrote:'Can I help you?'

No, you f**king can't, if I wanted your help I'd have asked for it.
Try:

"No - no one can help me." Before launching into a depressed monologue about how your wife has left you, you've lost your job and so on.

I'll be shopping for my hols next week - think I'll use that one!

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Tue May 25, 2010 2:01 pm

Small Print.

Not "the small print" but physically small print. I would say "my eyesight" but I'm not accepting falibility today, so I need something else to blame.

I looked on the BBC News site on my Blackberry last week as I cruised London's docklands and noticed a subject which I decided not to follow up. Though there was a mild interest it barely warranted the very slow loading time I was getting. It was about a theft if Paris. I assumed that someone had broken into a chateau and nicked some fireplaces.

Only the next day did I realise that it had said a thief had stolen 5 MASTERPIECES, not MANTLEPIECES !!

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Tue May 25, 2010 2:05 pm

bobo the clown wrote: I looked on the BBC News site on my Blackberry last week as I cruised London's docklands

shouldn't this be on the gay footballers thread?

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