Today I'm angry about.....

[Worthy4England]

Birthdays.

They keep coming round too quickly.

Aye, and Fathers days just to remind you further you're a year older. If it's your Worthy, many happy returns anyway.

I'm commiserating no longer being able to cling to the fact that I'm nearer 40 than 50.

If it's any consolation (it won't be, I know), I've got a son older, and a daughter your age. Cheer up junior.

It was a consolation, until you posted on the Transfer Rumour thread that Martin Petrov was "getting on a bit" at the age of 31. Now I think you're just saying it to make me feel better...

[TANGODANCER]

Birthdays.

They keep coming round too quickly.

Aye, and Fathers days just to remind you further you're a year older. If it's your Worthy, many happy returns anyway.

I'm commiserating no longer being able to cling to the fact that I'm nearer 40 than 50.

If it's any consolation (it won't be, I know), I've got a son older, and a daughter your age. Cheer up junior.

It was a consolation, until you posted on the Transfer Rumour thread that Martin Petrov was "getting on a bit" at the age of 31. Now I think you're just saying it to make me feel better...

Ballroom dancing is the answer, get on it.

[Bruce Rioja]

Well I'm still stunned as to how we charge for water. Surely compulsory metering is the only fair way of charging, and furthermore it'd certainly have people wind their necks in when it comes to wasting it.

[2399]

Today I got from ebay the Royal Rumble Anthology : 1988 - 2007, It's Region 1 but it still works in the playstation
What I'm angry about is the fact as soon as you open it there is the winners all displayed , and that I looked

[boltonboris]

Today I got from ebay the Royal Rumble Anthology : 1988 - 2007, It's Region 1 but it still works in the playstation
What I'm angry about is the fact as soon as you open it there is the winners all displayed , and that I looked

And that you bought it?

[2399]

it was cheap.

Retails for over $300

[Il Pirate]

Feckin tw*ts in pubs with big plastic trumpets and St George tabards.Went to watch Eng v Slov in the pub in Pompey.........nuf said realy, but I asked one guy why he was wearing a tabard; "for St George and England!" When I said St George was a muslim born in the Lebanon and had never set foot in England his manner changed from total confusion to downright violent. Inbred Pricks............

[General Mannerheim]

Feckin tw*ts in pubs with big plastic trumpets and St George tabards.Went to watch Eng v Slov in the pub in Pompey.........nuf said realy, but I asked one guy why he was wearing a tabard; "for St George and England!" When I said St George was a muslim born in the Lebanon and had never set foot in England his manner changed from total confusion to downright violent. Inbred Pricks............

goes with the territory, England games attract morons. i watched it in Bristol, some of the shite spouted by blokes in there was astounding! probably never been to a live game in their lives!

However, spouting that shit about St George in a pub full of pissed up England fans is asking for a smack in the mouth isnt it really?

he might have been a muslim born in the Lebanon that never set foot in England, but he is still the patron saint of England and his flag is our national flag whether we like it or not. so you cant really have a go at someone wearing a tabard at an England match - even though he is an idiot, and probably has the free Sun flag hanging out of his bedroom window too.

[TANGODANCER]

- even though he is an idiot, and probably has the free Sun flag hanging out of his bedroom window too.

You got one then General!

For what it's worth, there's an England flag flying on the front of my garage/shed, and it'll stay there till we're knocked out or win.

[Il Pirate]

For what it's worth, there's an England flag flying on the front of my garage/shed, and it'll stay there till we're knocked out or win

I've nothing against the flag at all. Proud of the flag, proud to be English. It's just that the majority of these jingoistic B'stards blowing the bloody trumpets, shouting racist sh*te 'cos they misguidedly think it's patriotic to do so, get right on T*ts

[boltonboris]

For what it's worth, there's an England flag flying on the front of my garage/shed, and it'll stay there till we're knocked out or win

I've nothing against the flag at all. Proud of the flag, proud to be English. It's just that the majority of these jingoistic B'stards blowing the bloody trumpets, shouting racist sh*te 'cos they misguidedly think it's patriotic to do so, get right on T*ts

Here, here. Now once we beat those warmongering bast*rds, we'll be onto Thatchers bitches from South America. Then those third world, pickpockets from Just north of Thatchers bitches

I'm English, me!

[Puskas]

...the growth of advertising puff press releases masquarading as "scientific" yet doing nothing more than promoting a company and feeding off/fueling (it's a symbiotic process...) the public's inate irrationality.

Every year we get the feature on "worst day to go to work" in January or February. Can't remember. Funded by, of course, a holiday company who want you to take a winter break...

Today I saw an insurance company giving out a list of the "unluckiest houses". Obviously, not all house numbers will have exactly the same number of burglaries, fires, floods, etc - if you make a list, some will be more than others. So what does this do, apart from give free advertising to the insurance company involved? Why do the press report it? And some muppets will believe it significant, once again fueling the fires of irrationality.

They're all c*nts. Everyone in the world. Everywhere. Ever.

[Worthy4England]

...the growth of advertising puff press releases masquarading as "scientific" yet doing nothing more than promoting a company and feeding off/fueling (it's a symbiotic process...) the public's inate irrationality.

Every year we get the feature on "worst day to go to work" in January or February. Can't remember. Funded by, of course, a holiday company who want you to take a winter break...

Today I saw an insurance company giving out a list of the "unluckiest houses". Obviously, not all house numbers will have exactly the same number of burglaries, fires, floods, etc - if you make a list, some will be more than others. So what does this do, apart from give free advertising to the insurance company involved? Why do the press report it? And some muppets will believe it significant, once again fueling the fires of irrationality.

They're all c*nts. Everyone in the world. Everywhere. Ever.

I'm concered about the number of people getting angry on angry threads on forums.

My research has shown that they tend to have Hungarian sounding names and that on average bust a blood vessel with indignation before reaching 45.

I am pleased to announce that after spotting this worrying trend, I now offer a medical insurance policy that would pay for Private Medical care, should this unfortunate event befall you.

[thebish]

1. People who feel they have to swing out right without warning before executing a left turn - thereby nearly knocking me off my bike as I overtake. "Feck off old woman - you're driving a Nissan Micra not an oil tanker - and the turning you are heading for is as wide as a fecking airfield!"

2. ants - if you don't want to be disturbed - then don't build your fecking nest under the giant paddling pool and then get cross when I kneel down there to repair a fecking puncture and bite my ankles causing them to swell up like barrage balloons like they always do when you bastard ants bite them.

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

2. ants - if you don't want to be disturbed - then don't build your fecking nest under the giant paddling pool and then get cross when I kneel down there to repair a fecking puncture and bite my ankles causing them to swell up like barrage balloons like they always do when you bastard ants bite them.

First thing tomorrow morning, or at around 10 tonight, dig the nest out and boil the bastards. The whole of the nest full of ants will be down there during the cooler weather, you kill the eggs and the things laying the eggs. Powder doesn't kill the eggs, and people often pour boiling water during the day, when the ants are partying anyway.

[TANGODANCER]

[bobo the clown]

First thing tomorrow morning, or at around 10 tonight, dig the nest out and boil the bastards. The whole of the nest full of ants will be down there during the cooler weather, you kill the eggs and the things laying the eggs. Powder doesn't kill the eggs, and people often pour boiling water during the day, when the ants are partying anyway.

Feck it ... get the ESSO Blue down there & burn the bastards.

They'll make a cartoon film out of the story of the one survivor one day & you'll be immortalised as the British baddie.

[Lord Kangana]

Aye, as Bobo says, get something flamamable down there. I found the entrance to one once, emptied an entire can of insect spray down it and then lit a match. The whoop sound was something to behold. No problems to report after that one.

[thebish]

Aye, as Bobo says, get something flamamable down there. I found the entrance to one once, emptied an entire can of insect spray down it and then lit a match. The whoop sound was something to behold. No problems to report after that one.

that would melt the pool tho!

[Gary the Enfield]

Aye, as Bobo says, get something flamamable down there. I found the entrance to one once, emptied an entire can of insect spray down it and then lit a match. The whoop sound was something to behold. No problems to report after that one.

that would melt the pool tho!

Simply fill the pool with water. When the flames melt the pool base, the resultant cascade will simultaneously quench the subterranean conflagration and drown any of the little bastards that happen to have escaped.