Moat Manhunt

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:39 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote: But whatever you call your evening meal, it doesn't seem a particularly precise way for a policeman to make reference to a time...

The police are now saying they've got him surrounded and they hope to have the situation resolved before beddy-byes.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:45 pm

Little Green Man wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote: But whatever you call your evening meal, it doesn't seem a particularly precise way for a policeman to make reference to a time...
The police are now saying they've got him surrounded and they hope to have the situation resolved before beddy-byes.

Get the sharpshooters to blast his hand off, before he gets the chance to take the easy way out...

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:52 pm

boltonboris wrote:
Get the sharpshooters to blast his hand off, before he gets the chance to take the easy way out...

Wow, that's very Buffalo Bill, BB.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:42 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Way back in the mists of time breakfast, dinner, tea and supper were always the terms manual workers used
Manual workers, you say! Exclusively? So what would go on at family mealtimes if a family boasted both manual and non-manual workers? Blimey that must've been chaotic!
You might note I said "terms"manual workers used" and never mentioned anything whatsoever about "exclusively" or non-manual workers. Since you mention it though, I don't remember anyone else using differnt descriptions be they blue or white collar workers. Breakfast, dinner, tea and supper it was.

I see. So, if you have a late and hearty breakfast that sees you through to your evening meal then I take it that you'll call that your 'Brinner', no? And of course, if taken around the Festive period it'll be called a Yule Brinner.

jmjhb · Post by **jmjhb** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:32 pm

Don't fear, Gazza is here!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:44 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Way back in the mists of time breakfast, dinner, tea and supper were always the terms manual workers used
Manual workers, you say! Exclusively? So what would go on at family mealtimes if a family boasted both manual and non-manual workers? Blimey that must've been chaotic!
You might note I said "terms"manual workers used" and never mentioned anything whatsoever about "exclusively" or non-manual workers. Since you mention it though, I don't remember anyone else using differnt descriptions be they blue or white collar workers. Breakfast, dinner, tea and supper it was.
I see. So, if you have a late and hearty breakfast that sees you through to your evening meal then I take it that you'll call that your 'Brinner', no? And of course, if taken around the Festive period it'll be called a Yule Brinner.

Or I might have Breakfast, teabreak, Dinner, teabreak, tea, teabreak , Supper, and call it The Magnificent Seven.

Tombwfc · Post by **Tombwfc** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:09 am

This is gonna make one fecked up film.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:11 am

jmjhb wrote:Don't fear, Gazza is here!

I've just heard about this. Anyone got a linky?

jmjhb · Post by **jmjhb** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:15 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOWVVoC6 ... r_embedded

Tombwfc · Post by **Tombwfc** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:39 am

"Obviously he's killed someone, which is not nice really."

Apparently he turned up with a can of lager, some chicken and a mobile phone all for Moat.

How this has gone from being a tragic murder to bizarre comedy in a week is quite something.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:55 am

Full Gazza appearance on Real Radio:

http://www.onlybees.com/b/wp-content/up ... /gazza.mp3

fecking brilliant stuff.

Tombwfc · Post by **Tombwfc** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:51 am

Well he's been shot, but is alive for now. Well done the police I suppose in the end.

I'm sure when I wake up tommorow I'll wonder if this has all been a dream. Gazza won't have a fecking clue what happened.

The Mirror wrote:Reacting with shock to the news Gascoigne was in Rothbury, his agent Kenny Shepherd said: "He's doing what? I am sitting having an evening meal in Majorca. I'm speechless.''

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:08 am

thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Way back in the mists of time breakfast, dinner, tea and supper were always the terms manual workers used
Manual workers, you say! Exclusively? So what would go on at family mealtimes if a family boasted both manual and non-manual workers? Blimey that must've been chaotic!
what did manual workers call the box they had their dinner in?

It was a butty box surely? Can be used any time day or night.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:14 am

Tombwfc wrote:Well he's been shot, but is alive for now. Well done the police I suppose in the end.

I'm sure when I wake up tommorow I'll wonder if this has all been a dream. Gazza won't have a fecking clue what happened.

The Mirror wrote:Reacting with shock to the news Gascoigne was in Rothbury, his agent Kenny Shepherd said: "He's doing what? I am sitting having an evening meal in Majorca. I'm speechless.''

Least he's saved us some tax.

The Gazza bit is priceless. Top hostage negotiator - "Moaty it's Gazza" - that'll sort it!

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:07 am

And here they come the bleeding liberal hearts and anti Police club!!!

#3
10 July 2010 04:46:55
so the police jumped on this poor soul,and that was the cause of moat pulling the trigger and killing himself,so much for the british police profesional training in dealing in such matters,they are guilty of inpatience,and of cause his so called girl friend,what a ruddy waste of life,i myself know of men,good men,have lost everything because of certain women do a double timeing on their husbands,

10 July 2010 05:32:01
such a shame it ended like this, why did the police 'jump' him? why not wait until he was ready? if he was as dangerous as police were saying he would have taken a lot more people out first. at one time what he done would have been called a crime of passion not made him 'Britains most wanted' Typical police panic

10 July 2010 06:23:21
I'd of expected he would of ended up dead.

I agree with what gentelman has just said.

"a single shot was heard, no officers opened fire" That's what was said, however I'm inclined to not believe that. We will never know exactly what happened, but for one, someone with a shotgun who would of inevitably shot himself in the neck/head with a shotgun would of taken is head off or it been blown to pieces. So would of been dead instantly yet they was keen to get him to the hospital, why? I heard the shouting and gunshot, sounded more than one shot too me.

I dont trust the police, they cover up to much and have often lied through their teeth to get themselves out of the **** and theres nothing that can be done.

Shows what a sad state of affairs it is when it was also a member of the public who informed the police of where moet was. They are the most USELESS force in the world, clearly..7days of choppers countless officers and patrols and the useless bastards couldn't find him.

I must say by the way they probably got bored and wanted to get home to have food, pounced on the bloke and shot him themselves.

Now do you wonder about planet hobo justice?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:22 am

One can only imagine the feeling of utter exasperation on the part of the Commanding Officer, when, overseeing one of the most delicate and dangerous stand-offs in living memory, which in turn is being played out in front of the full glare of the media, sees a pissed-up Gazza waddle upto the line - bag of bits in one hand - fishing rod in the other, reckoning that he's the man for the job. Apparently a simple "Moaty, it's Gazza" and a half hours trout fishing could've saved everyone all this bother.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:34 am

Why did Gazza bother? Everybody knows England players are crap at shoot-outs!

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:35 am

went to bed last night and missus had r5 on - the whole thing being played out as r5 swings into full forensic rubbernecker mode - inviting calls from bystanders and people in their gardens with bioculars - playing out the whole things as if it is an episode of big brother.....

just makes me uneasy...

Puskas · Post by **Puskas** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:52 am

thebish wrote:went to bed last night and missus had r5 on - the whole thing being played out as r5 swings into full forensic rubbernecker mode - inviting calls from bystanders and people in their gardens with bioculars - playing out the whole things as if it is an episode of big brother.....

just makes me uneasy...

Of course they're going to be broadcasting the whole thing - the writers are hardly going to go to all that effort of creating the scenario then not tell anyone, are they?
Or are you one of these naive types that believes it?

These people you see on tv - Raoul Moat, Dr Who, Captain Kirk, David Cameron - they're not real, you know. They're actors, trying to entertain us. That's all.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:22 pm

boltonboris wrote:Why did Gazza bother? Everybody knows England players are crap at shoot-outs!

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