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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:10 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:Fooking "go compare" adverts.

If I hear it one more time I'm going to personally track down the asshole in them and remove his tongue from his head with a pair of blunt sheers!
I believe he lives in Newcastle.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:16 pm

clapton is god wrote:I was walking up Chorley Old Road today for the first time in years and was stood outside the.... Butchers Arms?

What's that all about? This pub is called The Victory! If you look higher up the old name is actually carved in sandstone just below the roof line. Why change an historic pub name? Its the Victory, always was and always will be.
Blame rock and roll mate. :wink:

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Post by thebish » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:22 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:Fooking "go compare" adverts.

If I hear it one more time I'm going to personally track down the asshole in them and remove his tongue from his head with a pair of blunt sheers!

whiled we're on adverts... fecking supermarket adverts that don't quite rhyme...

More reasons to shop at Morrisons.... NO!!!

the Co-op - "good with food" NO!!!

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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:28 pm

thebish wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:Fooking "go compare" adverts.

If I hear it one more time I'm going to personally track down the asshole in them and remove his tongue from his head with a pair of blunt sheers!

whiled we're on adverts... fecking supermarket adverts that don't quite rhyme...

More reasons to shop at Morrisons.... NO!!!

the Co-op - "good with food" NO!!!
Very much worse, seeing professional sportmen on TV advising you to shop there in their best imitations of "posh" voices. Shearer, Hansen and Darren Gough spring to mind.
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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:30 pm

thebish wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:Fooking "go compare" adverts.

If I hear it one more time I'm going to personally track down the asshole in them and remove his tongue from his head with a pair of blunt sheers!

whiled we're on adverts... fecking supermarket adverts that don't quite rhyme...

More reasons to shop at Morrisons.... NO!!!

the Co-op - "good with food" NO!!!
Even worse is that accent that goes with it to make it sound like gud with fud.

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Post by thebish » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:59 pm

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thebish wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:Fooking "go compare" adverts.

If I hear it one more time I'm going to personally track down the asshole in them and remove his tongue from his head with a pair of blunt sheers!

whiled we're on adverts... fecking supermarket adverts that don't quite rhyme...

More reasons to shop at Morrisons.... NO!!!

the Co-op - "good with food" NO!!!
Even worse is that accent that goes with it to make it sound like gud with fud.
indeed - it increases the annoying factor by four Gigs on the Piers Morgan scale

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Post by Puskas » Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:21 pm

How many people go to Piers Morgan gigs?

And if you've been to one, why on earth would you go back to another three?

Serves you right.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:24 pm

Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?

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Post by thebish » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:28 pm


which bit annoys you Tango?

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Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:29 pm

I'll tell you right now that most of those stories are made up ITKfactwithcherryontop.
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Post by Puskas » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:33 pm

I think it's a disgrace that families are put into homes that could otherwise be left standing empty.

Aren't the streets good enough for these people?
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:33 pm

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:36 pm

thebish wrote:
which bit annoys you Tango?
Just maybe the fact that he considers it his "right" to be housed in this style. Which bit did you imagine?
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Post by Prufrock » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:38 pm

I still love the fact that people will believe anything at all written in the Sun. You're reading stuff you actually expect to have happened which has the word 'loony' in it. F*ck me.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:43 pm

You're all right. Just carry on paying you taxes and believe nothing like this ever happens.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:45 pm

I know someone who was employed to investigate these claims a while ago. 99% are pure bullshit Tango. Really, don't lose any sleep, let your bloodpressure drop a bit. The real people who are screwing us over would never appear in the Sun. They have good lawyers.
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Post by Puskas » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:48 pm

Tango's right - things like this do happen.

I know of a German family who live in a huge taxpayer funded house just off Pall Mall.

These bastards believe it's their right, and expect us to keep paying for them and their ridiculous, exorbitant lifestyle.

The Sun should do a feature on those scroungers.
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Post by thebish » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:16 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
thebish wrote:
which bit annoys you Tango?
Just maybe the fact that he considers it his "right" to be housed in this style. Which bit did you imagine?

I don't know which bit gets you annoyed - that's why I asked. And - if it is the "style" of housing that annoys you - I'm not sure I understand - do you mean the value of the house? It is not his house - it belongs to a private landlord - it has not been bought for him. other than the alleged market value of the house - I can't see anything about style (unless you are swayed by the random insertion of words like "plush" in the narrative.)

I am genuinely interested in what it is that annoys you about this story.

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Post by Prufrock » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:25 pm

Puskas wrote:Tango's right - things like this do happen.

I know of a German family who live in a huge taxpayer funded house just off Pall Mall.

These bastards believe it's their right, and expect us to keep paying for them and their ridiculous, exorbitant lifestyle.

The Sun should do a feature on those scroungers.
And I heard their eldest son married a horse! Sick bastards. The father of the household had some dodgy dealings in the late 90's, the two grandsons, well, they're out of control, flying army helicopters to parties, AT OUR EXPENSE! But, worst of all, the mother of the familly, well, she's a criminal mastermind, queen of disguises (so much so they actually call her 'the Queen') and despite being on the run for over fifty years as britain's most wanted, so much so that her mugshot is on every coin and every stamp, she still evades capture with elaborate disguises made up of crowns and robes. THey even get a carriage on the tax payer. Broken Britain. Loony System. Human Safety Correctness gone mad.
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:27 pm

Puskas wrote:Tango's right - things like this do happen.

I know of a German family who live in a huge taxpayer funded house just off Pall Mall.

These bastards believe it's their right, and expect us to keep paying for them and their ridiculous, exorbitant lifestyle.

The Sun should do a feature on those scroungers.
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