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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:50 pm

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... and then I took hold of Nick's head .... like this .... as he thanked me for offering him such a great position.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:21 am

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Post by General Mannerheim » Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:49 am

"HADOUKEN"
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:09 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Image

... and then I took hold of Nick's head .... like this .... as he thanked me for offering him such a great position.
:D Winner Over to you BTC
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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Aug 08, 2010 3:28 am

Thanks. HG.

Back to the days of black & white photography for this one ...

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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:25 pm

Doesn't seem too popular. I'll give it a couple of days or I'll put another up ...
bobo the clown wrote:Thanks. HG.

Back to the days of black & white photography for this one ...

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:58 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Thanks. HG.

Back to the days of black & white photography for this one ...

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Vinnie couldn't be bothered to wait for the ITV documentary "Gazza's tears".....
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Post by thebish » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:02 pm

Back to the days of black & white photography for this one ...

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Gazza had known Raoul Moat since their early playing days...
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Post by General Mannerheim » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:16 pm

thats when gazza lost his marbles!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:21 pm

"Me and Mrs Jones, we got this thing going aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhh"

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Post by bobo the clown » Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:42 pm

thebish wrote:Back to the days of black & white photography for this one ...

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Gazza had known Raoul Moat since their early playing days...
Very Good Bish ... your turn ... let's get to 200 pages of this.
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Post by Randy Watson » Tue Aug 17, 2010 5:51 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Thanks. HG.

Back to the days of black & white photography for this one ...

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Vinnie couldn't be bothered to wait for the ITV documentary "Gazza's tears".....
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Post by thebish » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:18 pm

Many thanks Bobo!

sorry for the delay - have at this one....

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Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:32 pm

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:34 pm

thebish wrote:Many thanks Bobo!

sorry for the delay - have at this one....

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Blue Dragon demonstrated his 'light as air technique with boot and ball'
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Post by Lennon'sEleven » Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:32 pm

thebish wrote:Many thanks Bobo!

sorry for the delay - have at this one....

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Very few people in the world have arm pits that are precisely the opposite magnetic charge to tiny replica West Ham players.

But Chung Yong Lee does.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:36 pm

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After a trial run, Chung Yong dimisses Vaz Te's claim that it's the pitch that's at fault.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:08 pm

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Film...... two words....... three syllables..... second word rhymes with barber....
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Post by jaffka » Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:45 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:Croc reeled back in horror as he neared the small human. ''What the f*ck is that smell?'' quoth he.
Apart from the gratuitous use of the word 'quoth', this is the winner for me !

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Jaffka, I got it from the izit.org (it's a charity ???) site. There are pages & pages of funnies. It's on around page 8 at the moment.

If you hit this one it gives you it & you can investigate a little further ....
http://izit.org/sites/default/files/ima ... d_8377.gif

It's called 'wiggle stereoscopy' and this explains 'how it's done' .... http://sunpig.com/martin/archives/2005/ ... roach.html

I suspect the monster was photoshopped !!
Just watched a film called Shorts on Sky and realised that the picture is from this movie!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1100119/

As childrens films go, it was quite enjoyable. :D
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