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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:53 pm

Okay, my turn. This is what we run out to at Bolton, altogether lads, 633 Squadron...Da da da da da da da daaaah.....


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Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:34 pm

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Post by truewhite15 » Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:36 pm

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Cheer up Wayne!! Altogether now...Always look on the briiiight side o'life!! *whistles*
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:26 pm

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Wayne's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy.
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Post by Prufrock » Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:00 pm

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Stevie G was being overly optimistic after the England players were asked how much trouble Wayne would be in with Colleen when he got home.
Some good ones, but, despite confusing Stevie G with Michael Carrick, this one made me giggle the most!

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:52 pm

Prufrock wrote:
Some good ones, but, despite confusing Stevie G with Michael Carrick, this one made me giggle the most!

On you go.
Cheers Pru. But fook me is that really Carrick? Was certain it Was Stevie G! Ah welll....

Have a go with this one...

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Sun Sep 12, 2010 1:37 pm

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..and then I took him in my mouth and said ''oh, Mr. Bush of course I love you!
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:21 pm

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... & I know you lot don't get what I see in Cherie, but believe me, even after 4 kids, it's THIS tight !!
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Post by Hoboh » Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:26 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
Prufrock wrote:
Some good ones, but, despite confusing Stevie G with Michael Carrick, this one made me giggle the most!

On you go.
Cheers Pru. But fook me is that really Carrick? Was certain it Was Stevie G! Ah welll....

Have a go with this one...

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A blunder on the scale of the watchman on the Titanic there Mr Nixon!, never mind is Messi coming over here next week to sign a pre contract with us?
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:48 pm

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I know that one George, "Doe, a deer a female deer , ray a drop of golden sun......"
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:13 pm

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Post by Prufrock » Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:18 pm

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And then I wouldn't get onto one of those damned Segway things, so George turned to me like this, and he said, "You're one of these Tone, a freakin' square. Now pass me a pretzel".
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"...and I said to Alistair one drunken evening, I can squeeze a battered jumbo sausage through a hole this big.... this big, I tell you..."
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:10 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Image

... & I know you lot don't get what I see in Cherie, but believe me, even after 4 kids, it's THIS tight !!
Winner!

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Post by bobo the clown » Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:16 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:Winner! :mrgreen:
Why thank you ....

give this a go then ....

Image (I just saw my tag-line, below this ... it seemed to work !!)
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Post by bobo the clown » Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:20 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:Winner! :mrgreen:
Why thank you ....

give this a go then ....

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(I just saw my tag-line, below this ... it seemed to work !!)
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:46 pm

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