I come in peace... i.e. a Manchester United fan

[thebish]

Bray Wanderers - BWFC. You can stay.

a mermaid, a lion... a bell (beehive?) just needs an elephant!

[jaffka]

Are we going to convert him and save his soul?

[TKIZ!]

Are we going to convert him and save his soul?

TESTIFY, BROTHER JAFFKA! TES-TIFY!!

[Worthy4England]

Are we going to convert him and save his soul?

No, we're obviously all going fookin soft in the head.

He's still a red, even if it a sometimes supports someone else, red.

Probably goes to OT about the same frequency as the people in my local gaff and watches them on telly.

[Gary the Enfield]

Are we going to convert him and save his soul?

No, we're obviously all going fookin soft in the head.

He's still a red, even if it a sometimes supports someone else, red.

Probably goes to OT about the same frequency as the people in my local gaff and watches them on telly.

Well, I like him. Can we keep him Worthy? Can we?

I promise I'llwalk him and that!

[Worthy4England]

Are we going to convert him and save his soul?

No, we're obviously all going fookin soft in the head.

He's still a red, even if it a sometimes supports someone else, red.

Probably goes to OT about the same frequency as the people in my local gaff and watches them on telly.

Well, I like him. Can we keep him Worthy? Can we?

I promise I'llwalk him and that!

Only if either of you can tell me how many lanes there are going across Trafford Road Bridge....

[jaffka]

Are we going to convert him and save his soul?

No, we're obviously all going fookin soft in the head.

He's still a red, even if it a sometimes supports someone else, red.

Probably goes to OT about the same frequency as the people in my local gaff and watches them on telly.

Ok then boss, I will go and get my dock martins to give him a reet good f**kin shoein!!

[Gary the Enfield]

Are we going to convert him and save his soul?

No, we're obviously all going fookin soft in the head.

He's still a red, even if it a sometimes supports someone else, red.

Probably goes to OT about the same frequency as the people in my local gaff and watches them on telly.

Well, I like him. Can we keep him Worthy? Can we?

I promise I'llwalk him and that!

Only if either of you can tell me how many lanes there are going across Trafford Road Bridge....

Damn. Sorry Owenzy, it's back to the lampost outside the bookies for you.

[Worthy4England]

Are we going to convert him and save his soul?

No, we're obviously all going fookin soft in the head.

He's still a red, even if it a sometimes supports someone else, red.

Probably goes to OT about the same frequency as the people in my local gaff and watches them on telly.

Ok then boss, I will go and get my dock martins to give him a reet good f**kin shoein!!

That's more like it.

But don't be surprised if people shout at you, especially if he's sat in the "home" end.

Disclaimer ( this is not actually supporting the idea that we should be fighting at football matches - it's a bit of banter )

[TKIZ!]

Are we going to convert him and save his soul?

No, we're obviously all going fookin soft in the head.

He's still a red, even if it a sometimes supports someone else, red.

Probably goes to OT about the same frequency as the people in my local gaff and watches them on telly.

Well, I like him. Can we keep him Worthy? Can we?

I promise I'llwalk him and that!

Only if either of you can tell me how many lanes there are going across Trafford Road Bridge....

Damn. Sorry Owenzy, it's back to the lampost outside the bookies for you.

Can we talk him to the home, it's more humane that way?

[officer_dibble]

I won't answer your questions but here is a soundbite:

If you hate the Glazers so much stop paying so much fookin money into their pockets/texas shopping malls!

Wearing Norwich scarves doesn't really have much of an effect!!

[as]

First, Owensie, welcome. You seem polite & so should be treated as such.

But can I ask ... where do you live ? Anywhere near Stretford ?


1. What do you think would be a good season for United? And where do you think we will finish in the league?
You’ll be second to Chelsea

2. What do you think would be a good season for Bolton Wanderers? And where do you think you will finish in the league?
Maximum 8th, minimum 15th. 10th will do me, plus the benefit of nicer football & just a modicum of respect.

3. Who is your one player to watch?
Lee ... possibly Elmander, tho I fear Vidic will close him down.

4. Who is your best signing of the summer?
Petrov once he settles.

5. Which United player do you fear most?
Rooney. He usually arrives here on the back of a poor run & launches a series of new form against us. The little fecker even did it when he played for Everton.

You know those players who ALWAYS show well against you ... & the only realistic option is to buy him ? Well, expect a bid very, very soon.

6. Which of your players has something to prove this season?
Elmander

7. What will the score be when we meet?
A closer than expected game, but realistically a draw would be an achievement for us.

8. What do you think of Sir Alex Ferguson as a manager?
I note you’ve been very specific & left it “as a manager”. How can anyone quibble with him.

If you’d removed “...ager” and left it at “as a man ...” he’s horrible. Even you guys must see this.

9. How do you rate our support ? Do you like/dislike United fans?
Stretford fans from Stretford ... why should they not support their local club ?
Stretford fans from all points west ... & north ... & south ..... tosspots.

However, the fckg spoilt whinging from the ‘Love United ...’ and the FCUM breask aways & the green & yellows etc., etc. They should get a life.

Finally, the fact that there’ll be 5,000 or so here this week who will just stand throughout, because they don’t do doing as they are required too should be pinpointed, arrested, fined & banned from football grounds for ..... well, ever.

Rant over.

10. If you could take one of our players for your team, who would it be?
Well, here & now Rooney, no debate.
Look at your team & say “God, I wish he’d been ours ... “ ... Giggs, closely followed by Scholes. They come close to actually having my respect, which no Stretford player has had since ..... since .... since .....

Nope, since never.

I'm from Dublin. I support my local team Bray Wanderers, who are one of the worst teams in the Irish top flight. I'm a season ticket holder there, or I was up until this year. I still go most weeks but the recession hasn't been kind to me.

My grandad lived in Manchester for a few years so that's how he and my old man started supporting United.

If you want any information regarding Stretford fans, the green and gold campaign or FCUM, feel free to join manutdtalk. We have several threads and some very knowledgable mods who are from Salford.[/quote]

We've got more Salford lads on here than the Man Utd boards, although I wouldn't call anyone from Salford 'knowledgable'