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Post by General Mannerheim » Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:01 pm

Raven wrote:No but i did spent some time walking around/up and down a multi storey car park in Tunbridge Wells swearing about forgetting where I parked my car....then to realise I should be looking for my mums blue Fiesta which i was borrowing and not my red MG Metro.....car was exactly where I left it :)
ive done this also, but remembered id come on the bus!

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Post by thebish » Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:06 pm

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Raven wrote:No but i did spent some time walking around/up and down a multi storey car park in Tunbridge Wells swearing about forgetting where I parked my car....then to realise I should be looking for my mums blue Fiesta which i was borrowing and not my red MG Metro.....car was exactly where I left it :)
ive done this also, but remembered id come on the bus!
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Post by Raven » Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:23 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
Raven wrote:No but i did spent some time walking around/up and down a multi storey car park in Tunbridge Wells swearing about forgetting where I parked my car....then to realise I should be looking for my mums blue Fiesta which i was borrowing and not my red MG Metro.....car was exactly where I left it :)
then it's not an 'app' you need, it's an 'op' :)
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Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:25 pm

thebish wrote:
General Mannerheim wrote:
Raven wrote:No but i did spent some time walking around/up and down a multi storey car park in Tunbridge Wells swearing about forgetting where I parked my car....then to realise I should be looking for my mums blue Fiesta which i was borrowing and not my red MG Metro.....car was exactly where I left it :)
ive done this also, but remembered id come on the bus!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:01 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:i like technology, but i don't get how people wonder how they ever lived without an 'app' in their mobile phone for finding their car in a car park ?
Only yesterday evening I spent a good five minutes wandering around the car park at Middlebrook. :oops:
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:11 pm

How do you people even get dressed in a morning??

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:13 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:How do you people even get dressed in a morning??

:?
There's an app for that.

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Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:14 pm

Butler getting lazy again is he?
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:22 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:i like technology, but i don't get how people wonder how they ever lived without an 'app' in their mobile phone for finding their car in a car park ?
Only yesterday evening I spent a good five minutes wandering around the car park at Middlebrook. :oops:
Sometimes the panic button on the car keys can be useful....
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:30 pm

Is there any point to getting an i-phone, when all's said and done?

Can't decide whether to shell out on one, a phone's a phone innit?

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:14 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:How do you people even get dressed in a morning??

:?

Looking for a black German car in a carpark full of black German cars isn't easy, I'll have you know. :oops:
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:36 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:How do you people even get dressed in a morning??

:?

Looking for a black German car in a carpark full of black German cars isn't easy, I'll have you know. :oops:
Hahh...might i suggest having a rough idea of whereabouts you left it next time :wink:

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Post by thebish » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:47 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:How do you people even get dressed in a morning??

:?

Looking for a black German car in a carpark full of black German cars isn't easy, I'll have you know. :oops:
pimp it up with the pink - Stephen Ireland stylee...

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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Oct 05, 2010 4:21 pm

Isn't Midelebrook full of them too?

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:44 pm

Virgin Media.

Promised the earth and all I've seen so far is a slowing down of my pc. Bought the wife a note-book laptop then discovered they'd swopped my router for a modem on installation. When I finally managed to contact somebody in India or Thailand or somewhere, it took me ten minutes to convince him that they router was now a modem courtesy of Virgin. "Can't happen sir", he said, " Our records" show that...etc. The modem must have been installed by someone else." So why does it say "Virgin" on the front of it? I say icily.

"I'm going to put you through to customer services" says our erstwhile friend. "You can order a new router from them"
"I sincerely hope that will be free to replace the one I had before your engineer arrived" say I.
" Er, it will be forty pounds sir, I'll just put you over"

Ten minutes of listening to music later I slammed the phone down. First stop tomorrow, the Virgin shop in town. :evil:
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:15 pm

thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:How do you people even get dressed in a morning??

:?

Looking for a black German car in a carpark full of black German cars isn't easy, I'll have you know. :oops:
pimp it up with the pink - Stephen Ireland stylee...
[commie]Eurgh! Eurgh! PHOTOSHOP! PHOTOSHOP! I'M SO CLEVER, SEE? PHOTOSHOP![/commie]
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Post by thebish » Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:19 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:
thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:How do you people even get dressed in a morning??

:?

Looking for a black German car in a carpark full of black German cars isn't easy, I'll have you know. :oops:
pimp it up with the pink - Stephen Ireland stylee...
[commie]Eurgh! Eurgh! PHOTOSHOP! PHOTOSHOP! I'M SO CLEVER, SEE? PHOTOSHOP![/commie]
y'know - when I posted that - that very conversation came to mind!! :D

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:21 pm

thebish wrote:
KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:
thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:How do you people even get dressed in a morning??

:?

Looking for a black German car in a carpark full of black German cars isn't easy, I'll have you know. :oops:
pimp it up with the pink - Stephen Ireland stylee...
[commie]Eurgh! Eurgh! PHOTOSHOP! PHOTOSHOP! I'M SO CLEVER, SEE? PHOTOSHOP![/commie]
y'know - when I posted that - that very conversation came to mind!! :D
Does Stephen Ireland have a black German car, too (with some pink on)? :?
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Post by Prufrock » Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:03 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
thebish wrote:
KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:
thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Looking for a black German car in a carpark full of black German cars isn't easy, I'll have you know. :oops:
pimp it up with the pink - Stephen Ireland stylee...
[commie]Eurgh! Eurgh! PHOTOSHOP! PHOTOSHOP! I'M SO CLEVER, SEE? PHOTOSHOP![/commie]
y'know - when I posted that - that very conversation came to mind!! :D
Does Stephen Ireland have a black German car, too (with some pink on)? :?
I'd say it's more pink with a little bit of pink on. And a tad of black.
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Post by thebish » Wed Oct 06, 2010 9:26 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Does Stephen Ireland have a black German car, too (with some pink on)? :?
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